sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

"strong floor no ceiling" sounds a lot like the real estate listing for the only thing anyone under 60 can afford

Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."

Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

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actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

So I guess the US was also a fascist country when FDR was putting Japanese Americans in internment camps, right?

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.

List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Very interesting to me that people keep talking about the epstien files as if they aren't going to say some shit like "well actually this is just proof of how catholic trump really is"

The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me

Whether it's Democrats making it harder for kids to get cigarettes or Republicans making it harder for kids to get vaccines, both sides have imposed the will of government on America's children.

The United States killed American Indians and drove them from their homes in order to steal their land. Could it work in Gaza?

If Troy Polamalu wanted to play soccer he would have scored like 6 goals a game, because God would have told him which way the Atheist European Goalies would dive.

fun visual-puzzle task in my daughter's kids mag:

match the POV in the 8 squares above/below the main image to the relevant figure in the main image

(daughter unsurprisingly got it right and fast; Gemini craps the bed; ChatGPT-o3 'thinks' incorrectly for ~13 minutes then crashes without answer)

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Fellow cis person here. Fuck Jesse Singal & fuck the Bluesky mods for not acknowledging what a hatemongering, violence-inspiring threat he is to the trans people who built this platform. If you can ban accounts with 10 followers & no clout, you can ban one of the most influential transphobes around.

As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too