Unpaid agitator
@onefourfiveone.bsky.social
frolicsome | easy | good-tempered | free
I have a doctorate, and I’m not afraid to use it.
“If it’s real, don’t let them ruin it.”
I have a doctorate, and I’m not afraid to use it.
“If it’s real, don’t let them ruin it.”
😵💫
It is 1996. The American president was born in 1946.
It is 2006. The American president was born in 1946.
It is 2016. The American president was born in 1946.
It is 2026. The American president was born in 1946.
It is 2006. The American president was born in 1946.
It is 2016. The American president was born in 1946.
It is 2026. The American president was born in 1946.
February 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
😵💫
His campaign slogan here is “Doge Texas” if that gives you any insight.
February 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
His campaign slogan here is “Doge Texas” if that gives you any insight.
This would be a prank I could get behind.
Tell someone you’ll get them a car from the airport and then they walk out to this.
Tell someone you’ll get them a car from the airport and then they walk out to this.
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This would be a prank I could get behind.
Tell someone you’ll get them a car from the airport and then they walk out to this.
Tell someone you’ll get them a car from the airport and then they walk out to this.
Only Wanna Be with You - Hootie & the Blowfish
What’s the WORST song to get beat up to? I’ll go first:
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
“Optimistic” x Sounds of Blackness
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Only Wanna Be with You - Hootie & the Blowfish
Lea Michele will never read this (because she can’t) but she sang the absolute pants off of every song they gave her.
February 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Lea Michele will never read this (because she can’t) but she sang the absolute pants off of every song they gave her.
Not yet but we keep trying!
good morning! y'all pregnant now? 🤰🏿
February 15, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Not yet but we keep trying!
Give me a fucking BREAK.
February 15, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Give me a fucking BREAK.
This customer used to run the grill at every function til his eyesight got bad.
February 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
This customer used to run the grill at every function til his eyesight got bad.
I audibly gasped.
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I audibly gasped.
Go ahead and take that blue pill now if you want to be ready for later. That “30 mins before” is a lie, boo-boo.
February 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Go ahead and take that blue pill now if you want to be ready for later. That “30 mins before” is a lie, boo-boo.
(Cream soda is that girl)
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
(Cream soda is that girl)
Someone check on @mynxrho.bsky.social
The flamboyant designer behind Hello Kitty — the cute Japanese character that became a global mega brand — is stepping down after more than four decades in charge of her look. 👉 ebx.sh/vo8bgF
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Someone check on @mynxrho.bsky.social
She is truly crazy for that.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
She is truly crazy for that.
A stunt queen until death, do you hear me?!?!
I am SCREAMING.
Not the Documentary is really just promo!?
Not the Documentary is really just promo!?
February 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
A stunt queen until death, do you hear me?!?!
RIP fine white man
🔗: bit.ly/4qv78DG
James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.
📷: Getty
James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.
📷: Getty
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
RIP fine white man
I know everybody smells GOODT.
Italian, Chilean, Puerto Rican and Afro-Caribbean = Part of the melting pot of the USA 🩷
February 11, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I know everybody smells GOODT.
Black people crack me UP!
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Black people crack me UP!
Unrelated, but I always pronounce that like Beyoncé this first time I see it.
4 months after Trump pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, Forbes reports that Binance now holds $4.7 billion of the $5.4 billion supply of Trump’s World Liberty Financial stablecoin. That is 87%. It is the largest corruption scandal in the history of the US presidency.
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Unrelated, but I always pronounce that like Beyoncé this first time I see it.
My takeaway from the Super Bowl halftime show is that Benito Bunny is fine as shit.
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
My takeaway from the Super Bowl halftime show is that Benito Bunny is fine as shit.
FINALLY
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
FINALLY
Who won the Puppy Bowl?
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Who won the Puppy Bowl?
Talk that SHIT
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Talk that SHIT