Kail
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
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November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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That is one hell of a mixed message.
Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That is one hell of a mixed message.
I, too, completed my dispensary run today
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I, too, completed my dispensary run today
I had a kid at 27, my 2nd at 30 and I'll say that my outlook on life didn't start to settle until 33-36.
I definitely feel like you don't become "grown grown" until at least 25! Yes, you're "legal", but you don't know a damn thing from 18-24 (even if you have kids), generally speaking! 🤷🏾♀️
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I had a kid at 27, my 2nd at 30 and I'll say that my outlook on life didn't start to settle until 33-36.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Asparagus and beets need to come with a sticky note reminder that you place on the toilet after eating.
It's always bewildering when you go to pee the morning after eating asparagus. For a half second you're like, "Shit, do I need to go to the doctor?" Lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Asparagus and beets need to come with a sticky note reminder that you place on the toilet after eating.
It's a perfect meme too. I use it all the time
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It's a perfect meme too. I use it all the time
It's always bewildering when you go to pee the morning after eating asparagus. For a half second you're like, "Shit, do I need to go to the doctor?" Lol
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It's always bewildering when you go to pee the morning after eating asparagus. For a half second you're like, "Shit, do I need to go to the doctor?" Lol
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There is no world where a man does not know that she’s too young, he’s choosing ignorance.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There is no world where a man does not know that she’s too young, he’s choosing ignorance.
Only thing I want this year
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Only thing I want this year
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these people have all the money in the world and if even five of them decided to, we could have something close to a utopia. what are they doing? investing in controlling data, news propaganda, and privatizing WATER.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
these people have all the money in the world and if even five of them decided to, we could have something close to a utopia. what are they doing? investing in controlling data, news propaganda, and privatizing WATER.
I'm going to the gym Thanksgiving morning AND doing "the weed" when I get back. You think I'm gonna eat a leaf of lettuce and a rice cake when I get home!?
Some of y’all are big and greedy and should admit it. Three meats, six carbs, and five desserts is too. much. food.
What’s your Thanksgiving hot take?
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm going to the gym Thanksgiving morning AND doing "the weed" when I get back. You think I'm gonna eat a leaf of lettuce and a rice cake when I get home!?
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am i supposed to be consuming or am i supposed to be saving for a house i'll never be able to afford. can yall make up your minds
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
am i supposed to be consuming or am i supposed to be saving for a house i'll never be able to afford. can yall make up your minds
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Stick to the sportsball Ian
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Stick to the sportsball Ian
Red Lobster biscuit breakfast sandwiches would've had me at their front door before they even opened
If Red Lobster created a lobster roll with the cheddar bay biscuits as the roll I’d weigh 6,000 lbs
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Red Lobster biscuit breakfast sandwiches would've had me at their front door before they even opened
As much as I want this to be a sprint, its still a marathon no matter what
What has this year taught you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As much as I want this to be a sprint, its still a marathon no matter what
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Volcano Hayli Gubbi erupted today in Ethiopia for the first time.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Volcano Hayli Gubbi erupted today in Ethiopia for the first time.
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Naked white men.
The discover tab goes: regular post, regular post, beautiful picture, hardcore white male sex, regular post, regular post, white dick, political post.
Never again lol
The discover tab goes: regular post, regular post, beautiful picture, hardcore white male sex, regular post, regular post, white dick, political post.
Never again lol
I knew the discover tab wasn’t for me after I saw a grown ass man wearing a diaper. Removed it from my feeds immediately.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Naked white men.
The discover tab goes: regular post, regular post, beautiful picture, hardcore white male sex, regular post, regular post, white dick, political post.
Never again lol
The discover tab goes: regular post, regular post, beautiful picture, hardcore white male sex, regular post, regular post, white dick, political post.
Never again lol
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I hate how we’re so worried about money all the time. Then there are trillionaires without a good care in the world.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I hate how we’re so worried about money all the time. Then there are trillionaires without a good care in the world.
Nobody:
Me as soon as I see JD V*ance in person:
Me as soon as I see JD V*ance in person:
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Nobody:
Me as soon as I see JD V*ance in person:
Me as soon as I see JD V*ance in person:
Once AGAIN the crowd is failing this energy because he was going off
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Once AGAIN the crowd is failing this energy because he was going off