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Travalanch(♨️)
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He/Him, Neutral-Okay. Ovalevacantist. Entering my Wife Guy Era and I plan to be insufferable about it.

Journey before destination, you bastards
Pinned
Drag these wretched into the dawning light of truth and let them, at long last, taste Justice.
man we need a way to say "the moral rot and depravity of this country's elite must be burned out of it with cleansing fire" that isn't wildly reactionary-coded
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Gender studies wins again, honestly. Understanding rape as both a political act and a goal of policy helps break out of the strictly economic understanding of politics that has failed to predict or effectively describe Trumpism
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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my fuckin BAT SIGNAL LET'S GO
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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My neighbor told me bad boyars keep misleading his tsar so l asked how many boyars he has and he said theyre just thrown under the bus and theres a new boyar afterwards so l said it sounds like he’s just blaming the boyars because he can’t bear to blame the tsar and then his daughter started crying.
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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A lot of people really believe that the systems of domination they're invested in are the natural order of things.
January 26, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Finally working on something for @sodrock.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I assume an uptick in werewolf sightings has led to increased demand.
I really can’t exaggerate how completely weird this move in silver is. Markets just don’t go parabolic for months at a time. Speaks to the fundamental cause of this move in silver: momentum and nobody with a balance sheet to take the other side of the move.
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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a big reason they're mad is that USAID was supposed to be the source of all wokeness and Elon unplugged it last year, so now they're looking around trying to find the backup wokeness generator
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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the thing that gets me, in both renee good's murder and alex pretti's murder, is how calm, cool, and collected they both were, in comparison to their killers

these are crimes of passion, being perpetrated by the most emotionally dysregulated pack of semi-functional alcoholics in the US government
I still cannot believe they executed him like rat fucking cowards
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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i think this attitude — that all opposition is illegitimate and nothing we do can be questioned— is probably pervasive in the white house and helps explain why they keep making terrible political choices
Putin pioneered this. No opposition is legitimate. Regular, decent, “ordinary” people cannot possibly be against us because only we represent “the real people.”

Tell-tale sign of authoritarianism.
January 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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everyone on the internet is relatively desensitized to it but "kill yourself" is incredibly effective when said to a person's face if you need it
Three apartments worth of people on their balconies here are heckling agents down below.

One person has produced a white board that says "ICE can suck my dick."

"Fuck you all! Kill yourselves!"
January 24, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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this was not just murder, this was the most cowardly possible gang murder of someone who was only trying to protect others

this was evil snuffing out good

this can not stand
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Okay but creating a generation of kids with formative memories of their classmates and family members being abducted by terror agents of the far-right definitely won’t have any blowback, right?
Can’t have it both ways, idiots: if you wanted a populace who rolls over and pisses whenever you pull a gun, you shouldn’t have allowed us to undergo decades of mass shootings.
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Has anyone yelled at her for Bad Opsec for posting pictures from a protest? because that feels like the perfect pairing to this Wrong Rock bullshit
Mind you she was there today and this was the very first comment under her post about it
January 24, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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"NOTICE of THIS IS INSANE- AMERICA IS IN A TOTAL JUDICIAL COLLAPSE AND UNMITIGATED CRISIS AND THIS IS JUST PART ONE OF MY EXPLAINER"

is possibly the greatest thing anything has been titled in legal history

NOTICE
OF
THIS
IS
INSANE
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Motherfuckers raided a restaurant I’ve been eating at for almost 20 years.
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
That’s definitely a Miller post
Trump: “Maybe we should have put NATO to the test: Invoked Article 5, and forced NATO to come here and protect our Southern Border from further Invasions of Illegal Immigrants, thus freeing up large numbers of Border Patrol Agents for other tasks.”
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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Chicken tikka masala pizza is American.
The Confederacy is un-American.
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Kash Patel going to a big meeting of the intelligence chiefs in England and asking if they can go jet skiing instead of having a normal meeting is really doing a number on my ability to focus
January 22, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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* men and women physically deform themselves into goblin-like creature when they join his circle

you can make a giant list of these vaguely ominous signs
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Even if this version *was* true, what would be the defense of immediately shipping this child to a Texas detention facility?
“our brown shirts that say we did NOT target a child seem to be raising questions already answered by our brown shirts”
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM