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hail satan 🌲✌🏼🆒

i'd like to make friends :) i live on the green planet now
gus is a serious boy
August 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
back in my day, "i'm going to open a new tab" meant you were grabbing a fresh pink diet coke

we need new words. like tang. or rc.
August 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i'll admit it:

the covid vaccine definitely made me gayer.
August 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
July 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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all i ever need is more
March 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Is Tug on it Tuesday a thing?

Well, it should be.
February 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Just bumped into an old friend.
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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But your honor, shooting people and hoarding wealth is my culture.
February 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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More than 50% of all statistics include numbers.
January 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Why couldn’t some of those hot embers fly over to mar-a-Lago?
January 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
we can get denimer
January 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I’ve done whippets
With Patrick Swayze
January 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Just hangin' with the fellas tonight
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
January 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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who decided to call it a 'paternity test' instead of a 'pop quiz?'
January 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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the size of his health bar is massive
Pork Chop Cash
January 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day
January 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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i love being the centre of a tension
December 25, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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Large Son: (explaining Warhammer lore to his young Cousin) then there is the Emperor of Screams. his bones are made of infinititanium and his fists are power guns
young Cousin: that’s cool. that’s sick
January 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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coliseum is Latin for ‘come and see em’
January 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM