John
@vaeku.bsky.social
He/Him | TTRPGs, Video Games, Sci-Fi/Fantasy Books, Lore Nerd | Tired and Gay
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the fact that Sandwich Guy is facing this 'wich trial at all is evidence of subpar justice. he is a hero being put through the judicial grinder. i hope the jury wraps up a not guilty verdict without delay or loafing around
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
the fact that Sandwich Guy is facing this 'wich trial at all is evidence of subpar justice. he is a hero being put through the judicial grinder. i hope the jury wraps up a not guilty verdict without delay or loafing around
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.
There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
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"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
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There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
June 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.
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Another pulp-inspired art for Murderbot! @marthawells.com
May 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Another pulp-inspired art for Murderbot! @marthawells.com
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Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
May 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many
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To celebrate last week's launch of Blue Prince we're running a GIVEAWAY! 8 lucky folks could win a copy of Blue Prince on Steam, Xbox or Playstation. To enter follow our account, like and share this post. Good luck. Winners will be announced on April 28th.
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
To celebrate last week's launch of Blue Prince we're running a GIVEAWAY! 8 lucky folks could win a copy of Blue Prince on Steam, Xbox or Playstation. To enter follow our account, like and share this post. Good luck. Winners will be announced on April 28th.
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They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
freedom.press
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
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10. Here's their names. The Vichy caucus.
SCHUMER
DURBIN
SCHATZ
CORTEZ MASTO
PETERS
FETTERMAN
HASSAN
GILLIBRAND
KING (I)
SHAHEEN
SCHUMER
DURBIN
SCHATZ
CORTEZ MASTO
PETERS
FETTERMAN
HASSAN
GILLIBRAND
KING (I)
SHAHEEN
March 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
10. Here's their names. The Vichy caucus.
SCHUMER
DURBIN
SCHATZ
CORTEZ MASTO
PETERS
FETTERMAN
HASSAN
GILLIBRAND
KING (I)
SHAHEEN
SCHUMER
DURBIN
SCHATZ
CORTEZ MASTO
PETERS
FETTERMAN
HASSAN
GILLIBRAND
KING (I)
SHAHEEN
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“Everything was better when I was 13” is a profoundly heterosexual opinion.
Great data journalism: people report “best times” is when they were 10-15 yo
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
December 19, 2024 at 3:53 AM
“Everything was better when I was 13” is a profoundly heterosexual opinion.
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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All the Trump cabinet announcements are like “And I’ve named this parrot that only knows how to say racial slurs to be Secretary of the Interior”
November 13, 2024 at 12:19 AM
All the Trump cabinet announcements are like “And I’ve named this parrot that only knows how to say racial slurs to be Secretary of the Interior”
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Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
November 10, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Starting a thread of blocklists to share (feel free to reply with your favorites)
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
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This is excellent, and should lead their paper tomorrow.
Opinion | It has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president
Isn’t this what a newspaper is supposed to do?
www.washingtonpost.com
October 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
This is excellent, and should lead their paper tomorrow.
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starbucks barista: order for cathy lou
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
October 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
starbucks barista: order for cathy lou
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
10 games to get to know me
💻 Cyberpunk 2077
🎲 Baldur's Gate 3
💠 Destiny 2
🐲 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
🏡 What Remains of Edith Finch
🌱 Stardew Valley
👑 Crusader Kings 3
🌌 Mass Effect Trilogy
🍻 Disco Elysium
⚔️ Assassin's Creed (All)
💻 Cyberpunk 2077
🎲 Baldur's Gate 3
💠 Destiny 2
🐲 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
🏡 What Remains of Edith Finch
🌱 Stardew Valley
👑 Crusader Kings 3
🌌 Mass Effect Trilogy
🍻 Disco Elysium
⚔️ Assassin's Creed (All)
10 games to get to know me
💻 Cyberpunk 2077
💠 Destiny 2
🐕 Borderlands 3
+ TFTBL 1
🤖 Titanfall 2
⚔️ Diablo 4
⚠️ Oh no i ran out of games
⚠️ Oh god i can count the amount of games ive played and loved with one hand
⚠️ Oh god oh fuck
🌎 im 1 of the 15 people who liked Outriders
💻 Cyberpunk 2077
💠 Destiny 2
🐕 Borderlands 3
+ TFTBL 1
🤖 Titanfall 2
⚔️ Diablo 4
⚠️ Oh no i ran out of games
⚠️ Oh god i can count the amount of games ive played and loved with one hand
⚠️ Oh god oh fuck
🌎 im 1 of the 15 people who liked Outriders
10 games to get to know me!
💀 Destiny 2
⚔️ Final Fantasy XIV
🐲 Dragon Age
🔫 Borderlands
☢️ Fallout
🧣 Journey/Sky
💥 Persona
🐺 Okami
🏰 Dokapon Kingdom
🐦🔥 Pokemon
💀 Destiny 2
⚔️ Final Fantasy XIV
🐲 Dragon Age
🔫 Borderlands
☢️ Fallout
🧣 Journey/Sky
💥 Persona
🐺 Okami
🏰 Dokapon Kingdom
🐦🔥 Pokemon
October 19, 2024 at 5:27 PM
10 games to get to know me
💻 Cyberpunk 2077
🎲 Baldur's Gate 3
💠 Destiny 2
🐲 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
🏡 What Remains of Edith Finch
🌱 Stardew Valley
👑 Crusader Kings 3
🌌 Mass Effect Trilogy
🍻 Disco Elysium
⚔️ Assassin's Creed (All)
💻 Cyberpunk 2077
🎲 Baldur's Gate 3
💠 Destiny 2
🐲 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
🏡 What Remains of Edith Finch
🌱 Stardew Valley
👑 Crusader Kings 3
🌌 Mass Effect Trilogy
🍻 Disco Elysium
⚔️ Assassin's Creed (All)
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i don't think other drivers should be able to see what i'm doing in my car. not like crimes or anything. but whatever air drum solos i may or may not be doing in here are my business
September 27, 2024 at 1:53 PM
i don't think other drivers should be able to see what i'm doing in my car. not like crimes or anything. but whatever air drum solos i may or may not be doing in here are my business
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #624,032!
September 23, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #624,032!