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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN
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Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children
-Earth Girls Are Easy
Pinned
It's like evolution and crabs: given enough time, all countries will eventually produce Louisiana.
I'm pretty sure this is at least partly because they're pissed at the NNU for getting mad and trying to fight it out with them.

Chiros are too busy dissecting spines to unionize.
Oh good, they left Chiropractors as professionals but not Nurses, NPs, PA’s or physical therapists

That’s infuriating
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
We're pretty sure Burne was fed out of a Chinese restaurant dumpster because that cat was so good about staying off the counter UNTIL HE SMELLED SHRAMP

CHINESE FOOD SHRAMP SPECIFICALLY

That damn cat wanted his triple delight in hot garlic sauce and he was not taking no for an answer.
Honestly cannot stress how much Napoleon, my ex-feral, loves kebab. The dirtier and spicier the better.

I figure a kebab shop somewhere used to feed him.

The claws come out. I legit have to fight to keep it for myself.
SIR. SIR YOU HAVE KEBAB.
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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A link to the Scrivener article, since the one going around is a screenshot, doesn't have the actual link, AND no alt-text, making it useless.

Please share this.

www.literatureandlatte.com/blog/scriven...
Scrivener and AI: Why Do I See AI Prompts in My Scrivener Projects on Mac? - Literature & Latte
www.literatureandlatte.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Poster for Fritz Lang's Totentanz - Josef Fenneker, 1919
February 26, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Normally I'd stick to (1) stuffed chicken for (3) people for thanksgiving but I'm aware that one of these people can probably eat a whole chicken himself so I'm gonna err on the safe side.
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Part 184 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Handmade bespoke button boots from the late 1800s.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Part 176 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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“I Feel Better Now There’s Nothing Wrong” ☠️ 💐 A new original painting up on jameshance.com today ☺️ Prints soon!

✨🎨(Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel)
August 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You will never convince me this isn't some intern getting revenge
Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Fall flock times ✨🍂 🐔🦆
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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man i tell ya mandy moore really left it all on the field in Saved!
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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The gleam of this satin has been painted with black roses, the boldest of ballgowns enhanced with layers of net to extend the circumference of the skirt into its own floral style bloom. Late #1950s by Luis Estevez @museumofcityny.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My ability to write macros in Excel has continued to place me in the "wizard" category at every job I work.

Literally something I learned from my dad in high school to cheat on my math homework.
It feels like fewer regular computer users can handle things like mail merges, pivot tables, and formulas in spreadsheets than was the case twenty years ago.
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Absolutely’Marie Antoinette Style’ L Pierrot (similar to one in portrait on left) & petticoat, 1790. R Rare robe en chemise (muslin dress), 1785-90, & bergère (straw hat), 1760-80, portrait on right 1783.
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Some embellished emerald this grey Saturday morning in the distinctive early #1910s silhouette. Layered, draped and belted in black, she could have stepped straight from the pages of the Gazette du Bon Ton #alexandrevassilievfoundation #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This can never capture the nuance and soul of a human being. Like sure I could make a puppet that looks like my grandma but is it going to chain smoke Marlboros, cuss at my mom, and tell me to go adopt a semi-feral dog from a freeway? Doubtful.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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In the Name of Venus
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The logical answer to having too few meat inspection facilities in your state is clearly to just start selling uninspected meat
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Next we'll find out the entire Republican party was behind chemicals to turn the freakin frogs gay and he's gonna start selling them in pill form, only $299/month
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Your windshields should be absolutely covered in a sticky mess of bug splats/insect carcasses every time you drive across open country forcing you to stop periodically at gas stations to use their wet squeegees to try and clean up your view of the road at night
Thinking a lot about how poorly our brains recognize long term subtle changes, like climate change or biodiversity loss. We've lost something like 1 out of every 4 individual birds in the US since 1970, more for some species.

There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The pink silk of this #1950s strapless gown is softened with a white net overlayer, embellished with ferny motifs of silver spangles. It blurs the outline for a mirage effect #FIDMMuseum #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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There’s an old tumblr post about this phenomenon that goes “where do I see myself in five years? Replying to multi paragraph emails with ‘thanks! Sent from my iPhone’”
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM