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help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
July 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
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Highlights From Kamala Harris’ New Memoir https://theonion.com/highlights-from-kamala-harris-new-memoir/
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Highlights From Kamala Harris’ New Memoir https://theonion.com/highlights-from-kamala-harris-new-memoir/
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It’s like poetry, it rhymes
September 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s like poetry, it rhymes
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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September 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...
September 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...
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Me to god: I PAY YOUR SALARY [prayers]
August 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Me to god: I PAY YOUR SALARY [prayers]
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I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out
August 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out
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Neat artifact. Empire Strikes Back call sheet lists numbered bounty hunters besides Fett.
1) Lobster Head (later Zuckuss)
2) Lizard Head (Bossk)
3) Human (Dengar)
4) Insect Head (4-LOM)
And then under props
6) War Droid (IG-88)
and a 5th unseen “space probe” hunter who never made the cut.
1) Lobster Head (later Zuckuss)
2) Lizard Head (Bossk)
3) Human (Dengar)
4) Insect Head (4-LOM)
And then under props
6) War Droid (IG-88)
and a 5th unseen “space probe” hunter who never made the cut.
August 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Neat artifact. Empire Strikes Back call sheet lists numbered bounty hunters besides Fett.
1) Lobster Head (later Zuckuss)
2) Lizard Head (Bossk)
3) Human (Dengar)
4) Insect Head (4-LOM)
And then under props
6) War Droid (IG-88)
and a 5th unseen “space probe” hunter who never made the cut.
1) Lobster Head (later Zuckuss)
2) Lizard Head (Bossk)
3) Human (Dengar)
4) Insect Head (4-LOM)
And then under props
6) War Droid (IG-88)
and a 5th unseen “space probe” hunter who never made the cut.
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There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
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— "It's just an episode of a TV show"
the episode:
the episode:
August 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
— "It's just an episode of a TV show"
the episode:
the episode:
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PEEL IT BACK 2025
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
NIGHT ONE • AUGUST 6 • OAKLAND
SEE YOU TONIGHT PORTLAND.
photos: andi elloway + coen rees + kraw
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
NIGHT ONE • AUGUST 6 • OAKLAND
SEE YOU TONIGHT PORTLAND.
photos: andi elloway + coen rees + kraw
August 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
PEEL IT BACK 2025
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
NIGHT ONE • AUGUST 6 • OAKLAND
SEE YOU TONIGHT PORTLAND.
photos: andi elloway + coen rees + kraw
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
NIGHT ONE • AUGUST 6 • OAKLAND
SEE YOU TONIGHT PORTLAND.
photos: andi elloway + coen rees + kraw
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EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
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theonion.com/epa-to-...
July 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
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people who use AI as a replacement for thinking, learning and communicating should be shamed and punished. the same way we shame and punish drunk drivers, or people who negligently discharge firearms.
it is bad to misuse tools in a way that damages society
it is bad to misuse tools in a way that damages society
July 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
people who use AI as a replacement for thinking, learning and communicating should be shamed and punished. the same way we shame and punish drunk drivers, or people who negligently discharge firearms.
it is bad to misuse tools in a way that damages society
it is bad to misuse tools in a way that damages society
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Fun lil game is seeing a skeet and trying to guess “U.S or U.K”
worst government of my life. most bigoted government of my life.
July 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Fun lil game is seeing a skeet and trying to guess “U.S or U.K”
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so when you…
• force this tech on most everyone
• block it from acknowledging trans people even exist
• remove lgbtq people from human rights reporting & allow ICE to conceal info on trans people in custody
…it seems like a good time for cis folks to stop considering political “compromises.”
• force this tech on most everyone
• block it from acknowledging trans people even exist
• remove lgbtq people from human rights reporting & allow ICE to conceal info on trans people in custody
…it seems like a good time for cis folks to stop considering political “compromises.”
Trump's new executive order about AI states that companies' models must not incorporate the idea that trans people exist as a concept. Seems bad.
July 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
so when you…
• force this tech on most everyone
• block it from acknowledging trans people even exist
• remove lgbtq people from human rights reporting & allow ICE to conceal info on trans people in custody
…it seems like a good time for cis folks to stop considering political “compromises.”
• force this tech on most everyone
• block it from acknowledging trans people even exist
• remove lgbtq people from human rights reporting & allow ICE to conceal info on trans people in custody
…it seems like a good time for cis folks to stop considering political “compromises.”
might be the only solution atp
‘The House Will Take A Short Recess,’ Declares Mike Johnson Dousing Capitol In Gasoline
‘The House Will Take A Short Recess,’ Declares Mike Johnson Dousing Capitol In Gasoline
WASHINGTON—Saying he hoped the break would keep his party focused on the America First agenda, Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) announced plans Thursday for the House of Representatives to take a short rec...
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July 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
might be the only solution atp
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RELEASE. THE. FILES. ALREADY.
July 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
RELEASE. THE. FILES. ALREADY.
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You’d think he’d like this since they made him look so slim.
The White House was forced to react to South Park as Trump completely loses it with rage, calling the show “not relevant” and "hanging on by a thread," despite the show recently securing a $1.5 billion deal.
Trump is considering suing over ‘tiny penis’ allegations.
Trump is considering suing over ‘tiny penis’ allegations.
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You’d think he’d like this since they made him look so slim.
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Begging people to get jokes again now that comedy is legal
July 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Begging people to get jokes again now that comedy is legal
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This is demented in a fresh new way I didn’t see coming. I remain THRILLED at the concept of a meal you cook at home that lasts several days
in case you were wondering, this is what's going on at the other website. if you buy ingredients and prepare them at home, you're apparently a "grocerybro"
July 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This is demented in a fresh new way I didn’t see coming. I remain THRILLED at the concept of a meal you cook at home that lasts several days
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Rolling up to the tesla diner in my cybertruck, dressed as a ninja on Talk Like a Pirate Day. I haven't spoken to my children in months.
Somehow this bacon is going to explode and kill a family of four
July 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Rolling up to the tesla diner in my cybertruck, dressed as a ninja on Talk Like a Pirate Day. I haven't spoken to my children in months.
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I am 💯 down with referring to anything AI related as “clanker” based.
July 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I am 💯 down with referring to anything AI related as “clanker” based.