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slaps u relentlessly until nothing remains
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I know I don't use this as much as the nightmare app but affording stuff while on the hunt for a "normal" job has been getting rougher, and this time next month could get real, real hard so if anyone should wanna throw a fistful of change at me I humbly apperciate it

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In other news I found an unused sticker for a local punk band I have never heard of nor been to a show for. By local punk band I mean five dudes in their late fourties early fifties playing the toothless Pennywise adjacent shit in Hawaiian shirts. I think I'll stick it on my backpack
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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thanks to the strong industrial policy of president donald trump and his tariffs america is once again the worlds leading producer of. butt rock
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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there's a disconnect where when your mom or coworker or whatever complains about "inflation" they mean the sticker price; "inflation going down" should mean "prices going down" to them. republicans were happy to exploit this disconnect when Biden was president and now its biting them in the ass
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Thousands of users are currently using Zapp to send money to Mexico from the comfort of their homes and offices, with no need to get in the car or stand in any lines. And joining them is simple and hassle-free.

The full story: lataco.com/zapp-money-m...
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I have officially found 100 pennies and 1 (one) old unredeemed one (1) dollar scratcher that is good for a free ticket. We are slowly crawling towards paying off bills folks
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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We have to turn impostor syndrome into a pill and give it to every prominent person in this country. They should constantly be worrying that they're stupid
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Jealous
SEVEN crows came by for treats today. I may have started a problem. Or a cult
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I wonder how much I can flip one of those bedroom projectors college students were buying like hotcakes in 2022 for in a post twitter world
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Yoooo
After seven years (and an hour’s worth of technical challenges), we are about to kick off the first drum marathon I’ve done in like seven years! 12 hours of drums! For Extra Life! Get in here! Twitch.tv/nextlander
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In worse news the bathroom painting job I was gonna do today is postponed so that kind of fucking sucks.
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Bro how long does it take you to finish a novel god damn
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.

"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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That's why I signed an epic anti socialism bill that is another empty signifier mean in nothing! I sure hope my party doesn't lose so I can pad my fundraising coffers!!
Unemployment is now the highest it’s been since 2021.

Trump and Republicans need to take their heads out of the sand and focus on the economy and affordability.
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Rebloggin this for the last time in a while hopefully as ive got a potentially exciting interview coming up after thanksgiving; in the meantime I've really gotta get through this week and shit is just barely scraping by. Hopefully I can figure something out but any spare change helps greatly
I know I don't use this as much as the nightmare app but affording stuff while on the hunt for a "normal" job has been getting rougher, and this time next month could get real, real hard so if anyone should wanna throw a fistful of change at me I humbly apperciate it

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November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I don't know what mortal Kombat is, I just enjoy the song
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.
October 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
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November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Wheeling and dealing
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM