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Owner of Canada. Exceptionally Pretty. Perfectly Perfect. Always Funny. Voted Best Dungeon Master by a group of Kobolds. Gamer. Knitter. She/her. Data Tech. Woke. Scorpio. INTP. Elbows Up. Will hide you. #CabinInTheWoods.
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pStabs @pstabs.ca · Jun 4
Time for an update

Childfree Cat Lady, 49, Divorced, Canadian in Ontario
Senior Data Analyst w/background in Software Dev & Data Engineering
Atheist, Former Christian
Liberal
Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM
Video Games
Metal, Post-Grunge
British Sitcoms
Pineapple belongs on pizza
Dungeon Master

AMA
pstabs.ca pStabs @pstabs.ca · Nov 15
Intro post I guess.

Childfree Cat Lady, 49, Separated, Canadian in Ontario
Senior Data Analyst w/background in Software Dev & Data Engineering
Atheist, Former Christian
Liberal
Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM
Video Games
Metal, Post-Grunge
British Sitcoms
Pineapple belongs on pizza
Dungeon Master

AMA
But the US Regime Leader said he didnt need anything from Canada or Canadians.

So kindly, get fucked.

I will not buy your shit until you get rid of the pedo sex trafficker rapist from the Oval office. And even then, no way hoser.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It is xmas eve!

Im working for another hour or two.

Then it is time to finish knitting the scarf Im making for the family gift exchange!

I got nothing profound today but a reminder that you can choose your family. They do not have to be related by blood to you.
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Nothing was *leaked* by Canada

CBS provided a full episode to their CDN distributor, which aired it & provided it for streaming as per normal

If CBS mgmt is too incompetent to manage their own censorship, don’t imply something underhanded by others
(Know you didn’t say that but can’t reply to pic)
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Donald Trump was there when a baby was murdered and disposed of in Lake Michigan!?!?! She was trafficked at age 13 and raped by Trump.

And the FBI sat on this since 2020!!

Pizza Gate is real but it is Trump and not Clinton!

I...QANON was right-ish? Shit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Hey fellow NATO members,

How about we boot the USA out now that they have threatened Greenland again?

As a citizen of the sovereign nation of Canada, I support Greenland and Denmark.

Fuck off Trump.
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bill Clinton isnt afraid of the Epstein files.

I did NOT expect him to call for the files that reference him to be released in accordance to the law so Im pretty surprised!

Is this a double fake out?
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Best part of being hurt from my fall is that I am getting plenty of knitting done.

I am making my man a sweater! Here is a bit of the back.
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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🧶♥️ #knit #knitsky
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
RIP Kenny the Mouse who chewed through my internet cable.

Now to reset the trap for his brother, Kenny.

I wasnt sure if posting his death photo would be good so no picture of Kenny.
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
They are coming for Greenland. It is only a matter of time before they try to take Canada too.

Watch and listen. Be ready for action when it is time.

The Trump regime & Heritage Foundation are coming.
Jeff Landry is a moron with zero foreign policy experience, knowledge, or qualifications. ZERO. Nothing. More insanity.
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Because he wasnt just a client, he was a co-trafficker.

That is my guess anyway.
Scarborough: "Trump is not on Epstein's list. There's nothing in there really damning about Trump or Bill Clinton. So one of the great mysteries is not what Trump's hiding, it's why if he's not in the files - which all the reporting says he's not - why is he so obsessed on blocking access to them?"
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Well, straight from Jeff Landry’s mouth.

“Thank you @realDon! It’s an honor to serve you in this volunteer position to make Greenland a part of the U.S.”

Looks like NATO’s going to busy this next year
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Oopsie - did we do that?

Sales down over 60%, mostly due to Canada boycott on US alcohol.

www.kentucky.com/news/busines...
Major Kentucky bourbon maker Jim Beam shuttering distillery for 2026
The move comes as Kentucky’s $9 billion bourbon industry is dealing with a glut of supply and slipping sales.
www.kentucky.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Awww the one Jake Paul fight I dont watch he gets his jaw busted in two places from a boxer that wasnt paid enough to fall.

Anyway, time for food.
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The US stealing an oil tanker should concern Canadians.

The US National Security Strategy document lays out very clearly that they are just going to take anything they want, regardless of who owns it.

They will site it as a threat against their supply chains. Canada has everything they want.

1/3
December 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hey Ben Shapiro, Glazing Trump (the pedo & sex trafficker) is no different than glazing Andrew Tate.

There is no difference between you, Charlie Kirk, Tim Pool, Nick Fuentes, & Tucker Carlson.

You all are morally bankrupt, rape apologists, pedo protecting cultists. Literally the worst of humankind
December 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My legs are healing. The bruises are getting lighter.

I will put a photo in the next skeet so people dont have to look at scrapes and brusies if they dont want to.

I fell down my basement stairs on Tuesday night. No broken bones.

Pain is manageable. I have some pain cream and some codeine!
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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It is very easy. Let me explain:

You take 100. Then you take 13. Then you add the colour of a bald eagle squared times 2 refrigerators and you arrive at 600%.

Easy!
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I wonder if my work would let me use this math in my data analytics.
ROBERTS: If you cut something by 100% the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you to take their product.
NUTLICK: No. What he's saying is if a drug was $100 & you bring the drug down to $13, if you're looking at it from $13 it's down 7 times. #cdnpoli
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
As far as fun pre-Xmas evening activities go, I dont recommend falling down the basement stairs.

2/10 experience.

Yes people wait on you but youre in a pile of pain and have to deal with people waiting on you!

Plus you have to arrange to have stitches removed & follow up scans and shit.
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As a Canadian, I am really having a hard time keeping up with all of these new nicknames in the USA.

Gulf of Mexico
Department of Defense
And now Kennedy Centre

Did I miss any??
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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I take serious issue with the US trying to bully Canada into making changes to our rules, regulations and trying to overrun our markets with American products. The US can promote their own businesses and markets and tell us to not intrude on their laws, that is fine, that's them,

/1 thread
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Shut up Pedo!

I will not buy US dairy. EVER.
I will not buy US alcohol. EVER.

I will do without those things if non-US alternatives are not found.

So fuck right off.

Tell me to fucking consume shit with all of the FDA loosening. You fuckers dont even believe in vaccines.

🖕
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Thanks to everyone who has sent me good thoughts and well wishes after my fall down the stairs!

My knee seems worse than the stitches in my head. This is the most injured I have ever been. I consider myself lucky.

I fell down 7ft onto a concrete floor on Tuesday night.
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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He’s right ⤵️‼️‼️ #Canada

Re floor crossings, it’s a Parliamentary System in Canada. Poilievre is always rage baiting trying to destroy the system, Poilievre lies daily.

Credit to safe_word_tango
December 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM