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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
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Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
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I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
#joke
Fingers are true friends.
I can always count on them.
#joke
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I told the nurse i was bitten by a wolf.
"Where?" she asked.
"No. Regular."
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Teachers in US military schools abroad who have been working without pay during the government shutdown received letters this week telling them they owed money...
Teachers working without pay in US military schools during shutdown received debt letters
Teachers in US military schools abroad who have been working without pay during the government shutdown received letters this week telling them they owed money to the government, CNN has learned.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Plastic surgeons actually encourage you to pick your nose.
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Two men walked home via a shortcut through the cemetery. They were startled by a tapping noise & found an old man with a hammer & chisel chipping a tombstone.

"Holy cow, dude, you scared us to death. What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools! They misspelled my name!"
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I saw a microbiologist in person today.

He was much bigger in real life.
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
A USB is a great backup, especially if USA fails.
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving this month to save on Christmas gifts.
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Proverbs:
Where ever two or three are gathered, there is a leak.
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
People talk about the weather, but no one really does anything about it.
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
PROTOLOL jokes
The best thing about SCADA jokes is that everyone gets to screw in the lightbulb.
#protolol
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
#joke
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Dazed and confused? Try this:
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he's the light of the world. I do it and I'm "making Thanksgiving awkward."
#joke
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's Thanksgiving Day.
It's late November and it's snowing. That in-between-season, not-quite-cold-enough variety of ugly snow that's half snow, half rain, half slush and half mud. It's wet, dank, miserable and dreary out there.
#joke 1 of 2
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.
#joke
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You say your lab smells like rotten eggs? Sorry to hear about your sulfering.
#joke
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
PROTOLOL jokes
ICMP echo request called. He wants his reply back
#protolol
#joke
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
#joke
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Picard: Haven't seen Hunt for Red October
Riker: It's a great movie. Why not?
Picard: I don't like movies with Sub titles.
#joke
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This past week was Fall, with tree leaves turning color, etc.

Today, it's snowing. The grass is already white. It's snowing all day.

Detroit is a little warmer, so maybe not. But all around Detroit, it's winter.

I'm dreaming of a mix-racial Christmas.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Schrödinger: Excuse me, miss, can I borrow that box for a science experiment?

Pandora: Sure, be my guest.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This is true enough.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Happy Caturday.
November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM