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Ty
@tylawrencium.bsky.social
Looking for a stepfather for my three beautiful children | Jersey City 🏳️‍🌈 🎾🎭
Friend took a picture out at a bar this weekend where you would almost think I’m a good pool player!
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Last four games played!

Bought a Switch 2, almost finally beat TOTK (just…Ganon…left…), played a full week of Hades II and was reminded I kinda suck at it, decided to try FF Tactics since I loved Advance on the GBA as a kid.
And then you homos gave me enough FOMO to buy another damn Pokémon game 😅
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

July 2012, the summer before college!
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
On this first day back to work after a weeklong vacation, I need all of my coworkers to understand that this is how their emails find me today
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I watched THE FALL last night for the first time with a bunch of friends, and that movie is gorgeoussss.
Also this group is an incredible RPG party, tag yourself I’m Charles Darwin’s coat.
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Baked my first apple challah of the fall. Isn’t she something?
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Let’s see those face cards (hair up and down editions)
September 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
…then run up to a college friend’s very fancy, very Russian black tie wedding, and stopped on the way back to visit another college friend back in town from Nigeria. Heart is full! I need more sleep!
August 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In the last week and a half I’ve had a long weekend in Provincetown, then hosted my mom for a night to all go to the U.S. Open Mixed Doubles final…
August 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
August 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Apparently the club by the gay beach at Asbury announces that it’s open every day by blasting Beyoncé singing the National Anthem??
August 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When I was 5’7” and 180 at peak covid tankliness you couldn’t tell me SHIT
July 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I made it only by getting power from my absolute tiniest shorts (and letting my pace fucking collapse 💀)
July 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The ghost of Bob Barker influencing my typos today, apparently.
June 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“No one wants to see that” well actually
June 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The face I just made when my boss told me what all needs to happen before we log off today
April 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
@manniepetty.bsky.social throws a damn good party but after a five hour open bar yesterday my body has decided it will not be leaving this couch today
April 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I don’t look quite as good in my new pic as the passport photo I took hungover on a Sunday at the CVS near campus when I was 20, but it does feel appropriate that my most prominent feature remains my eyebrows.
March 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Days since the last drunk Sound of Music viewing: 0
March 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Goodnight!
March 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You at the gym vs. your gym playlist
March 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Pleased with myself after six miles at the fastest pace I’ve hit yet this year
March 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Good morning bloomfs
March 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If you’re looking to lean into the curls/waves, a friend recently recommended these to me and I’ve been very pleased with how my hair reacts to them. I don’t brush, just air dry.
March 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Absolutely flying through this book, gonna finish it in three days. Totally lives up to the hype, brilliant big epic sci-fi.
March 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM