Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Pinned
I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
#joke
#joke
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Teachers in US military schools abroad who have been working without pay during the government shutdown received letters this week telling them they owed money...
Teachers in US military schools abroad who have been working without pay during the government shutdown received letters this week telling them they owed money...
Teachers working without pay in US military schools during shutdown received debt letters
Teachers in US military schools abroad who have been working without pay during the government shutdown received letters this week telling them they owed money to the government, CNN has learned.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Teachers in US military schools abroad who have been working without pay during the government shutdown received letters this week telling them they owed money...
Teachers in US military schools abroad who have been working without pay during the government shutdown received letters this week telling them they owed money...
Two men walked home via a shortcut through the cemetery. They were startled by a tapping noise & found an old man with a hammer & chisel chipping a tombstone.
"Holy cow, dude, you scared us to death. What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools! They misspelled my name!"
#joke
"Holy cow, dude, you scared us to death. What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools! They misspelled my name!"
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Two men walked home via a shortcut through the cemetery. They were startled by a tapping noise & found an old man with a hammer & chisel chipping a tombstone.
"Holy cow, dude, you scared us to death. What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools! They misspelled my name!"
#joke
"Holy cow, dude, you scared us to death. What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools! They misspelled my name!"
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Dazed and confused? Try this:
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Dazed and confused? Try this:
It's Thanksgiving Day.
It's late November and it's snowing. That in-between-season, not-quite-cold-enough variety of ugly snow that's half snow, half rain, half slush and half mud. It's wet, dank, miserable and dreary out there.
#joke 1 of 2
It's late November and it's snowing. That in-between-season, not-quite-cold-enough variety of ugly snow that's half snow, half rain, half slush and half mud. It's wet, dank, miserable and dreary out there.
#joke 1 of 2
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's Thanksgiving Day.
It's late November and it's snowing. That in-between-season, not-quite-cold-enough variety of ugly snow that's half snow, half rain, half slush and half mud. It's wet, dank, miserable and dreary out there.
#joke 1 of 2
It's late November and it's snowing. That in-between-season, not-quite-cold-enough variety of ugly snow that's half snow, half rain, half slush and half mud. It's wet, dank, miserable and dreary out there.
#joke 1 of 2
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This past week was Fall, with tree leaves turning color, etc.
Today, it's snowing. The grass is already white. It's snowing all day.
Detroit is a little warmer, so maybe not. But all around Detroit, it's winter.
I'm dreaming of a mix-racial Christmas.
Today, it's snowing. The grass is already white. It's snowing all day.
Detroit is a little warmer, so maybe not. But all around Detroit, it's winter.
I'm dreaming of a mix-racial Christmas.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This past week was Fall, with tree leaves turning color, etc.
Today, it's snowing. The grass is already white. It's snowing all day.
Detroit is a little warmer, so maybe not. But all around Detroit, it's winter.
I'm dreaming of a mix-racial Christmas.
Today, it's snowing. The grass is already white. It's snowing all day.
Detroit is a little warmer, so maybe not. But all around Detroit, it's winter.
I'm dreaming of a mix-racial Christmas.
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Schrödinger: Excuse me, miss, can I borrow that box for a science experiment?
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Schrödinger: Excuse me, miss, can I borrow that box for a science experiment?
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
This is true enough.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is true enough.
Happy Caturday.
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Happy Caturday.