paul
@warpriders.bsky.social
Musician: bass (pretty good), guitar (ok), accordion (working on it!).
Communist, lowercase g gamer, netrunner, bookworm. 🍉
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Communist, lowercase g gamer, netrunner, bookworm. 🍉
they/he
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apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
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Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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the point of the biblical story of job is that god is a piece of shit who doesnt care about you and is undeserving of your worship. thats why we named wage-labour after the guy
October 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the point of the biblical story of job is that god is a piece of shit who doesnt care about you and is undeserving of your worship. thats why we named wage-labour after the guy
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HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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“It is our duty to fight for our freedom.
It is our duty to win.
We must love each other and support each other.
We have nothing to lose but our chains.”
Assata Shakur
It is our duty to win.
We must love each other and support each other.
We have nothing to lose but our chains.”
Assata Shakur
September 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“It is our duty to fight for our freedom.
It is our duty to win.
We must love each other and support each other.
We have nothing to lose but our chains.”
Assata Shakur
It is our duty to win.
We must love each other and support each other.
We have nothing to lose but our chains.”
Assata Shakur
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Very glad to once again be personally choosing not to watch Jimmy Kimmel Live instead of the government forcing that decision on me
Disney says 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' will return to ABC on Tuesday
ABC had pulled Kimmel's show after he made comments linking the alleged killer of conservative activist Charlie Kirk to President Donald Trump's MAGA movement.
www.cnbc.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Very glad to once again be personally choosing not to watch Jimmy Kimmel Live instead of the government forcing that decision on me
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When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening
August 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When someone started tampering with Tylenol bottles in 1982 the company recalled $100 million worth of bottles immediately even though they clearly weren't at fault
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we’ve truly entered the american century of humiliation
News from Canada: The Toronto Blue Jays have broken their single-game dollar hot-dog sales record.
August 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
we’ve truly entered the american century of humiliation
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Beers taste better if you drink them sitting on stairs. They don’t want you to know this
June 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Beers taste better if you drink them sitting on stairs. They don’t want you to know this
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You know one thing that really annoys me about this latest craze is that the obsession with reducing one's "biological age" is occurring in the same moment when many of the same people would rather die than consider that "biological sex" is mutable.
August 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You know one thing that really annoys me about this latest craze is that the obsession with reducing one's "biological age" is occurring in the same moment when many of the same people would rather die than consider that "biological sex" is mutable.
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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unpopular opinion but we should be building pyramids
August 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
unpopular opinion but we should be building pyramids
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Fascinating feedback loops going on here. It’s easier to take action against the smaller public entity than the actual source of the problem, so everyone else pays the price.
August 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Fascinating feedback loops going on here. It’s easier to take action against the smaller public entity than the actual source of the problem, so everyone else pays the price.
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We need an Inglorious Basterds system to make sure people always know who bought a Cybertruck
August 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We need an Inglorious Basterds system to make sure people always know who bought a Cybertruck
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any cyberpunk media made before the turn of the most recent decade: in the future, they're going to make a digital hitler inside the computer.
me, foolishly: ahhhhhh cmon man. that's a little on the nose. cmonnnnnn
me, foolishly: ahhhhhh cmon man. that's a little on the nose. cmonnnnnn
July 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
any cyberpunk media made before the turn of the most recent decade: in the future, they're going to make a digital hitler inside the computer.
me, foolishly: ahhhhhh cmon man. that's a little on the nose. cmonnnnnn
me, foolishly: ahhhhhh cmon man. that's a little on the nose. cmonnnnnn
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far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
July 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states
June 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states
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We can get them on our side, the pandemic taught us that "a business had to temporarily close" is equivalent to one hundred 9/11's.
i've had success getting boomer conservatives on my side by talking about how fucked up it was of ICE to raid a restaurant and deport employees who were just doing their regular jobs and ended up forcing the business to shut down for the weekend
Probably a bad strategy on ICE's part to be brutalizing union leaders and shutting down businesses
June 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We can get them on our side, the pandemic taught us that "a business had to temporarily close" is equivalent to one hundred 9/11's.
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third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
Thank you to the absolute sickos who made Blue Prince. Reached the true end of the game (Does It Ever End?) after 153 in-game days and 100 hours play time.
June 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Thank you to the absolute sickos who made Blue Prince. Reached the true end of the game (Does It Ever End?) after 153 in-game days and 100 hours play time.