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don't get it twisted
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As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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4V4T4R
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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i have a bunch of those little plastic buttons for my dog to press but instead of words like "walk" and "hungry" it's just each individual word from gravel pit by wu tang so he can "sing" it
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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The fact that when you mention Elon Musk people think of rockets or cars or Twitter; the fact that when you think of RFK Jr you think of eating roadkill and brainworms and Nuzzi, and not the fact they have killed incomprehensible numbers of people is an embarrassment of our collective attentions
December 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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epstein files are going to look like one of those memes where the caption is blanked out for the joke but without anything written in its place. but for hundreds of thousands of pages.
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I am but a sideshow Bob and every day a rake
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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At some point it is pretty freeing to accept the fact that complete buffoons have taken over most of the things you thought were important institutions
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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all those pics of Mickey doing 9/11 are now fully approved by Disney
Please treat our treasured IP like trash
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Since this has been getting a lot of attention across platforms, I’ve made a slightly improved and corrected version. It’s important that people understand this information — please share widely!
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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DOCTOR: your grandma has suffered a hip dislocation

ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
August 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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We need to permanently retire "get that bag" and bring back the shame of selling out!! Sorry!!
December 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
required reading for firefox users
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal."

"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."

"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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A 13-year search for one of the world's rarest flowers in Indonesia ends in a 'magical experience'
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Researcher cries after finding rare flower in Indonesia
A team of researchers describe the "magical" experience of finding a rare species of flower in bloom deep in the Sumatran rainforest after a 23-hour trek.
www.abc.net.au
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The Catholic Church has now announced a new platform for the clergy to send and receive money. It's called Papal
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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sometimes when you feel sad and confused for no reason the best thing you can do is put yourself to bed
February 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Elon Musk moments before spending a billion dollars to reprogram Grok
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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chewing gum is just a mouth fidget
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Sir vastly overestimated how much he would Mix
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM