Tony Z
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Tony Z
@tony-z.bsky.social
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That humanity, as a whole, is like any other closed energy system. It will rise and fall, eventually peak, and fail.

We are not above the systems that gave rise to us; and every bit of comfort and security we have scraped from existence will snap back like a rubber band at some point.
What’s one perspective on the world that you feel filters into your work?

For me, one is: tragedy can happen to anyone. You can avoid risk, but ultimately it doesn’t matter if you’re a good person or a bad one: at any time you might be five minutes away from the worst day of your life.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Republicans are starring to realize that Trump could care less about the Republican Party. They are just a venal means to his personal self-enriching ends. They thought they were using him, but are shocked to learn they are being used by him and will be abandoned they second they are of no more use.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Define Wook
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Zohran girl get back here and give us the dirt. We'll be waiting for you at the bar. Love, NYC
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I want AI to do the laundry and my admin while I write and illustrate books.

I don't want AI to write and illustrate books while I do the laundry and admin.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
@democrats.senate.gov DO. NOT. FOLD. Chuck Schumer, if you do, I will kick you in the diaper. Figuratively.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Bull. Shit. No one was dancing in the streets or celebrating a man getting shot in another senseless act of gun violence. That's just ridiculous. Maga wants to turn his death into a movement, when it's just one of hundreds of gun shootings, most of which are ignored as soon as they happen.
thehill.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Tony Crazyman

United States, Census, 1900
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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If I don't see multiple ~media reporters~ columns about the extraordinarily irresponsible Wall Street Journal report from yesterday morning — and their extensive promotion of that inflammatory report — you all should just pack up and go home.
September 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm going to need an apology from the Wall Street Journal about the transgender ammunition.
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hey Democrats, don't ever talk about "reaching across the aisle". I will tune you out entirely. Tell me how you're gonna fight to win.
August 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
How the fuck do grown-ass men not know this: no one wants to see your disgusting yellow toenails and hoary, flaky, gnarled feet. Put some goddamn shoes on, this is New York City.
June 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER"
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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It's great to see a church make such a deep dish commitment to progress.
May 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We knew he was a cheating racist schmuck in the late 80s.
One of my favorite MAGA tropes is "you didn't hate Donald Trump until the media told you to in 2016" and it's like buddy, I was reading Spy magazine as a 16 year old in Dallas Texas. I've hated him since before there was Pogs.
April 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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One of my favorite MAGA tropes is "you didn't hate Donald Trump until the media told you to in 2016" and it's like buddy, I was reading Spy magazine as a 16 year old in Dallas Texas. I've hated him since before there was Pogs.
April 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Just like Mamaw, the Pope’s final act was telling JD what an absolute loser he was.
April 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Netflix movie about Pauly Shore accidentally getting named as the new pope and having to fake his way through being Catholic
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Can't believe JD Vance killed the pope.
April 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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I still can't get over how rapey the vibe of this tweet is from the White House, shocked it's still up.

It sounds like trump wrote it.
April 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
April 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My hot take: Putin is dead already. Only body doubles left.
April 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM