@tweezy96.bsky.social
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4yo: [pointing at the stars] Is that where Nana is?
Me: No, she's in a box
Me: No, she's in a box
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
4yo: [pointing at the stars] Is that where Nana is?
Me: No, she's in a box
Me: No, she's in a box
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Reminder as job loss numbers come in today: Going back 100 years, Democratic presidents average nearly 3x the job creation as Republicans. It’s not all causality, but it’s a hell of a correlation.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reminder as job loss numbers come in today: Going back 100 years, Democratic presidents average nearly 3x the job creation as Republicans. It’s not all causality, but it’s a hell of a correlation.
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Just wrapped up my interview with Pepe Serna for the podcast. What a fascinating guy. Stories about working with Gregory Peck, Al Pacino, Steve Martin, and his buddy Edward James Olmos, and many others. And when it comes to talking about acting, the guy could be a motivational speaker.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just wrapped up my interview with Pepe Serna for the podcast. What a fascinating guy. Stories about working with Gregory Peck, Al Pacino, Steve Martin, and his buddy Edward James Olmos, and many others. And when it comes to talking about acting, the guy could be a motivational speaker.
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I can shoot 11 people in the Caribbean Sea and not lose one vote!
DJT
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DJT
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September 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I can shoot 11 people in the Caribbean Sea and not lose one vote!
DJT
🤬🤬🤬
DJT
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The whole Cracker Barrel thing is the nail in the coffin for the word WOKE. It's meaningless to those people now. It means fucking nothing. It means "I don't like this because it changed." It means "I have a room temperature IQ and something doesn't look right." It means "The world scares me mommy!"
August 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The whole Cracker Barrel thing is the nail in the coffin for the word WOKE. It's meaningless to those people now. It means fucking nothing. It means "I don't like this because it changed." It means "I have a room temperature IQ and something doesn't look right." It means "The world scares me mommy!"
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
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How did the poor guy mowing your lawn every two weeks become the biggest national security threat, rather than a Defense Secretary posting war plans on Signal?
July 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
How did the poor guy mowing your lawn every two weeks become the biggest national security threat, rather than a Defense Secretary posting war plans on Signal?
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Gas is $3.50 a gallon, butter is $6 bucks a pound, eggs are $4 bucks a dozen, we’re at war with Iran, South African Nazis stole all our data, and ICE is throwing citizens in detention camps.
But hey, at least those 3 trans kids can’t play volleyball anymore.
But hey, at least those 3 trans kids can’t play volleyball anymore.
June 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Gas is $3.50 a gallon, butter is $6 bucks a pound, eggs are $4 bucks a dozen, we’re at war with Iran, South African Nazis stole all our data, and ICE is throwing citizens in detention camps.
But hey, at least those 3 trans kids can’t play volleyball anymore.
But hey, at least those 3 trans kids can’t play volleyball anymore.
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Hey MAGA,
He didn’t lower grocery prices
He’s not deporting just criminals
He pardoned hundreds of criminals back onto our streets
He didn’t end the war in Ukraine
You didn’t get a $5,000 check from DOGE
He’s started a new war with Iran
It seems that you’re the ones who got owned
He didn’t lower grocery prices
He’s not deporting just criminals
He pardoned hundreds of criminals back onto our streets
He didn’t end the war in Ukraine
You didn’t get a $5,000 check from DOGE
He’s started a new war with Iran
It seems that you’re the ones who got owned
June 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hey MAGA,
He didn’t lower grocery prices
He’s not deporting just criminals
He pardoned hundreds of criminals back onto our streets
He didn’t end the war in Ukraine
You didn’t get a $5,000 check from DOGE
He’s started a new war with Iran
It seems that you’re the ones who got owned
He didn’t lower grocery prices
He’s not deporting just criminals
He pardoned hundreds of criminals back onto our streets
He didn’t end the war in Ukraine
You didn’t get a $5,000 check from DOGE
He’s started a new war with Iran
It seems that you’re the ones who got owned
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Dear Humans,
Here’s how it’s going to play out:
1. Republicans are going to attack Joe Biden until his last day and giddily celebrate his passing.
2. Then when Donald Trump inevitably passes away, and the world celebrates, these same people will feign outrage until the end of time.
They suck.
Here’s how it’s going to play out:
1. Republicans are going to attack Joe Biden until his last day and giddily celebrate his passing.
2. Then when Donald Trump inevitably passes away, and the world celebrates, these same people will feign outrage until the end of time.
They suck.
May 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dear Humans,
Here’s how it’s going to play out:
1. Republicans are going to attack Joe Biden until his last day and giddily celebrate his passing.
2. Then when Donald Trump inevitably passes away, and the world celebrates, these same people will feign outrage until the end of time.
They suck.
Here’s how it’s going to play out:
1. Republicans are going to attack Joe Biden until his last day and giddily celebrate his passing.
2. Then when Donald Trump inevitably passes away, and the world celebrates, these same people will feign outrage until the end of time.
They suck.
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Today, we wasted time voting on renaming the Gulf of Mexico—a name it’s had for almost 500 YEARS. We’ve got folks losing healthcare, schools underfunded, and rights under attack. We’ve got real issues. Prioritize THAT.
The House has passed a Republican-led bill that would rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, moving a step closer to codifying President Donald Trump’s push to rename the body of water.
House passes GOP-led bill to rename Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America | CNN Politics
The House has passed a Republican-led bill that would rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, moving a step closer to codifying President Donald Trump’s push to rename the body of water.
www.cnn.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Today, we wasted time voting on renaming the Gulf of Mexico—a name it’s had for almost 500 YEARS. We’ve got folks losing healthcare, schools underfunded, and rights under attack. We’ve got real issues. Prioritize THAT.
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Upon further reflection, there’s a 50% chance he actually meant Azkaban.
May 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Upon further reflection, there’s a 50% chance he actually meant Azkaban.
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So, we're less than 90 days into this shit show and:
- Grocery prices still high
- Trillions in wealth lost because of dumb tariffs
- People being snatched off the street and disappeared
- Ukraine war still going
- Thousands of veterans fired
But at least they made trans people feel shitty, right?
- Grocery prices still high
- Trillions in wealth lost because of dumb tariffs
- People being snatched off the street and disappeared
- Ukraine war still going
- Thousands of veterans fired
But at least they made trans people feel shitty, right?
April 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
So, we're less than 90 days into this shit show and:
- Grocery prices still high
- Trillions in wealth lost because of dumb tariffs
- People being snatched off the street and disappeared
- Ukraine war still going
- Thousands of veterans fired
But at least they made trans people feel shitty, right?
- Grocery prices still high
- Trillions in wealth lost because of dumb tariffs
- People being snatched off the street and disappeared
- Ukraine war still going
- Thousands of veterans fired
But at least they made trans people feel shitty, right?
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The plan? Raise the prices of all commodities in the world so that, in comparison, the price of eggs isn’t so high
April 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The plan? Raise the prices of all commodities in the world so that, in comparison, the price of eggs isn’t so high
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Happy April Fools Day, or as we call it in America "Welcome to the Group Chat, the bombing starts in 15 minutes 👊🇺🇸🔥"
April 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy April Fools Day, or as we call it in America "Welcome to the Group Chat, the bombing starts in 15 minutes 👊🇺🇸🔥"
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I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :)
Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
February 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :)
Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
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REPOST if you stand with AOC!
February 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
REPOST if you stand with AOC!
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This is so smart. @petebuttigieg.bsky.social , thoughts ?
And if you see this. A reminder. This is not Twitter. You can engage here and have thoughtful discussions !
We all look forward to reading your thoughts
And if you see this. A reminder. This is not Twitter. You can engage here and have thoughtful discussions !
We all look forward to reading your thoughts
I keep saying Dems need to do a daily briefing on Capitol Hill and fill the void, fact check the WH. Hire Pete Buttigeig and give him a staff to do this.
February 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is so smart. @petebuttigieg.bsky.social , thoughts ?
And if you see this. A reminder. This is not Twitter. You can engage here and have thoughtful discussions !
We all look forward to reading your thoughts
And if you see this. A reminder. This is not Twitter. You can engage here and have thoughtful discussions !
We all look forward to reading your thoughts
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I keep saying Dems need to do a daily briefing on Capitol Hill and fill the void, fact check the WH. Hire Pete Buttigeig and give him a staff to do this.
February 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I keep saying Dems need to do a daily briefing on Capitol Hill and fill the void, fact check the WH. Hire Pete Buttigeig and give him a staff to do this.
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Met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse. Only goal was to make a good first impression and instead I accidentally walked in on her dad going to the bathroom 11 times in two hours.
February 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse. Only goal was to make a good first impression and instead I accidentally walked in on her dad going to the bathroom 11 times in two hours.
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Super Bowl Football Hunt
February 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Super Bowl Football Hunt
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January 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM