Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
@suitti.bsky.social
Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Pinned
I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
#joke
#joke
Happy Triskaidekaphobia Day, everyone.
Also, happy Thor's Mom day, aka, Friday.
Also, happy Thor's Mom day, aka, Friday.
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Happy Triskaidekaphobia Day, everyone.
Also, happy Thor's Mom day, aka, Friday.
Also, happy Thor's Mom day, aka, Friday.
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I'll keep saying it: There are more criminals within the ranks of ICE than there are among the immigrants they are kidnapping/detaining/deporting.
We would all be safer and better off keeping the immigrants in the US and deporting ICE agents.
We would all be safer and better off keeping the immigrants in the US and deporting ICE agents.
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I'll keep saying it: There are more criminals within the ranks of ICE than there are among the immigrants they are kidnapping/detaining/deporting.
We would all be safer and better off keeping the immigrants in the US and deporting ICE agents.
We would all be safer and better off keeping the immigrants in the US and deporting ICE agents.
Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium
A: Thorium
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium
A: Thorium
Leviticus 11:2–8 and Deuteronomy 14:8 call pigs unclean because they have split hooves but do not chew the cud, forbidding their consumption or contact. If so, why did Noah preserve pigs on the ark?
#joke
#joke
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Leviticus 11:2–8 and Deuteronomy 14:8 call pigs unclean because they have split hooves but do not chew the cud, forbidding their consumption or contact. If so, why did Noah preserve pigs on the ark?
#joke
#joke
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Busy at Bar Today:
Two protons race into a bar. They collide. The bar explodes. Two days later a rescue dog discovers a Higgs Boson under the rubble and wins the Nobel Prize.
#joke 12 of n
Two protons race into a bar. They collide. The bar explodes. Two days later a rescue dog discovers a Higgs Boson under the rubble and wins the Nobel Prize.
#joke 12 of n
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Busy at Bar Today:
Two protons race into a bar. They collide. The bar explodes. Two days later a rescue dog discovers a Higgs Boson under the rubble and wins the Nobel Prize.
#joke 12 of n
Two protons race into a bar. They collide. The bar explodes. Two days later a rescue dog discovers a Higgs Boson under the rubble and wins the Nobel Prize.
#joke 12 of n
Biology and chemistry pickup lines.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
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You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
#joke 21 of n
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Biology and chemistry pickup lines.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
#joke 21 of n
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
#joke 21 of n
Just got around to reading this, and have lost the reference. The SAVE act has been passed. PITA at best, but also poll tax. Married women whose name is no longer what's on their birth cert are clearly targeted. www.commondreams.org/news/republi...
Republicans Approve 'Dystopian' Voter Suppression Bill That Would Force States to Give Info to DHS | Common Dreams
"The campaign to rig our elections is well underway," warned one expert.
www.commondreams.org
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Just got around to reading this, and have lost the reference. The SAVE act has been passed. PITA at best, but also poll tax. Married women whose name is no longer what's on their birth cert are clearly targeted. www.commondreams.org/news/republi...
Dentist today. Once again reminded that toothpaste & similar products without sugar substitutes are severely limited, e.g., Sensodine always has sodium sacarin. We didn't need sugar, why do we need a substitute? Am super sensitive, like allergic to them. Currently use children's toothpaste.
February 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Dentist today. Once again reminded that toothpaste & similar products without sugar substitutes are severely limited, e.g., Sensodine always has sodium sacarin. We didn't need sugar, why do we need a substitute? Am super sensitive, like allergic to them. Currently use children's toothpaste.
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🚨BREAKING: In an incredible moment, Jared Moskowitz just exposed Donald Trump for being mentioned more times in the Epstein files than god is in the bible. MAGA is going to have a tough time swallowing that.
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
🚨BREAKING: In an incredible moment, Jared Moskowitz just exposed Donald Trump for being mentioned more times in the Epstein files than god is in the bible. MAGA is going to have a tough time swallowing that.
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Trump and Lutnick: We're going to rape and rob you.
RFK, JR: I'm going to poison you.
Noem: I'm going to shoot you in the face and kidnap your kids.
Duffy: I'm going to wreck your plane.
Gabbard: I'm going to help the Russians kill you.
Musk: I robbed you
This admin is trying to kill you.
RFK, JR: I'm going to poison you.
Noem: I'm going to shoot you in the face and kidnap your kids.
Duffy: I'm going to wreck your plane.
Gabbard: I'm going to help the Russians kill you.
Musk: I robbed you
This admin is trying to kill you.
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Trump and Lutnick: We're going to rape and rob you.
RFK, JR: I'm going to poison you.
Noem: I'm going to shoot you in the face and kidnap your kids.
Duffy: I'm going to wreck your plane.
Gabbard: I'm going to help the Russians kill you.
Musk: I robbed you
This admin is trying to kill you.
RFK, JR: I'm going to poison you.
Noem: I'm going to shoot you in the face and kidnap your kids.
Duffy: I'm going to wreck your plane.
Gabbard: I'm going to help the Russians kill you.
Musk: I robbed you
This admin is trying to kill you.
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If I had a dollar for every time Trump's name is in the Epstein files, I would be a millionaire.
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If I had a dollar for every time Trump's name is in the Epstein files, I would be a millionaire.
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I can still remember the days when Trump was only in the Epstein files 38,000 times instead of over 1,000,000. Oh wait that was yesterday.
February 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I can still remember the days when Trump was only in the Epstein files 38,000 times instead of over 1,000,000. Oh wait that was yesterday.
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The new voter suppression bill—called the "Save America Act"—would require 21 million American citizens to produce passports or birth certificates to register to vote. Most don't have these documents. This is a poll tax by another name.
#StopTheSaveAct social.demcast.com/s/2EpurQwZ
#StopTheSaveAct social.demcast.com/s/2EpurQwZ
Contact Your MOC
social.demcast.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The new voter suppression bill—called the "Save America Act"—would require 21 million American citizens to produce passports or birth certificates to register to vote. Most don't have these documents. This is a poll tax by another name.
#StopTheSaveAct social.demcast.com/s/2EpurQwZ
#StopTheSaveAct social.demcast.com/s/2EpurQwZ
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Trump got his hand stuck in a pickle jar and they left it because they thought the jar came that way
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Trump got his hand stuck in a pickle jar and they left it because they thought the jar came that way
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My mantra is “I don’t do much, but I want to do less.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
My mantra is “I don’t do much, but I want to do less.”
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I wanted to do more nothing but my cat said no.
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I wanted to do more nothing but my cat said no.
Best days to be born on, birthdays are. Lazy people are they made for. -- Yoda
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Best days to be born on, birthdays are. Lazy people are they made for. -- Yoda