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Nazi oligarchs fuck off.
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nazi oligarchs fuck off.
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Here's a 74 year old Supreme Court Justice weighing in on an internet case
January 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Here's a 74 year old Supreme Court Justice weighing in on an internet case
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this image is from 2002
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this image is from 2002
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My sister told me she didn’t understand my crush on John Goodman, and while I was trying to explain, she interrupted and said, “Wait, was he Pacha in The Emperor’s New Groove?”
And I looked in her eyes and knew that she got it now
And I looked in her eyes and knew that she got it now
December 27, 2024 at 8:33 PM
My sister told me she didn’t understand my crush on John Goodman, and while I was trying to explain, she interrupted and said, “Wait, was he Pacha in The Emperor’s New Groove?”
And I looked in her eyes and knew that she got it now
And I looked in her eyes and knew that she got it now
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Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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The lousy and nasty "HEROES" of Avalanche have been very unfair to Mr. Shinra, our beautiful mako has never flown this freely, they say it's from the planet, which means you know it's good
December 27, 2024 at 3:49 AM
The lousy and nasty "HEROES" of Avalanche have been very unfair to Mr. Shinra, our beautiful mako has never flown this freely, they say it's from the planet, which means you know it's good
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Colin Farrell's transformation into the penguin is remarkable
December 27, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Colin Farrell's transformation into the penguin is remarkable
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I love The Liminal Time so much. It’s silly little hyperfocus tinker-tonker tiny shenanigan time. I think Time Outside of Time is my natural habitat.
December 27, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I love The Liminal Time so much. It’s silly little hyperfocus tinker-tonker tiny shenanigan time. I think Time Outside of Time is my natural habitat.
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
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Really coming down to the wire on this one.
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Really coming down to the wire on this one.
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can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
can't stop laughing at "Mangione played a game about assassins called Among Us". hope if i ever snap there are headlines like "she played a game about killing the pope called Final Fantasy XIV Online: Heavensward"
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not someone on the bus talking on the phone to someone about how if OJ was innocent luigi mangione should be too lmfao
December 9, 2024 at 10:17 PM
not someone on the bus talking on the phone to someone about how if OJ was innocent luigi mangione should be too lmfao
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Every NYPD update is just like, "We think the suspect shot someone a few days ago."
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Every NYPD update is just like, "We think the suspect shot someone a few days ago."
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One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.
December 7, 2024 at 10:52 PM
One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.
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New details released by the NYPD indicate the shooter may be a type of dryad, or wood nymph
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 AM
New details released by the NYPD indicate the shooter may be a type of dryad, or wood nymph
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This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
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well well well
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM
well well well
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the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
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Hope his ambulance was in network
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Hope his ambulance was in network
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every time I enter a new stage of my life I need to play Skyrim for 4 days straight to figure out what im feeling
December 2, 2024 at 2:16 AM
every time I enter a new stage of my life I need to play Skyrim for 4 days straight to figure out what im feeling
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shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
I get the need to safeguard from shoplifting but this CVS setup is insane.
December 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff
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watching that Netflix documentary about Jon-Benet Ramsey and i feel like everyone involved in making child beauty pageants exist should be in prison
November 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM
watching that Netflix documentary about Jon-Benet Ramsey and i feel like everyone involved in making child beauty pageants exist should be in prison
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israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world
Israeli airstrikes shook Lebanon's capital, Beirut, moments after US President Biden announced that Israel and Hezbollah had agreed to a ceasefire deal.
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November 26, 2024 at 9:44 PM
israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world