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“Tyler Perry is a terrorist.” @worldwidewoman
Not looking for a Prince Charming so keep it pushing
Not looking for a Prince Charming so keep it pushing
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Pamela doc is good.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Pamela doc is good.
Pamela Anderson doubted rape victims bc I’m going to watch her documentary
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pamela Anderson doubted rape victims bc I’m going to watch her documentary
Jussie did that shit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Jussie did that shit.
Why would he do this?! Attention-seeking gone wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Why would he do this?! Attention-seeking gone wrong.
My brow remains furrowed
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My brow remains furrowed
Oh! He’s sick!
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh! He’s sick!
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prepare to laugh at how ridiculous things were and continue to be
About to watch this Jussie documentary. Yes, we love the mess.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
prepare to laugh at how ridiculous things were and continue to be
Jussie really needs his ass beat for this tho
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Jussie really needs his ass beat for this tho
About to watch this Jussie documentary. Yes, we love the mess.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
About to watch this Jussie documentary. Yes, we love the mess.
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There is no way in hell this tastes good. No way in HELL!
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There is no way in hell this tastes good. No way in HELL!
Half-assed skincare tonight. I’s tide!
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Half-assed skincare tonight. I’s tide!
The hair is down! Will finish detangling and washing tomorrow bc if I’ve learned anything it’s to never do your hair while you’re tired. You’ll end up bald. 🧑🦲
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The hair is down! Will finish detangling and washing tomorrow bc if I’ve learned anything it’s to never do your hair while you’re tired. You’ll end up bald. 🧑🦲
All right! I’m getting up now. The sooner I’m done the sooner I can vape some quid and go to bed.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
All right! I’m getting up now. The sooner I’m done the sooner I can vape some quid and go to bed.
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The SpongeBob episode where Squidward left the neighborhood to go live among other squid ppl was about white flight. In this essay I will
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The SpongeBob episode where Squidward left the neighborhood to go live among other squid ppl was about white flight. In this essay I will
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“Everyone be quiet I’m trying to drive and you’re distracting me”
we’re trying to tell you that the bridge is out up ahead and you’re going to drive us off a cliff.
we’re trying to tell you that the bridge is out up ahead and you’re going to drive us off a cliff.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“Everyone be quiet I’m trying to drive and you’re distracting me”
we’re trying to tell you that the bridge is out up ahead and you’re going to drive us off a cliff.
we’re trying to tell you that the bridge is out up ahead and you’re going to drive us off a cliff.
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The world doesn't grieve with you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The world doesn't grieve with you.
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The lack of ads, nazis, bots, and gratuitous porn was really the difference maker for me. It was stimulation overload and I'm the better for leaving
as wonky as this app can be, i think its pretty rad how a lot of us migrated here from twitter and stayed here.
a lot of us cultivated a safe space for us to be ourselves and not just be a person on the algorithm.
we really added to the longevity of this app bc most apps failed after week 2.
a lot of us cultivated a safe space for us to be ourselves and not just be a person on the algorithm.
we really added to the longevity of this app bc most apps failed after week 2.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The lack of ads, nazis, bots, and gratuitous porn was really the difference maker for me. It was stimulation overload and I'm the better for leaving
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Squidward was right all along!
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Squidward was right all along!
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Lemme guess: the tel-lie-vision tells lies to his vision, amirite
That man really sat in the car and told me that saying “weekend” is speaking a spell over yourself. You’ll be weakened 🤣🤣🤣
Then he said you gotta do your research
Then he said you gotta do your research
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Lemme guess: the tel-lie-vision tells lies to his vision, amirite
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bought the whole foods rotisserie chicken
a woman with her face painted like the joker is applying lipstick .
Alt: someone applying clown makeup with a brush in an unseen mirror
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
bought the whole foods rotisserie chicken
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Dem leaders:
People don’t care about fascism, they care the cost of healthcare.
Also Dem leaders:
Republicans say if we help them now, they promise to think about not permanently making healthcare even more expensive than it was before.
People don’t care about fascism, they care the cost of healthcare.
Also Dem leaders:
Republicans say if we help them now, they promise to think about not permanently making healthcare even more expensive than it was before.
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dem leaders:
People don’t care about fascism, they care the cost of healthcare.
Also Dem leaders:
Republicans say if we help them now, they promise to think about not permanently making healthcare even more expensive than it was before.
People don’t care about fascism, they care the cost of healthcare.
Also Dem leaders:
Republicans say if we help them now, they promise to think about not permanently making healthcare even more expensive than it was before.
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My girl dinner is 2 thin chocolate chip cookies, a couple pieces of rotisserie chicken, 3 packs of fruit snacks and honey mint tea.
tonight my girl dinner is a bowl of Fruity Cheerios with a side of alfredo pasta
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My girl dinner is 2 thin chocolate chip cookies, a couple pieces of rotisserie chicken, 3 packs of fruit snacks and honey mint tea.
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🤭😆
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
🤭😆
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imma be very real with y’all… I still don’t Get how the heavens gate cult worked like what do you mean heaven is reachable via spaceship
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
imma be very real with y’all… I still don’t Get how the heavens gate cult worked like what do you mean heaven is reachable via spaceship