Travalanch(👻)
@travalanch.bsky.social
He/Him, Neutral-Okay. Ovalevacantist. SnS Main (and actually not bad at it). Entering my Wife Guy Era and I plan to be insufferable about it.
Be a frog, not a toadie
Be a frog, not a toadie
Pinned
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
Drag these wretched into the dawning light of truth and let them, at long last, taste Justice.
I’m claiming this.
Ovalevacantism
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’m claiming this.
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Ohm-pa!
"Greeks living in Afghanistan were Buddhist 500 years before China and a thousand years before Southeast Asia" is one of those things that sounds made up but is in fact true
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ohm-pa!
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American footbinding.
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’
The puffy, artificial look is rising in popularity - thanks to Maga elite such as Kristi Noem and Matt Gaetz
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
American footbinding.
Then why’d they release that survivor back to Colombia.
Cotton on Trump's boat strikes: "Use common sense. If any of these had been boats full of fisherman or refugees, CNN would've already been on the ground & interviewed all their families & told their stories. We can be confident all of these strikes have been against cartel-based drug traffickers."
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Then why’d they release that survivor back to Colombia.
Insular cultures that seek to cut their members off from accessing state legal systems in favor of “community reconciliation/justice” are universally primed for scenarios like this.
Religious or secular, doesn’t matter.
Religious or secular, doesn’t matter.
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.
Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Insular cultures that seek to cut their members off from accessing state legal systems in favor of “community reconciliation/justice” are universally primed for scenarios like this.
Religious or secular, doesn’t matter.
Religious or secular, doesn’t matter.
Man, Fae EULAs would be some next level dangerous shit
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Man, Fae EULAs would be some next level dangerous shit
My Border Policy is very strict (everyone who arrives is given a “Congratulations, you made it!” balloon and some residency paperwork)
The original American immigration policy was the correct and most efficient one:
"Oh wow, you made it here? Okay, you clearly want to be here, welcome and good luck, my fellow American."
"Oh wow, you made it here? Okay, you clearly want to be here, welcome and good luck, my fellow American."
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
My Border Policy is very strict (everyone who arrives is given a “Congratulations, you made it!” balloon and some residency paperwork)
This requires you to believe he was at all a getable endorsement and not an active participant in the far-right ratfucking operation.
Making overtures towards him would have failed and made the campaign look weaker for the asking
Making overtures towards him would have failed and made the campaign look weaker for the asking
the real popularist position is that Kamala Harris should have promised HHS to RFK Jr. in order to secure his voters
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This requires you to believe he was at all a getable endorsement and not an active participant in the far-right ratfucking operation.
Making overtures towards him would have failed and made the campaign look weaker for the asking
Making overtures towards him would have failed and made the campaign look weaker for the asking
What, did the Saudis let him hold the saw or something?
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What, did the Saudis let him hold the saw or something?
Sure is nice of him to remind us all of his attempt to extort the mayor.
Homan: "I plan on being in New York City in the near future. We're gonna do operations in New York City. Me and Mayor Adams at one point had an agreement to let ICE in to Rikers ... we are increasing the enforcement presence in New York City."
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sure is nice of him to remind us all of his attempt to extort the mayor.
Fun Personal Fact: I learned the word “anthropomorphize” from a Calvin and Hobbes strip
Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Fun Personal Fact: I learned the word “anthropomorphize” from a Calvin and Hobbes strip
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1) Revenge, but let’s have fun with it
2) Mistaken Identity Causes Hijinks
3) You shouldn’t have touched that
4) Capers and Heists
5) This Is Just “It Happened One Night”
1) Revenge, but let’s have fun with it
2) Mistaken Identity Causes Hijinks
3) You shouldn’t have touched that
4) Capers and Heists
5) This Is Just “It Happened One Night”
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1.) You Gotta Go Through Hell To Get Anywhere Near Heaven
2.) Fuck Off, Ghost!
3.) Yeah, This Revenge Ain't Stopping At Two Graves, Pal
4.) You Would Not Believe What Just Happened At/On This Remote Outpost/Spaceship/Cabin!
5.) Arnold.
1.) You Gotta Go Through Hell To Get Anywhere Near Heaven
2.) Fuck Off, Ghost!
3.) Yeah, This Revenge Ain't Stopping At Two Graves, Pal
4.) You Would Not Believe What Just Happened At/On This Remote Outpost/Spaceship/Cabin!
5.) Arnold.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
1) Revenge, but let’s have fun with it
2) Mistaken Identity Causes Hijinks
3) You shouldn’t have touched that
4) Capers and Heists
5) This Is Just “It Happened One Night”
1) Revenge, but let’s have fun with it
2) Mistaken Identity Causes Hijinks
3) You shouldn’t have touched that
4) Capers and Heists
5) This Is Just “It Happened One Night”
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"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
Yeah you really can’t mix the Everyman Beard™️ with K-Pop Idol level skin treatment. I mean you CAN, it just looks…
Well, like this.
Well, like this.
So fresh and so clean, clean
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Yeah you really can’t mix the Everyman Beard™️ with K-Pop Idol level skin treatment. I mean you CAN, it just looks…
Well, like this.
Well, like this.
Drag these wretched into the dawning light of truth and let them, at long last, taste Justice.
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Drag these wretched into the dawning light of truth and let them, at long last, taste Justice.
NYT delenda est
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
NYT delenda est
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Today I learned that if you turn a canoe upside down, you can wear it like a hat.
Because it's cap sized.
Because it's cap sized.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Today I learned that if you turn a canoe upside down, you can wear it like a hat.
Because it's cap sized.
Because it's cap sized.
Amazing, even the computer looks like it’s saying this under duress
Just in case you're wondering how realistic Musk's "I will always love you" video might be...
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Amazing, even the computer looks like it’s saying this under duress
Aquaman?
Hmm, who would people be purchasing their own healthcare from, Mr. President?
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Aquaman?
If we’re saying True Things About Star Wars:
Duel of the Fates is an entirely mediocre fight scene set to good music.
Duel of the Fates is an entirely mediocre fight scene set to good music.
One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.
God its so insane anakin admits to slaughtering a bunch of kids and it’s just a non factor for padme
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If we’re saying True Things About Star Wars:
Duel of the Fates is an entirely mediocre fight scene set to good music.
Duel of the Fates is an entirely mediocre fight scene set to good music.
Zohran Mamdani CLAIMS to be 34, and yet he uses bluesky, the site where Everyone Is 38.
How old is he REALLY?
How old is he REALLY?
Man they’re already scraping the bottom of the the barrel for things to get mad about
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Zohran Mamdani CLAIMS to be 34, and yet he uses bluesky, the site where Everyone Is 38.
How old is he REALLY?
How old is he REALLY?
Boss fight music in three…two..
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Boss fight music in three…two..
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk