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Get in! The world is ending and we're disassociating
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When Twitter fell, we took to the skies
a man is sitting in the cockpit of a helicopter watching a person jump out of it .
ALT: a man is sitting in the cockpit of a helicopter watching a person jump out of it .
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January 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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He said:
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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This is objectively the only time this feature has EVER been useful to anything besides locating your car.

Its also objectively the best use of this feature in the history of its creation.

Assholes immediately retreat.

Amazing work, Minnesota. Keep it up!
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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Love this piece I saw from Daniel Warren Johnson. Also reminds me of Prime's simple, yet powerful quote:

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" - Optimus Prime
January 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
CJ Stroud/Caleb Superbowl is A-OK with me
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Jalen Hurts gets the hate Josh Allen deserves
Josh Allen ain’t got no more excuses.

No Mahomes. No Lamar. No Burrow.

Bo. Fucking. Nix.
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Today is a great Saturday. So much satisfying stuff happening
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
BYE JOSH ALLEN
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I post for the people who would be the anchor on family feud
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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And if we would just apply this same logic to the whole human experience …

We’re all experiencing this thing differently.
It’s so interesting how people’s tastebuds are so different.
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
She catch a sore throat and would have to drink the whole bottle of robitussin
That’s two feet of straight neck
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
The irony of it is, I'll wait until the season is released and end up forgetting to watch the show anyway lol
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I used to pride myself in having patience watching shows. As a millennial, I should be fine with waiting weekly for new episode drops but I can't do it anymore. Give me everything off the rip
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Move through life in such a way that Pablo Torre does NOT investigate you because he is Bruce Wayne in the Batcave fr
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I'm off today until Wednesday. Video games, this new book I got, hitting gym, and doing shit else are my glorious plans and I can't wait to execute them
I dont wanna do shit this weekend but play video games and paint anyway.
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
"A hallmark Christmas movie?" Gets me every time lmaooooo
Here it is if you also need a giggle.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Facts on facts. I had the same thought re: Slave Catchers.

But a lot of people won't make that connection certain people don't want to teach/learn about slavery and what really was going on in that time because they can't blame some other country.

Source:
www.instagram.com/reel/DTb2VBJ...
January 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Ms. Cohen is getting to the heart of the matter.
pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
So many publications hold this moniker now. There's a solid 8 variations of fox news in television in print now
CBS is just the new Fox News.
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
That episode of Martin where he was having sexual fantasies about Pam awakened something in me man.

You don't want me to tell anybody? Well then I'm not gonna say SHIT
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Not really sure the context of the conversation but, I absolutely would have been Tichina Arnold's secret at the height of her powers.

Have you seen the material?
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Clearing her throat probably sounds like gunshots
"Immigrant populations commit crimes at lower rates than native-born populations, so if this is actually about crime, how do you answer for that?"

Katie Zacharia: "You are lumping in illegal immigrants and regular immigrants."

"Both commit crimes at lower rates than native-born Americans."
January 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM