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Bad bird site escapee

Stay at home astronaut

Straight, not narrow

He/Him, Ho/Hum

Spending time between unceded Ngadjuri and Kamilaroi countries
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My Word of the Year cartoon as a First Dog on the Moon Spoken Cartoon? What a merry confluence of things I have made up to foist on an unsuspecting public! What?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyhw...
Word of the Year 2025!
YouTube video by firstdog onthemoon
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Trainer was sick today so we winged it; did some work sending Otto to sit on the mat from a distance and wait before returning by way of a traffic cone off to the side.
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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The discovery of a new "lucifer" bee with devil-like horns sparks concerns over land clearing regulations in WA's Goldfields region.
Horned bee discovery raises concerns over land clearing
The discovery of a new "lucifer" bee with devil-like horns sparks concerns over land clearing regulations in WA's Goldfields region.
www.abc.net.au
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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VC David gets an entry in the unofficial Delaware Footnote Hall of Fame
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Gosh, Catholics defending paedophilia.

Would've thunk it
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"Swedian, Saudia Arabia"
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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sorry but i think it’s newsworthy every time someone wants to fuck rfk jr. and we’re never going to fully understand human psychology if we don’t figure it out
It rocks that all 20 people who genuinely think the Olivia Nuzzi stuff is interesting have editorial discretion at major media outlets. Just publish your group chats
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No it isn't, google.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
TIL "forever" is "up to 1 month".

Whoever did the copy definitely has a wild Tinder profile.
The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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After their homecoming Fed Square gig was cancelled over security fears, Amyl and the Sniffers put $5,000 behind the bar at seven live music venues around Melbourne.
'Wild' night in city as band shouts $35k in free drinks after gig cancelled
After their homecoming Fed Square gig was cancelled over security fears, Amyl and the Sniffers put $5,000 behind the bar at seven live music venues around Melbourne.
www.abc.net.au
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Good morning.

I see Nazis are still obsessing over the Tanner Scale.

And woodchippers bad.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Kerning tracks.
New White House signage
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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This is the correct question
There were cops present, watching & listening to the nazis as they broke laws around hate speech & inciting hate. Were they instructed not to intervene .... with bats, pepper spray & arrests .... like they do with climate change or anti genocide protesters??
What instructions were they given ??
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Do you have your adorable and chic First Dog on the Moon 2026 Calendar yet? No you don't because we haven't sent them out yet but you can PREORDER YOURS NOW DO IT! firstdogonthemoon.com.au/shop/preorde...
PREORDER – 2026 Calendar – Holidays in the sun! – First Dog On The Moon
firstdogonthemoon.com.au
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Good.

UberEats and Doordash next please.
BREAKING: Menulog is closing in Australia
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I salute In-N-Out Burger for launching a whole ass Book-It program
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Crispy rain!
hail! on the border collie

(with correct video this time 🙃)
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Wtf is this cooker bs being screened in NSW PARLIAMENT?! #nswpol #auspol @abcnewsbot.bsky.social @australia.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This tracks.
Elon Musk, who is currently the richest person in the world with a net worth of $497 billion, is blocking food bank links on Twitter.

Spread the word please!
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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The mayor of Tamworth Council is a very old mate of Barnaby Joyce's and a National party member

No surprises this backward collection of red-necks drags their council to court on their ratepayers' money to oppose a wind farm - and even then can't get their legal arguments right
Tamworth Council went to court to try and stop a wind farm. It didn’t go well. Tamworth Council argued that the wind turbines would be too big for local roads. The judge pointed out there is no approval needed to drive on a public road reneweconomy.com.au/youve-got-to...
reneweconomy.com.au
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM