@untouchable1.bsky.social
The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.
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Stop spreading disinformation in our misinformation forum.
October 20, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Stop spreading disinformation in our misinformation forum.
Following everyone back right now I can't afford to be picky
October 20, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Following everyone back right now I can't afford to be picky
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Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well I'm out
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well I'm out
October 20, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well I'm out
Me: *waving my bubble wand* well I'm out
Are are we allowed to cuss here?
October 20, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Are are we allowed to cuss here?
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The Kraken has been released on probation
October 19, 2023 at 11:45 PM
The Kraken has been released on probation
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On your belly or on your back?
October 20, 2023 at 2:43 AM
On your belly or on your back?
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That’s not funny, my uncle died in a titty twister.
October 19, 2023 at 2:36 PM
That’s not funny, my uncle died in a titty twister.
Ok I'm going to try not to only follow hot chicks this time
October 20, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Ok I'm going to try not to only follow hot chicks this time
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I've never believed in anything enough to put a sticker about it on the back of my car.
October 19, 2023 at 11:54 PM
I've never believed in anything enough to put a sticker about it on the back of my car.
A Sopranos porno spinoff starring Dr. Milfy
October 19, 2023 at 10:57 PM
A Sopranos porno spinoff starring Dr. Milfy
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If I ever get a boob job it’s gonna be one that gives me tits like Jason Momoa
October 19, 2023 at 10:27 PM
If I ever get a boob job it’s gonna be one that gives me tits like Jason Momoa
Everyone in New Orleans calls you baby but it's like beeeyybeh
October 19, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Everyone in New Orleans calls you baby but it's like beeeyybeh
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Banjos are just racist guitars.
October 19, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Banjos are just racist guitars.
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Not all of us are hyperactive, the Ds in my ADHD stand for Drowsy and Daydreaming
October 19, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Not all of us are hyperactive, the Ds in my ADHD stand for Drowsy and Daydreaming
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I opened twitter for 30 seconds and got blamed for the entire Israel Palestine conflict.
October 19, 2023 at 8:33 PM
I opened twitter for 30 seconds and got blamed for the entire Israel Palestine conflict.
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Imagine requesting girl dinner as your last meal and having to tell them all the weird shit you want
October 19, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Imagine requesting girl dinner as your last meal and having to tell them all the weird shit you want
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*friend’s dog sniffing me*
Me: You must smell my pup.
Dog: I smell death on you.
Me: You must smell my pup.
Dog: I smell death on you.
October 16, 2023 at 7:02 PM
*friend’s dog sniffing me*
Me: You must smell my pup.
Dog: I smell death on you.
Me: You must smell my pup.
Dog: I smell death on you.
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A great time for someone's god to appear and stop some foolishness
October 16, 2023 at 8:46 PM
A great time for someone's god to appear and stop some foolishness
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Brits don't use the word cookie, so Cookie Monster is just known as "That Blue Cunt"
October 19, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Brits don't use the word cookie, so Cookie Monster is just known as "That Blue Cunt"
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someone once told Elon Musk to believe in himself and that was the stupidest fucking thing that ever happened
October 19, 2023 at 4:53 PM
someone once told Elon Musk to believe in himself and that was the stupidest fucking thing that ever happened