usualdays (badkitty)
@usualdays.bsky.social
Jokes, cats, shenanigans, maybe tarot. Have you had your microplastics today?
@badkitty_ on twitter @amongtheusualdays on threads @favrd alumnus
@badkitty_ on twitter @amongtheusualdays on threads @favrd alumnus
Who am I to judge
April 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Who am I to judge
I'll take my bear cub barbecued with a side of baked beans to go, please
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'll take my bear cub barbecued with a side of baked beans to go, please
NETHER SAUCE FOR THE NETHER REGIONS
April 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
NETHER SAUCE FOR THE NETHER REGIONS
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cory booker is on the senate floor explaining why the eagles couldn’t just fly the Ring to Mordor
April 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
cory booker is on the senate floor explaining why the eagles couldn’t just fly the Ring to Mordor
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"get ready for round 2"
I say to my wife as I set an alarm for 3 weeks from now.
I say to my wife as I set an alarm for 3 weeks from now.
March 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"get ready for round 2"
I say to my wife as I set an alarm for 3 weeks from now.
I say to my wife as I set an alarm for 3 weeks from now.
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the sun is finally here to cast a warm glow onto all the spots you missed while dusting.
March 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the sun is finally here to cast a warm glow onto all the spots you missed while dusting.
Where is my uterus pen and matching ovarian notepaper, I wondered, as I picked up my vagina handbag and slung it over my shoulder
went in for my post vasectomy sperm analysis and treated myself to one of their jizz pens
March 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Where is my uterus pen and matching ovarian notepaper, I wondered, as I picked up my vagina handbag and slung it over my shoulder
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I can tell that Spring is almost here because I'm filled with rage, but I also want to plant flowers.
March 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I can tell that Spring is almost here because I'm filled with rage, but I also want to plant flowers.
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“Use your words,” I say. The bear continues to attack me
March 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
“Use your words,” I say. The bear continues to attack me
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Our fish of the day is Lucas, yanked this morning from his placid sea home for your possible delectation.
March 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Our fish of the day is Lucas, yanked this morning from his placid sea home for your possible delectation.
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Girl: Omg i love your lip gloss what is it
Me: bacon grease
Me: bacon grease
March 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Girl: Omg i love your lip gloss what is it
Me: bacon grease
Me: bacon grease
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this leather pants era has been underwhelming compared to my last
March 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this leather pants era has been underwhelming compared to my last
The JFK files are here to pump 👏**clap**👏 YOU up!
two men are standing next to each other with their arms crossed and the words we 're here to pump you up above them
Alt: Hans and Frans
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The JFK files are here to pump 👏**clap**👏 YOU up!
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the jfk files are one of the 11 herbs and spices in colonel sanders chicken
March 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the jfk files are one of the 11 herbs and spices in colonel sanders chicken
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We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account
March 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We all make grammatical mistakes. The important thing is that you learn from it and delete your account
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The date was going great until my puppet started crying
March 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The date was going great until my puppet started crying
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Alexa, throw the baby out with the bathwater.
March 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Alexa, throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
TL;DR
March 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
TL;DR
Thank you, Elon Tusk, for bringing home our rhinoceros heroes from space. And for rhinoceros shoes, and all things rhinoceri
March 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Thank you, Elon Tusk, for bringing home our rhinoceros heroes from space. And for rhinoceros shoes, and all things rhinoceri
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Me: *getting frisked*
Officer: twerking is not necessary, ma’am
Officer: twerking is not necessary, ma’am
March 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Me: *getting frisked*
Officer: twerking is not necessary, ma’am
Officer: twerking is not necessary, ma’am
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It's always sad on March 18th. It means taking down all the St Patrick's Day decorations like the four-leaf clover tree, the pot o' gold stockings hung by the fireplace, and the 12-foot Home Depot leprechaun with the "Let's get Lucked up" t-shirt. *sighs in Irish*
March 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It's always sad on March 18th. It means taking down all the St Patrick's Day decorations like the four-leaf clover tree, the pot o' gold stockings hung by the fireplace, and the 12-foot Home Depot leprechaun with the "Let's get Lucked up" t-shirt. *sighs in Irish*
GUYS, GUYS, DON’T GET TOO EXCITED, DON’T LOSE YOUR HEADS, BUT DEAL OR NO DEAL ISLAND IS ABOUT TO START
March 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
GUYS, GUYS, DON’T GET TOO EXCITED, DON’T LOSE YOUR HEADS, BUT DEAL OR NO DEAL ISLAND IS ABOUT TO START