Paris Morgan
@lextherapy.bsky.social
Please hesitate to reach out to me.
Not that surprising
You’ll be surprised how many men are married or even in a relationship with women that they don’t love nor like.
January 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Not that surprising
When “Da Baddest Bitch” is the first song to play when you hit shuffle >>>>
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 PM
When “Da Baddest Bitch” is the first song to play when you hit shuffle >>>>
One day I’ll stop volunteering to run the sound board
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
One day I’ll stop volunteering to run the sound board
They already did this at the Pink
They should have a drive through strip club where you pull up to the window and look at some titties for a minute then go on your way
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 AM
They already did this at the Pink
J. Lo’s notes are Death Notes.
We don’t talk enough about how Jennifer Lopez and Mariah both can go note for note with anyone!!
January 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
J. Lo’s notes are Death Notes.
Black Planet 😭
Okay, let's get nostalgic
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Black Planet 😭
Mine too, shit.
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Mine too, shit.
Eating 50 raw oysters is diabolical for so many reasons.
Eating 25 wings??? That’s not normal?!??
Eating 25 wings??? That’s not normal?!??
Remember that girl who ate, what was it? 50 oysters? I think she’s been dethroned 🥴 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fA2AAA/
In my defense… it was all you can eat for $20… I was getting his moneys worth 😭
TikTok video by Kimmy
www.tiktok.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Eating 50 raw oysters is diabolical for so many reasons.
Eating 25 wings??? That’s not normal?!??
Eating 25 wings??? That’s not normal?!??
For me, forgiveness means absolution.
Has nothing to do with access.
Has nothing to do with access.
I think people confuse “forgive” with “allow to return to your life.”
entirely possible that I’ve forgiven you but you’ll never know about it cuz you have to stay far from me.
entirely possible that I’ve forgiven you but you’ll never know about it cuz you have to stay far from me.
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
For me, forgiveness means absolution.
Has nothing to do with access.
Has nothing to do with access.
I ain’t gone speak too much on this topic but forgiveness is for mistakes. Being a shitty parent isn’t a mistake, it’s a choice.
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I ain’t gone speak too much on this topic but forgiveness is for mistakes. Being a shitty parent isn’t a mistake, it’s a choice.
I have to get surgery again and I’m really looking forward to that anesthesia sleep.
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I have to get surgery again and I’m really looking forward to that anesthesia sleep.
Yeah I cannot say the word “eccentric” without my brain immediately going “NCLECTA”
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yeah I cannot say the word “eccentric” without my brain immediately going “NCLECTA”
I’m pretty funny today guys idk
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I’m pretty funny today guys idk
I purposely get on women’s nerves when they’re pregnant so their kids look like me.
You’re welcome 😂
You’re welcome 😂
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I purposely get on women’s nerves when they’re pregnant so their kids look like me.
You’re welcome 😂
You’re welcome 😂
President and CEO of FTK, Inc.
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 PM
President and CEO of FTK, Inc.
I’ll agree with annoying but attention whore is where I draw the line
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I’ll agree with annoying but attention whore is where I draw the line
You know the Pistons won again
a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
ALT: a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
You know the Pistons won again
Marijuana
Y’all, how are you managing your rage?
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Marijuana
People always wanna talk about it after doing something shady mayne go talk to God about it idc 😂
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
People always wanna talk about it after doing something shady mayne go talk to God about it idc 😂
My PR/marketing/crisis management senses are tingling.
Everything about this seems fake and planned to mitigate the gay allegations.
Everything about this seems fake and planned to mitigate the gay allegations.
Exhibit A: Becky with the blonde hair.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
My PR/marketing/crisis management senses are tingling.
Everything about this seems fake and planned to mitigate the gay allegations.
Everything about this seems fake and planned to mitigate the gay allegations.
Re-teaching myself how to crochet and I fear it will become my entire personality by Sunday
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Re-teaching myself how to crochet and I fear it will become my entire personality by Sunday
I’m afraid of the women calling Kristy “annoying”.
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I’m afraid of the women calling Kristy “annoying”.
Yes and no.
Yes bc I would have loved to have the guidance. No bc I know how much of a burden it is.
Yes bc I would have loved to have the guidance. No bc I know how much of a burden it is.
as the oldest daughter, I’d love to hear from other oldest daughters…do you ever wish you had a big sister?
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Yes and no.
Yes bc I would have loved to have the guidance. No bc I know how much of a burden it is.
Yes bc I would have loved to have the guidance. No bc I know how much of a burden it is.
The entirety of ‘Who is Jill Scott? Words And Sounds Vol. 1’ is about raw sex…..
They said Jill Scott makes music for folks who enjoy raw sex 🤣
Jill Scott starts singing and all my clothes fall off
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
The entirety of ‘Who is Jill Scott? Words And Sounds Vol. 1’ is about raw sex…..
Ok bc I asked a friend once “which theater” we were going to for a show and she said “Broadway”.
Shocking to learn this is a common mistake 😂😂😂
Shocking to learn this is a common mistake 😂😂😂
People on tiktok are discovering that Broadway isn't a single theater that houses multiple plays at once. It's a street just like Broadway in any other city. In the theater district there are dozens of theaters of different sizes on different streets with different shows running at the same time.
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Ok bc I asked a friend once “which theater” we were going to for a show and she said “Broadway”.
Shocking to learn this is a common mistake 😂😂😂
Shocking to learn this is a common mistake 😂😂😂