twospoony.bsky.social
@twospoony.bsky.social
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I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣
May 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The color of the sky on my world
May 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Luxury Garbage.
May 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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"Would" meme and it's just Lady Dimitrescu Malenia and Dracula's Wives in van Helsing.. like these are all normal women, you all pmo, shallow and fake monsterfuckers not even nuanced enough to even slightly transcend the human form like it makes me sick # cultural appropriation
May 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
May 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Arwen Undómiel
May 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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You can’t not stop during magnolia micro-season.
May 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Preacher Boy wanted you to know the talent was all him, all live. We waiting for the album.
May 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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tired: “live laugh love”

inspired:
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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It’s Moze! A little late for Easter, but still fun
May 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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In between the stories of horrific human rights abuses and trade war insanity I remember that they have also destroyed all our research and data infrastructure and effectively ended any environmental, health, or labor regulation.
May 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I know I post many Cornish sunsets that I have filmed, and I hope they don’t feel repetitive. I just feel they can help folks in a small way to feel a moment of calm if you’re struggling and to remind you that there is still a great deal that is beautiful in our world. Rest well, my friends. #calm
March 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I just want to make my silly little art, not become an expert in politics and beg my representatives to do their damn jobs.
February 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The jokes keep coming!
Dem Rep. Hilariously Trolls Trump For Fixation On Canada And Greenland Instead Of Lowering Costs
Keep it up, Congressman!
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January 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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due to nonwoke compliance measures—Meta HQ promises all Angry, Ruthless Cock Sucking, & Mandatory Corporate Anal-Oral will now be "Down Low"
January 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Good night my friends 🕊️💙🦋
January 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Excuse me while I sob hysterically. My 15yo has been working since July on her year-long school project, and she chose to hand-paint, write, and print a cookbook of family recipes. It's so beautiful. Welcome to the author club, kiddo 💗
January 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I looked up what a group of Blue Jays is called, which is a "party" or "band." So here is a party of Blue Jays. (They do seem to like partying it up and causing a ruckus. I could see "a ruckus of Blue Jays" as a group name working too.)
January 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Oh lord what have I done now
December 2, 2024 at 5:51 PM