itsonlyzach
@itsonlyzach.bsky.social
Once David Sedaris told me I looked handsome and sad. An effete, strident, bicoastal (both sides of the Delaware River) queer. Same name on IG⬆️📸 He/him. 🏳️🌈
On the one hand, what the everliving fuck.
On the other, gonna need a reaction from Cheryl Hines please.
On the other, gonna need a reaction from Cheryl Hines please.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
On the one hand, what the everliving fuck.
On the other, gonna need a reaction from Cheryl Hines please.
On the other, gonna need a reaction from Cheryl Hines please.
Absolutely insane employment of the passive voice by the paper of record to remove nefarious agency from a pedophile.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Absolutely insane employment of the passive voice by the paper of record to remove nefarious agency from a pedophile.
Hello from a pretty autumnal day in Philly.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hello from a pretty autumnal day in Philly.
Remember when NBC tried to make her the new Oprah then had to pay her millions to go away?
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Remember when NBC tried to make her the new Oprah then had to pay her millions to go away?
Pixar Dad gonna be unable to walk straight.
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Pixar Dad gonna be unable to walk straight.
Epstein email leak Robyn
🤝
releasing dopamine today
🤝
releasing dopamine today
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Epstein email leak Robyn
🤝
releasing dopamine today
🤝
releasing dopamine today
Furiously rage-scrolling and hope-scrolling simultaneously. We've hit Schrödinger's Scroll, baby.
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Furiously rage-scrolling and hope-scrolling simultaneously. We've hit Schrödinger's Scroll, baby.
Starting to think Trump and Epstein are not very good people.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Starting to think Trump and Epstein are not very good people.
Reposted by itsonlyzach
He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.
why could Epstein not type a sentence to save his life
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.
***frantically scanning the leaked Epstein emails to see what they say about the Julianna Margulies/Archie Panjabi feud***
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
***frantically scanning the leaked Epstein emails to see what they say about the Julianna Margulies/Archie Panjabi feud***
Mike Johnson is going to have to report some serious edging to his son.
After a nearly 2-month wait, Adelita Grijalva is sworn-in as a Member of the US House from Tucson, Arizona
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mike Johnson is going to have to report some serious edging to his son.
Hello to all of the many lady pornbots that followed me today. Please let me know what novels I need to read before year's end to feel complete!
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hello to all of the many lady pornbots that followed me today. Please let me know what novels I need to read before year's end to feel complete!
Every little connection to the president that the Epstein files reveal has me feeling foolishly h-word* on main.
*Hopeful
*Hopeful
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Every little connection to the president that the Epstein files reveal has me feeling foolishly h-word* on main.
*Hopeful
*Hopeful
The first Disney Adult™️
85 years ago, Walt Disney became an FBI informant.
He would inform the Bureau on Hollywood figures he suspected were subversive or linked to communism.
He would inform the Bureau on Hollywood figures he suspected were subversive or linked to communism.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The first Disney Adult™️
Every politician, including those caving ass dems, should be asked for their position on this.
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Every politician, including those caving ass dems, should be asked for their position on this.
Got a copy of this just to bring home for Thanksgiving and wield influence in political arguments.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Got a copy of this just to bring home for Thanksgiving and wield influence in political arguments.
In deep appreciation for all the homosexual and allied photo editors who found the most rancid pics of Kim Davis to accompany the pertinent news stories of the day.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In deep appreciation for all the homosexual and allied photo editors who found the most rancid pics of Kim Davis to accompany the pertinent news stories of the day.
Hey, this is great! We owe it to ourselves to celebrate every victory!
That doesn’t mean the Roberts court hasn’t earned every ounce of criticism and pushback from the immense amount of pain they’ve visited upon a majority of American citizens falsely perceived to be in the margins of society.
That doesn’t mean the Roberts court hasn’t earned every ounce of criticism and pushback from the immense amount of pain they’ve visited upon a majority of American citizens falsely perceived to be in the margins of society.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hey, this is great! We owe it to ourselves to celebrate every victory!
That doesn’t mean the Roberts court hasn’t earned every ounce of criticism and pushback from the immense amount of pain they’ve visited upon a majority of American citizens falsely perceived to be in the margins of society.
That doesn’t mean the Roberts court hasn’t earned every ounce of criticism and pushback from the immense amount of pain they’ve visited upon a majority of American citizens falsely perceived to be in the margins of society.
To think I was hope-scrolling just days ago. I've undone all of that tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
To think I was hope-scrolling just days ago. I've undone all of that tonight.
Leadership found 7 senators with approaching retirements or far off races to fall on their swords to provide some cover, and Fetterman who reaches orgasm every time he can publicly embrace the wrong side of an issue.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Leadership found 7 senators with approaching retirements or far off races to fall on their swords to provide some cover, and Fetterman who reaches orgasm every time he can publicly embrace the wrong side of an issue.
This also affirms my recent posture that: why on earth would I ever give money to a politician when I could be helping people right outside my door through organizations that actually do the work?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This also affirms my recent posture that: why on earth would I ever give money to a politician when I could be helping people right outside my door through organizations that actually do the work?
Beyond the harm that it will to constituents once Republicans inevitably renege, backing down now does so much damage to the Democrats on the best week for their brand since 2020. Such loser behavior.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Beyond the harm that it will to constituents once Republicans inevitably renege, backing down now does so much damage to the Democrats on the best week for their brand since 2020. Such loser behavior.
Watched a movie and crocheted another skullcap, a multicolored cutie that someone may get for Xmas.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Watched a movie and crocheted another skullcap, a multicolored cutie that someone may get for Xmas.
Damn, time flies when you're having the worst time of your life.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Damn, time flies when you're having the worst time of your life.