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Rob
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He/him. 30s. Graphic designer. Opinions are my own

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If Carrie Fisher hadn't passed away she'd have been cast in a Knives Out movie for sure.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Latest #vgen #commission!! Experimenting a little...
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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New artwork revealed for Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade & Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 from E33 Art Director Nicholas Maxson-Francombe & FF7R Creative Director Tetsuya Nomura
October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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you could not waterboard this out of me. “we didn’t understand why people use steam”
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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This got some motion on Facebook, so I am reposting here.

xo your friendly hunger relief comms guy
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Cringe
September 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)
September 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Guess what? We are 1 week away from my DEBUT! And I definitely know how to spell DEBUT!!!!

I hope you'll consider joining me for my introduction, AMA, and FREE doodle request! Likely the only time I'll be doing free requests ever!!

Friday 9/26 @ 8 PM EST / 12 AM GMT

Join me: twitch.tv/ekocreates
September 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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well??
September 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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young guns: meet the coaches under 80 who are shaking up acc football
September 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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#deltarune C'MON ALREADY!!!
August 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM