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Tony Tulathimutte
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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1300s dmt: and then god cast me downe into the fyres and a great horne did play and a drum did sound

1970s dmt: and then there were these clockwork elves who taught us great wisdoms man

2030s dmt: and then our ubereats driver turned out to be the same guy as our Lyft driver from earlier
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Time to move past the neverending trial stage. Yes, basic income reduces homelessness.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Isn't this textbook prior restraint?
Message to all faculty: your expertise is no longer trusted or valued at this so-called “university.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I try to sound measured about this but I actually want to scream in a lot of people's faces. The mayor is deliberately ignoring so many experts to appeal to the barely concealed libidinal cruelty of business dorks and it's so fucking cowardly and awful and BUMBLINGLY INEFFECTIVE AND SELF-DEFEATING
Sweeps are violence and it really is that simple. If you live in Portland and have a heart in your body please take the time to testify in person/zoom tomorrow or in writing and ask our city council to reroute money away from sweeps, which do not reduce homelessness. www.portland.gov/council-cler...
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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It was harder getting endorsements for Zohran Mamdani from Democrats than them caving to Republicans to mutually strip us of healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
it's not a chode it's a short form penis optimized for mobile
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
the genre of lowkey comedy-adjacent female musicians is fascinating. I think about Zach Galifinakis interviewing Fiona Apple for MySpace all the time youtu.be/7WYTurr2QMU?...
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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i hate to be that bitch, but my sources are telling me this early voting data has gotten Zohran's people rightly spooked and y'all better stop assuming this one's in the bag. GOTV
Voter turnout surges in NYC mayor’s race, with Boomers and Gen X leading the charge
The data so far is good news for independent candidate Andrew Cuomo, a political scientist said.
gothamist.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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because its a job program for white nationalists
October 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I know who I'm endorsing but i'm not gunna tell youuuuu 😈😈😈
Asked why he's refused to endorse Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "I have not refused to endorse; I have refused to articulate my position"
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
John Williams (b. 1922 d. 1994) industry plant discourse is incredible
People have some extremely funny ideas of how publishing works (this is about the "conspiracy" to make Stoner by John Williams popular)
October 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
cuomo was doing a lot of this
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Joseph Rubbin'it Biden
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The best time to abolish ICE would have been in 2021. The next best time is if we win in 2028. At this point, any Democrat unwilling to abolish ICE must be drummed out of the primary.
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
opposite of no nut november is poundhogs day
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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i’m running for president in 2028, this is my platform:

- no more spam texts and calls
- smaller cars with weaker headlights
- imprison every person in ice and the trump administration on a remote island for a thousand years
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM