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Jas from VA
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“This is not a song, it’s a revelation on how to get a niga gone!”

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Sometimes you realize you was holding onto a fantasy of someone, not who they actually are. And then you learn to let it go.
It is kind of funny that Musk only outed Trump being in the Epstein files cause he didn’t know that he would be in the Epstein files begging to be apart of the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 PM
You know whose not in the Epstein files? Joseph Robinette Biden, Barack Hussein Obama, and Kamala Devi Harris.
January 31, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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I can’t stand Nicki Minaj so I’m cackling at her downfall 🤣😂😂
January 31, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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In highschool all my t-shirts were the size of bedsheets and I wore shorts under my jeans
January 31, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Aubrey’s angles
Those niggas so fanned out for Aubrey. It’s disgusting.
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Yes lord
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Need justice for the victims but that Epstein files shit is very dark. Anyone reading that shit just to post hit pieces is sick in the head.
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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Normalize leaving people in whatever reality they've chosen.
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Elon in them files begging like a dweeb to go to Epstein’s crib. Pedophile and a herb.
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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(Everything be an ick to y’all because y’all are entertaining people deep down you know you don’t like)
January 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
My car has been frozen since Sunday.
January 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I called VDOT and told them they need to come get all this fckn snow they pushed on to my car and they better come right NOW 😩
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Bruh. I’m bout to kms
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Also I hate talking to people that do Adderoll
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I be thinking I’m a yapper till I have to talk to a real yapper
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Won’t drop a dime, bout to buy a stop sigh shirt to stop snitching
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Another reason I’ll never get on one. Slave ships.
Yup I heard this too. This is why the cruise lines incorporate outside of the USA to skirt laws.
But also, if you’re anywhere adjacent to the cruise industry and your server is Bulgarian, Polish, etc., tip 40% in cash because they effectively indentured. Commonplace practice throughout the industry
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Yup I heard this too. This is why the cruise lines incorporate outside of the USA to skirt laws.
But also, if you’re anywhere adjacent to the cruise industry and your server is Bulgarian, Polish, etc., tip 40% in cash because they effectively indentured. Commonplace practice throughout the industry
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Dog. Trump and them niggas killed some of the girls and buried them on the golf course in Cali.

HE ABSOLUTELY KILLED IVANA IN NEW YORK. 1000000000000000%
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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When are they going to arrest him and press charges?
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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😥😥😥😥😥
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Gotdamnit
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara:

“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Jus cause I’m nosey, I’m a watch that Milana movie on bootleg for sure
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM