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“Tyler Perry is a terrorist.” @worldwidewoman

Not looking for a Prince Charming so keep it pushing
Look at the sky…
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
How you praising the Lord one minute and bragging the next?
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Y’all talking bout that man’s wife?
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m kinda looking like a baddie today. Old bitches winning
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Survivor’s Affirmation #ISOSLD
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Something old but new to me! Ombré!
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hot, fresh Five Guys!
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Veggie pho with sriracha! 💃🏾
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Veggie Pho!
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This stuff! 🤌🏾
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Some chili sounds good but it’s too late and I don’t have everything I need. I’m eating a “girl dinner” tonight. Probably grapes, toast, and ice cream once this edible kicks in.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Falafel, rice and beans and tahini, and fresh hummus!
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hair!
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The salon dog! He sat on my lap the whole time I was in the shampoo bowl.
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What? What you smoking on over dere?
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How’s this for emotional?
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"This isn't the America I know."

Black people:
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I feel the need to expel tears but my tear ducts are blocked.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sirrrrrrr?
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Pulled out my adult leather computer bag. No more of this raggedy thing
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m already annoyed
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM