itsonlyzach
@itsonlyzach.bsky.social
Once David Sedaris told me I looked handsome and sad. An effete, strident, bicoastal (both sides of the Delaware River) queer. Same name on IG⬆️📸 He/him. 🏳️🌈
I'll admit I came.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I'll admit I came.
*sends a press release about not wanting to be bullied to avoid attending a meeting tomorrow morning*
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
*sends a press release about not wanting to be bullied to avoid attending a meeting tomorrow morning*
screaming
Queer Eye’s Karamo abruptly pulled out of a cast interview with CBS Mornings just one hour before airtime, citing fears of being “bullied.”
The Queer Eye cast reacted to the move live on the air as Gayle King read his statement.
The Queer Eye cast reacted to the move live on the air as Gayle King read his statement.
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
screaming
I really believe this is how most people feel. Like, I don't think you need to be a Socialist Democrat to get away with saying this plainly and elegantly without pushback. Moderate Democrats could *easily* be saying this and getting the same applause for saying something popular and morally right.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I really believe this is how most people feel. Like, I don't think you need to be a Socialist Democrat to get away with saying this plainly and elegantly without pushback. Moderate Democrats could *easily* be saying this and getting the same applause for saying something popular and morally right.
Obsessed with this. Giving first-week elimination from Project Runway. Absolutely hideous in every way but still doing more to get people's eyes on tennis than all of ESPN combined.
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Obsessed with this. Giving first-week elimination from Project Runway. Absolutely hideous in every way but still doing more to get people's eyes on tennis than all of ESPN combined.
brb snorting this
very good piece which confirms that weiss is both exceptionally arrogant and totally out of her depth. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Inside Bari Weiss’s Hostile Takeover of CBS News
The network’s new editor-in-chief has championed a press free from élite bias, while aligning herself with a billionaire class more willing than ever to indulge Donald Trump.
www.newyorker.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
brb snorting this
Not to discourse too hard, but I’m imagining the way the world would’ve shifted off its axis if we got a Call Me By Your Name with François Arnaud in place of an alleged cannibal.
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Not to discourse too hard, but I’m imagining the way the world would’ve shifted off its axis if we got a Call Me By Your Name with François Arnaud in place of an alleged cannibal.
Napped so I could survive going out to a 7pm dinner.
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Napped so I could survive going out to a 7pm dinner.
Light snow falls while “Let’s Hear It for the Boy” plays inside the Wawa.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Light snow falls while “Let’s Hear It for the Boy” plays inside the Wawa.
Nostalgia for 2016? Couldn’t be me.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Nostalgia for 2016? Couldn’t be me.
I just got home from work and my husband who merely tolerates sports when I watch them is watching hockey.
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I just got home from work and my husband who merely tolerates sports when I watch them is watching hockey.
*whispers* Beside the point, but he’s also hot.
BREAKING: Dan Ceisler, the new sheriff of Pennsylvania's Bucks County, just announced he has terminated his county's 287(g) contract with ICE.
Ceisler defeated GOP sheriff who'd joined the ICE program in November, & ran on quitting it; we reported then:
Ceisler defeated GOP sheriff who'd joined the ICE program in November, & ran on quitting it; we reported then:
Voters Ousted This Pennsylvania Sheriff After He Signed Up to Collaborate With ICE - Bolts
A populous, swing county replaced its GOP sheriff on Tuesday after months of controversy over his joining ICE’s 287(g) program. The Democratic winner promises he’ll end the contract.
boltsmag.org
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
*whispers* Beside the point, but he’s also hot.
Tired and h**** and struggling to get work done in cafes in the year 2026.
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Tired and h**** and struggling to get work done in cafes in the year 2026.
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People mag spittin' fire.
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
People mag spittin' fire.
Hanging out at the Boy Aquarium in scary good seats. Like, it’s scary when they hit the glass.
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Hanging out at the Boy Aquarium in scary good seats. Like, it’s scary when they hit the glass.
One problem with invoking THE green dress from Atonement is that you're *never* going to be THE green dress from Atonement.
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou star Rose Byrne sported an homage to a classic cinematic romance gown at the #GoldenGlobes, but the details weren't as impeccable as they should have been
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/gold...
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/gold...
Golden Globes 2026: IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU Star Rose Byrne in Chanel - Tom + Lorenzo
In the awards campaigning game, it can be a savvy choice to devise a wardrobe for the season that pays tribute to classic Hollywood styles or positions
tomandlorenzo.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
One problem with invoking THE green dress from Atonement is that you're *never* going to be THE green dress from Atonement.
Oh, you think you can upset me, a Philadelphia sports fan, by making fun of my team's performance? Baby, no one is going to hate our teams more than we do.
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Oh, you think you can upset me, a Philadelphia sports fan, by making fun of my team's performance? Baby, no one is going to hate our teams more than we do.
Wagner Moura hot.
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Wagner Moura hot.
The Studio didn't make me laugh once, but it felt very expensive!
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The Studio didn't make me laugh once, but it felt very expensive!
The major pop culture of-the-moment shows in this bleak era are led by queer naked hockey players and a grumpy lesbian author characters.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The major pop culture of-the-moment shows in this bleak era are led by queer naked hockey players and a grumpy lesbian author characters.
Bari Weiss herself just pressed play on the play-off music for Wanda Sykes.
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Bari Weiss herself just pressed play on the play-off music for Wanda Sykes.
I'm so gay for Hudcon.
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I'm so gay for Hudcon.
OK, playing APT for Apatow is actually funny.
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
OK, playing APT for Apatow is actually funny.
I wish Michelle Williams were there because she would have let a real good political speech SLAP.
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I wish Michelle Williams were there because she would have let a real good political speech SLAP.