@unlikelythought.bsky.social
Dog fan, cat fan, guitar fan, ancient history fan, criminal defense attorney.
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Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are.

Tennyson
A song for an old man — Ulysses
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jd vance on the titanic painting a chaise longue
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Nobody hates the mentally ill like fascists! They sure do want us marked for social death & actual death. But keep abetting them by hating us too!
January 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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shitty guy theory of history
January 19, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Best. Response. Ever. Rest in Peace, Bob Weir.
January 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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spiderless gum, the only choice for a smooth, spider-free chewing experience

*may contain spider sugar
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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JUDGE: how does your client plead

MY LAWYER: like a whiny little bitch your honor

ME: hey quit it i do not

JUDGE: whoa i see what you mean counselor

MY LAWYER: right? so annoying
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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#OnThisDay - 4 January - in 49 BC Cicero returned to Rome at the outbreak of civil war, observing: "Never has the state been in such danger, never have wicked citizens had a leader more ready" (Cicero, To His Friends 16.11.2). #History 🏺

Image: RRC 458/1. Link - numismatics.org/crro/id/rrc-...
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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with the benefit of hindsight i think it's now abundantly clear that avoiding y2k-driven civilizational collapse was a mistake
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Growing up without a mother sucked. She died in childbirth. Well, that's what she said in the email
December 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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lol
December 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
December 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Fucking. Lin-Manuel Miranda is on my ceiling. I’m swatting him with a broom but he won’t go out the window. No idea how long he’s been in here, I’ve been working, open the door, creator and star of Hamilton on my ceiling. Animal Control says I have to get shots because he could carry diseases. Great
December 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Fish Poem
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Here are some poems I wrote this year that I was proud of.

I only recently returned to poems after enjoying writing them as a kid. It's a very vulnerable exercise; I'd been conditioned to find modern poetry to be cringe, and getting back into it has been scary and rewarding. Anyway, hope you enjoy
December 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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JOSEPH: *holding newborn baby* he’s a miracle

MARY: what should we name him

*baby shits all over*

JOSEPH: jesus christ
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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having a dead phone in 2025 is basically like living in the woods
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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A shame to find out this guy’s a dipshit, I enjoyed watching him explain why the Chernobyl reactor exploded
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I love being the only person in the train car late at night. Standing up surfing in the long room, nothing outside but endless void, a single unattended orange rolling around on the floor
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Tom Stoppard no Letterman em 1991. Na época do único filme que ele dirigiu 'Rosencrantz...' que tenho boas lembranças. #DEP Stoppard. youtu.be/0gLs1to7sFo?...
Tom Stoppard Learned Everything From Mike Nichols | David Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Celebrate Tom Stoppard (Z"L) today by listening to the 1978 radio play of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (which is secretly the best version).
*Stoppard - Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead - 1978 Petherbridge Hardwicke : Tom Stoppard : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppardwith Edward Petherbridge - Guildenstern, Edward Hardwicke - Rosencrantz, Freddie Jones - The Player,...
archive.org
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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"There's no need to use language, that's what I always say."

I still think this — from After Magritte — is the best Stoppard line. (Arcadia is my pick for the best play.)
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM