Crispy Hanako
@crispyhanako.bsky.social
29 | Disciple of GabeN | Arch btw | Splatoon Enthusiast | Professional Doofus | They/Them | https://linktr.ee/crispyhanako
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Crispy Hanako
@crispyhanako.bsky.social
· Oct 19
New pinned, who dis?
Ayo, I'm Crispy Hanako, call me whatever of the two you want (or both!). They/Them. I do speedruns sometimes but recently I've been doing a lot of casual playthroughs streams of my massive Steam backlog, doing achievement hunting, and whatever I feel like, really.
Ayo, I'm Crispy Hanako, call me whatever of the two you want (or both!). They/Them. I do speedruns sometimes but recently I've been doing a lot of casual playthroughs streams of my massive Steam backlog, doing achievement hunting, and whatever I feel like, really.
How are we all feeling about the Gabecube
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
How are we all feeling about the Gabecube
Flower delivery was not something I was told I needed to do for an IT job.
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Flower delivery was not something I was told I needed to do for an IT job.
Reposted by Crispy Hanako
Day 1 of the Republican Shutdown
October 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Day 1 of the Republican Shutdown
SEVEN sets next year for MTG, FOUR of which being Universes Beyond
Last year WotC wanted 50% for UB and UW, at this point its over 50%.
Not to mention there's an average of 52 days between sets.
Last year WotC wanted 50% for UB and UW, at this point its over 50%.
Not to mention there's an average of 52 days between sets.
September 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
SEVEN sets next year for MTG, FOUR of which being Universes Beyond
Last year WotC wanted 50% for UB and UW, at this point its over 50%.
Not to mention there's an average of 52 days between sets.
Last year WotC wanted 50% for UB and UW, at this point its over 50%.
Not to mention there's an average of 52 days between sets.
I'd like to thank the academy of shitposting
September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'd like to thank the academy of shitposting
Reposted by Crispy Hanako
The Breakout: Back to School edition is officially rescheduled and ready for SUNDAY! 💥
See you then, students! 🗓
See you then, students! 🗓
September 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Breakout: Back to School edition is officially rescheduled and ready for SUNDAY! 💥
See you then, students! 🗓
See you then, students! 🗓
Holy shit I finally beat a round of slay the spire
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Holy shit I finally beat a round of slay the spire
"Bottom Line" implies the existence of a Top Line.
And next you're gonna tell me the bottom line is clicker trained.
And next you're gonna tell me the bottom line is clicker trained.
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Bottom Line" implies the existence of a Top Line.
And next you're gonna tell me the bottom line is clicker trained.
And next you're gonna tell me the bottom line is clicker trained.
I was so ready to be panicked tomorrow.
Serebii Update: Registration for PokémonXP/Pokémon World Championships 2026 has been delayed.
New registration date currently unknown
www.serebii.net
New registration date currently unknown
www.serebii.net
September 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was so ready to be panicked tomorrow.
Reposted by Crispy Hanako
Day 3 of demanding that @jay.bsky.team and @aaron.bsky.team resign.
This article is blatantly false, and is inciting violence and harassment toward trans people. This is against Bluesky's stated ToS, and is yet more proof that said ToS is being selectively enforced by facist sympathizers.
This article is blatantly false, and is inciting violence and harassment toward trans people. This is against Bluesky's stated ToS, and is yet more proof that said ToS is being selectively enforced by facist sympathizers.
Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates
The assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk marks the latest example of a growing wave of murders and other shootings committed by transgender people and others advocating for their rights.
nypost.com
September 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Day 3 of demanding that @jay.bsky.team and @aaron.bsky.team resign.
This article is blatantly false, and is inciting violence and harassment toward trans people. This is against Bluesky's stated ToS, and is yet more proof that said ToS is being selectively enforced by facist sympathizers.
This article is blatantly false, and is inciting violence and harassment toward trans people. This is against Bluesky's stated ToS, and is yet more proof that said ToS is being selectively enforced by facist sympathizers.
I'm the only one in the IT office today so my Steamdeck has just been blasting 80s/90s City Pop all day.
September 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm the only one in the IT office today so my Steamdeck has just been blasting 80s/90s City Pop all day.
Excellent observation, Chloe.
September 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Excellent observation, Chloe.
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Student life can be tough. Sometimes, you wish you could just do it all over again. 🌪️
@crispyhanako.bsky.social presents Chapter 1 of Life is Strange on The Breakout: Back to School tomorrow!
🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s
@crispyhanako.bsky.social presents Chapter 1 of Life is Strange on The Breakout: Back to School tomorrow!
🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Student life can be tough. Sometimes, you wish you could just do it all over again. 🌪️
@crispyhanako.bsky.social presents Chapter 1 of Life is Strange on The Breakout: Back to School tomorrow!
🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s
@crispyhanako.bsky.social presents Chapter 1 of Life is Strange on The Breakout: Back to School tomorrow!
🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s
Reposted by Crispy Hanako
Join us next weekend for another edition of THE BREAKOUT! 💥
Back to School is featuring games with educational elements or schools. We have a stacked lineup of runs starting at 5PM Eastern US time, September 7th on Twitch. 🗓
Don't be late for class!
🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s
Back to School is featuring games with educational elements or schools. We have a stacked lineup of runs starting at 5PM Eastern US time, September 7th on Twitch. 🗓
Don't be late for class!
🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s
August 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Join us next weekend for another edition of THE BREAKOUT! 💥
Back to School is featuring games with educational elements or schools. We have a stacked lineup of runs starting at 5PM Eastern US time, September 7th on Twitch. 🗓
Don't be late for class!
🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s
Back to School is featuring games with educational elements or schools. We have a stacked lineup of runs starting at 5PM Eastern US time, September 7th on Twitch. 🗓
Don't be late for class!
🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s
My Switch battery is starting to look a little gregnant
August 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My Switch battery is starting to look a little gregnant
I may not get good pulls for Pokemon or Magic but I can pull TWO fucking Saddams out of a random box of Desert Storm 1991 lmfao
(I'm getting all four of these graded)
(I'm getting all four of these graded)
August 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I may not get good pulls for Pokemon or Magic but I can pull TWO fucking Saddams out of a random box of Desert Storm 1991 lmfao
(I'm getting all four of these graded)
(I'm getting all four of these graded)
Reposted by Crispy Hanako
i want to make something
August 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i want to make something
Reposted by Crispy Hanako
Someone hacked a variable message sign to say "BAN CARS" on Green Bay Road in Wilmette, IL.
August 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Someone hacked a variable message sign to say "BAN CARS" on Green Bay Road in Wilmette, IL.
Youtube keeps "removing" one of my videos for a link in the description for "BreakingCopyright.com" calling it harmful.
Yeah sure.
Yeah sure.
August 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Youtube keeps "removing" one of my videos for a link in the description for "BreakingCopyright.com" calling it harmful.
Yeah sure.
Yeah sure.
Reposted by Crispy Hanako
People telling me to try Battlefield 6's open beta but that requires me booting into Windows for the first time in 3 months
a close up of a sloth sitting in a wicker chair smiling .
ALT: a close up of a sloth sitting in a wicker chair smiling .
media.tenor.com
August 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
People telling me to try Battlefield 6's open beta but that requires me booting into Windows for the first time in 3 months
Anyone got a good city to move to?
August 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Anyone got a good city to move to?