TomCat
@tomcatjones.bsky.social
I am perfectly adequate
I'm a poet, philosopher, pragmatist, polygamist, protagonist, procrastinator, philanthropist, philanderer, plumber (of depths) and part-time piper
I'm a poet, philosopher, pragmatist, polygamist, protagonist, procrastinator, philanthropist, philanderer, plumber (of depths) and part-time piper
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Top 5 "Star Wars" Movies, Definitive List:
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Top 5 "Star Wars" Movies, Definitive List:
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
5. "A New Coma"
4. "The Wisdom of Space Muppet"
3. "Revenge of the Return"
2. "Space Bikini"
1. "I Am Your Father"
When does the war on Saturnalia begin this year?
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
When does the war on Saturnalia begin this year?
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Wicked"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
"Wicked: For Good"
"Wicked 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold"
"4 Wicked 4 Good"
"Wicked V: The Wickedending"
"Wicked 6: Something Wicked This Way Wickeds"
"Wicked: Generations"
"Predator vs Wicked"
"Look Who's Wicked"
"WicXed"
"Wicked XI: The Search for Spock"
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The most important thing to remember about all this fantasy-engineering of the Constitution is Madison's warning: If we suck as a people, no clever constitutional schemes will save us.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The most important thing to remember about all this fantasy-engineering of the Constitution is Madison's warning: If we suck as a people, no clever constitutional schemes will save us.
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This Just Not In: In a sign of the renewed relationship between the nations, Saudi Crown Prince gifts US President with a golden bone saw.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This Just Not In: In a sign of the renewed relationship between the nations, Saudi Crown Prince gifts US President with a golden bone saw.
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I dug deep and found a lot of things inside of me that I didn’t know were there before. Now I’m writing a Disney song.
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I dug deep and found a lot of things inside of me that I didn’t know were there before. Now I’m writing a Disney song.
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Maybe someone should tell Megyn R. Kelly 15 is not “barely legal”, it’s actually quite illegal?
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Maybe someone should tell Megyn R. Kelly 15 is not “barely legal”, it’s actually quite illegal?
Getting the COVID-19 vax in 2025 feels like running Windows-95 on your desktop. Don't we have any better COVID by now?
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Getting the COVID-19 vax in 2025 feels like running Windows-95 on your desktop. Don't we have any better COVID by now?
...is unironically listening to Send in the Clowns
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
...is unironically listening to Send in the Clowns
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A false embrace.
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A false embrace.
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I am so excited to have my first book published, "13 Short Horror Stories for Bedtime". Thank you for all of your support! Please share and review!
Amazon
a.co/d/8ntRBDE
Barnes and Noble
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/13-short-h...
Enjoy the spooky season! #tracyrayauthor #Booksky7
Amazon
a.co/d/8ntRBDE
Barnes and Noble
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/13-short-h...
Enjoy the spooky season! #tracyrayauthor #Booksky7
November 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I am so excited to have my first book published, "13 Short Horror Stories for Bedtime". Thank you for all of your support! Please share and review!
Amazon
a.co/d/8ntRBDE
Barnes and Noble
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/13-short-h...
Enjoy the spooky season! #tracyrayauthor #Booksky7
Amazon
a.co/d/8ntRBDE
Barnes and Noble
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/13-short-h...
Enjoy the spooky season! #tracyrayauthor #Booksky7
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Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
At the point in the interview where the hiring manager asks "Do you have any questions for me?" I turn the tables and ask "Why should you hire me?"
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
At the point in the interview where the hiring manager asks "Do you have any questions for me?" I turn the tables and ask "Why should you hire me?"
When I was a kid I thought pop art was art that just really popped
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When I was a kid I thought pop art was art that just really popped
Where is the best place for a destination funeral?
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Where is the best place for a destination funeral?
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Remember when we joked about him puting "TRUMP" on the White House?
www.thedailybeast.com/bizarre-flaw...
www.thedailybeast.com/bizarre-flaw...
Embarrassing Flaws Emerge in Trump’s New White House Design
Two misaligned windows and a set of stairs leading into a wall are just some of the quirks in the glitzy new ballroom.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Remember when we joked about him puting "TRUMP" on the White House?
www.thedailybeast.com/bizarre-flaw...
www.thedailybeast.com/bizarre-flaw...
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If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago
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This song has lived rent free in my head for the better part of 40 yrs 🥰
Good morning 👋🏽
Good morning 👋🏽
October 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This song has lived rent free in my head for the better part of 40 yrs 🥰
Good morning 👋🏽
Good morning 👋🏽
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ME: and what of the boys?
THEM: they’re back in town sir
ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…
THEM: locked and loaded sir
ME: excellent. to the yard then
THEM: they’re back in town sir
ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…
THEM: locked and loaded sir
ME: excellent. to the yard then
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ME: and what of the boys?
THEM: they’re back in town sir
ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…
THEM: locked and loaded sir
ME: excellent. to the yard then
THEM: they’re back in town sir
ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…
THEM: locked and loaded sir
ME: excellent. to the yard then
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Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
October 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
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You can't be an anti-cancel culture comedian and get paid by the "cancel means we dismember you for what you wrote that we didn't like" regime. It's pretty simple really.
October 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You can't be an anti-cancel culture comedian and get paid by the "cancel means we dismember you for what you wrote that we didn't like" regime. It's pretty simple really.
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Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum
October 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum
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Yeah. I just eat it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Yeah. I just eat it.