Ty
@tylawrencium.bsky.social
Looking for a stepfather for my three beautiful children | Jersey City 🏳️🌈 🎾🎭
I’m just sipping whisky, scrolling the 2026 Senate class, and speaking state names as wistful intentions while @nelsonesque.bsky.social looks at me like a crazy person.
North Carolina…Iowa…Alaska…Blexas…Kansas!
North Carolina…Iowa…Alaska…Blexas…Kansas!
14% national swing is the exact kind of shit that starts knocking over reach senate seats like dominoes
14% swing from 2024 when all is said and done? Pretty good considering just how high-profile the race became in the last week
Turnout is currently *93%* of 2022, and it's also a 14% swing from 2022 despite similar turnout levels
Turnout is currently *93%* of 2022, and it's also a 14% swing from 2022 despite similar turnout levels
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m just sipping whisky, scrolling the 2026 Senate class, and speaking state names as wistful intentions while @nelsonesque.bsky.social looks at me like a crazy person.
North Carolina…Iowa…Alaska…Blexas…Kansas!
North Carolina…Iowa…Alaska…Blexas…Kansas!
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CALL: the Hudson County Democratic Organization gets absolutely routed in Jersey City, losing the mayoral runoff and all nine city council seats
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
CALL: the Hudson County Democratic Organization gets absolutely routed in Jersey City, losing the mayoral runoff and all nine city council seats
Having grown up in Williamson County when it was voting 80/20 for Romney and sending Marsha Marsha Marsha to Washington, I have spent the last decade waiting for it to start shifting left the way other suburbs have.
Unfortunately, I wouldn’t hold my breath tonight.
Unfortunately, I wouldn’t hold my breath tonight.
Williamson is probably going to decide this
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Having grown up in Williamson County when it was voting 80/20 for Romney and sending Marsha Marsha Marsha to Washington, I have spent the last decade waiting for it to start shifting left the way other suburbs have.
Unfortunately, I wouldn’t hold my breath tonight.
Unfortunately, I wouldn’t hold my breath tonight.
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Every time I stretch I'm like wow this rules I should really do this more often. And then I proceed to do nothing with that knowledge
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Every time I stretch I'm like wow this rules I should really do this more often. And then I proceed to do nothing with that knowledge
I have seen The Hockey Butt and I have been changed.
And shallowly, it might finally be the push I need to get back to lifting lol.
And shallowly, it might finally be the push I need to get back to lifting lol.
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I have seen The Hockey Butt and I have been changed.
And shallowly, it might finally be the push I need to get back to lifting lol.
And shallowly, it might finally be the push I need to get back to lifting lol.
Friend took a picture out at a bar this weekend where you would almost think I’m a good pool player!
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Friend took a picture out at a bar this weekend where you would almost think I’m a good pool player!
Last four games played!
Bought a Switch 2, almost finally beat TOTK (just…Ganon…left…), played a full week of Hades II and was reminded I kinda suck at it, decided to try FF Tactics since I loved Advance on the GBA as a kid.
And then you homos gave me enough FOMO to buy another damn Pokémon game 😅
Bought a Switch 2, almost finally beat TOTK (just…Ganon…left…), played a full week of Hades II and was reminded I kinda suck at it, decided to try FF Tactics since I loved Advance on the GBA as a kid.
And then you homos gave me enough FOMO to buy another damn Pokémon game 😅
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Last four games played!
Bought a Switch 2, almost finally beat TOTK (just…Ganon…left…), played a full week of Hades II and was reminded I kinda suck at it, decided to try FF Tactics since I loved Advance on the GBA as a kid.
And then you homos gave me enough FOMO to buy another damn Pokémon game 😅
Bought a Switch 2, almost finally beat TOTK (just…Ganon…left…), played a full week of Hades II and was reminded I kinda suck at it, decided to try FF Tactics since I loved Advance on the GBA as a kid.
And then you homos gave me enough FOMO to buy another damn Pokémon game 😅
Oldest selfie on your phone.
July 2012, the summer before college!
July 2012, the summer before college!
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
July 2012, the summer before college!
July 2012, the summer before college!
On this first day back to work after a weeklong vacation, I need all of my coworkers to understand that this is how their emails find me today
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
On this first day back to work after a weeklong vacation, I need all of my coworkers to understand that this is how their emails find me today
I’m sorry but what the actual fuck
My friends and I were talking about pronouncing pokemon names and today is the day I learned that Phanpy is not “fan-fee” but “fan-pee”
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m sorry but what the actual fuck
I watched THE FALL last night for the first time with a bunch of friends, and that movie is gorgeoussss.
Also this group is an incredible RPG party, tag yourself I’m Charles Darwin’s coat.
Also this group is an incredible RPG party, tag yourself I’m Charles Darwin’s coat.
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I watched THE FALL last night for the first time with a bunch of friends, and that movie is gorgeoussss.
Also this group is an incredible RPG party, tag yourself I’m Charles Darwin’s coat.
Also this group is an incredible RPG party, tag yourself I’m Charles Darwin’s coat.
Baked my first apple challah of the fall. Isn’t she something?
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Baked my first apple challah of the fall. Isn’t she something?
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Happy October btw
October 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Happy October btw
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happy "no, I'm not" season to light skinned, dark haired men
September 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
happy "no, I'm not" season to light skinned, dark haired men
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remember when the city was dead and terribly unsafe, forever? www.amny.com/nyc-transit/...
NYC subways set new post-pandemic ridership record in September
NYC subways set a new post-pandemic ridership record with a seven-day high of 26.8 million riders in September.
www.amny.com
September 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
remember when the city was dead and terribly unsafe, forever? www.amny.com/nyc-transit/...
Every one of these shooters has turned all of America into a red/blue version of this SNL sketch, darkly hilarious but also makes me queasy: youtu.be/uS2eytYuE4s?...
Mid-Day News 2 - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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September 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Every one of these shooters has turned all of America into a red/blue version of this SNL sketch, darkly hilarious but also makes me queasy: youtu.be/uS2eytYuE4s?...
Let’s see those face cards (hair up and down editions)
September 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Let’s see those face cards (hair up and down editions)
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chat is it good when Lovecraft works as real-life political theory
August 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
chat is it good when Lovecraft works as real-life political theory
In the last week and a half I’ve had a long weekend in Provincetown, then hosted my mom for a night to all go to the U.S. Open Mixed Doubles final…
August 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In the last week and a half I’ve had a long weekend in Provincetown, then hosted my mom for a night to all go to the U.S. Open Mixed Doubles final…
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Fat cock Friday or something
August 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fat cock Friday or something
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But my dream concept album queen who *must* compose a musical at some point is Janelle Monae. Archandroid is just soooooo good, the universe is begging for it.
August 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
But my dream concept album queen who *must* compose a musical at some point is Janelle Monae. Archandroid is just soooooo good, the universe is begging for it.
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Okay I’m warming up to the new logo
August 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Okay I’m warming up to the new logo
I recently noticed one of my smartest friends getting negatively polarized on various things, mainly I think because he is now teaching early 20s youths he finds annoying. Views you used to agree with aren’t suddenly wrong because a rando Gen Zer expresses them in the most obnoxious way possible!
matty specifically is a cautionary tale about letting your political views be shaped by individuals you find personally annoying, a large portion of his current politics is based on activists who he dislikes (“the groups”)
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I recently noticed one of my smartest friends getting negatively polarized on various things, mainly I think because he is now teaching early 20s youths he finds annoying. Views you used to agree with aren’t suddenly wrong because a rando Gen Zer expresses them in the most obnoxious way possible!
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Obviously Skies of Arcadia but only if the gameplay is NOT updated ie is not made into real time combat.
August 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Obviously Skies of Arcadia but only if the gameplay is NOT updated ie is not made into real time combat.