Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN
@twogreenparrots.bsky.social
Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children
-Earth Girls Are Easy
-Earth Girls Are Easy
The council of eunuchs is not very energetic today
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The council of eunuchs is not very energetic today
I feel like even then it was kind of a bridge too far? Like even the joker drew the line.
October 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I feel like even then it was kind of a bridge too far? Like even the joker drew the line.
They just described this man as "a very good-looking chap" and this is what British inbreeding does to people
October 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
They just described this man as "a very good-looking chap" and this is what British inbreeding does to people
The Poirot TV show is theoretically set in the 30s but the women's makeup and dresses are all 90s as hell. Shoulder pads and blue eyeshadow all over these bitches.
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The Poirot TV show is theoretically set in the 30s but the women's makeup and dresses are all 90s as hell. Shoulder pads and blue eyeshadow all over these bitches.
We have a possible feline detente! The brown stripeys appear calm.
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
We have a possible feline detente! The brown stripeys appear calm.
Whenever people dismiss Agatha Christie, I wonder if they've ever read any of her books. She understood people all too well.
September 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Whenever people dismiss Agatha Christie, I wonder if they've ever read any of her books. She understood people all too well.
This fucking cat I swear to god.
September 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This fucking cat I swear to god.
Oh no it got worse
September 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oh no it got worse
This animal suffers cruel injustices
Read: I did not let him eat the birds
Read: I did not let him eat the birds
September 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This animal suffers cruel injustices
Read: I did not let him eat the birds
Read: I did not let him eat the birds
Throwback to my old house and Boo attempting to change the thermostat.
August 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Throwback to my old house and Boo attempting to change the thermostat.
LIES
August 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
LIES
I am very sure I've made worse decisions than buying one of these but I'm not sure if I've done worse than potentially buying multiple
July 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am very sure I've made worse decisions than buying one of these but I'm not sure if I've done worse than potentially buying multiple
Found some of my collection of slutty 70s nurse book covers. I LOVE this garbage I really do.
July 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Found some of my collection of slutty 70s nurse book covers. I LOVE this garbage I really do.
People always ask me how to tell my birds apart and it is very easy.
If it looks offended by your very existence and presence, it is Rico.
If it looks like it feels guilty after it just embezzled your money and slept with your wife, it is Boo.
If it looks offended by your very existence and presence, it is Rico.
If it looks like it feels guilty after it just embezzled your money and slept with your wife, it is Boo.
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
People always ask me how to tell my birds apart and it is very easy.
If it looks offended by your very existence and presence, it is Rico.
If it looks like it feels guilty after it just embezzled your money and slept with your wife, it is Boo.
If it looks offended by your very existence and presence, it is Rico.
If it looks like it feels guilty after it just embezzled your money and slept with your wife, it is Boo.
July 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sir are you aware you're nature's perfect small predator
July 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Sir are you aware you're nature's perfect small predator
I am certain this won't become horribly relevant very shortly
July 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I am certain this won't become horribly relevant very shortly
Mags is just a Swiffer Duster given sentience by a witch. He's fluffy and he's just along for the ride.
May 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Mags is just a Swiffer Duster given sentience by a witch. He's fluffy and he's just along for the ride.
Visual representation of my day today dealing with Mario, Luigi, and Waluigi.
April 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Visual representation of my day today dealing with Mario, Luigi, and Waluigi.
They have not forgotten they were once dinosaurs
April 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
They have not forgotten they were once dinosaurs
Meanwhile I'll do literally anything to avoid ever working in an office again because I'm not an absolute sociopath who enjoys hearing people clipping their toenails and arguing on speakerphones.
April 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Meanwhile I'll do literally anything to avoid ever working in an office again because I'm not an absolute sociopath who enjoys hearing people clipping their toenails and arguing on speakerphones.
Boo does not wish to comment on his birdhusband's activities or his use of Signal to plan targeted airstrikes on the cats.
April 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Boo does not wish to comment on his birdhusband's activities or his use of Signal to plan targeted airstrikes on the cats.
Rico states that he will not pay his taxes and will be on strike until this injustice is ended.
I have pointed out that he doesn't work and doesn't pay taxes and he tried to shred one of my cookbooks.
I have pointed out that he doesn't work and doesn't pay taxes and he tried to shred one of my cookbooks.
April 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Rico states that he will not pay his taxes and will be on strike until this injustice is ended.
I have pointed out that he doesn't work and doesn't pay taxes and he tried to shred one of my cookbooks.
I have pointed out that he doesn't work and doesn't pay taxes and he tried to shred one of my cookbooks.
"Is this pose too goofy? They made fun of me last time."
"Nah we'll make you look like Anime Villain Jesus doing his finisher attack this time."
"Nah we'll make you look like Anime Villain Jesus doing his finisher attack this time."
March 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Is this pose too goofy? They made fun of me last time."
"Nah we'll make you look like Anime Villain Jesus doing his finisher attack this time."
"Nah we'll make you look like Anime Villain Jesus doing his finisher attack this time."
Thomas Cattus thinks it's a pretty decent option, all things considered.
March 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thomas Cattus thinks it's a pretty decent option, all things considered.