Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
@suitti.bsky.social
Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
My first 'reel' joke was this:
Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but whatever you think, he's still a reel dog.
Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but whatever you think, he's still a reel dog.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My first 'reel' joke was this:
Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but whatever you think, he's still a reel dog.
Pluto may not be a planet anymore, but whatever you think, he's still a reel dog.
If i had a nickle for every time it turned out to be a DNS issue, i'd have like 'n' nickles.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If i had a nickle for every time it turned out to be a DNS issue, i'd have like 'n' nickles.
See also: One does not simply walk into the United States.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
See also: One does not simply walk into the United States.
Reposted by Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
Good morning Ash and twits of Wülferhampton, happy Tuesday.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Good morning Ash and twits of Wülferhampton, happy Tuesday.
Reposted by Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
Need to watch out for Wulfie's Daark Bastard of Death...
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Need to watch out for Wulfie's Daark Bastard of Death...
Drafting teacher said "If you want it put together temporarily, use nails. If you want it permanent, use screws". I thought maybe he was talking about houses, which we also drew.
i wish i had the rudimentary art skills to do a "crucifixiön" diagram ikea-style.
#joke 2 of 2
i wish i had the rudimentary art skills to do a "crucifixiön" diagram ikea-style.
#joke 2 of 2
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Drafting teacher said "If you want it put together temporarily, use nails. If you want it permanent, use screws". I thought maybe he was talking about houses, which we also drew.
i wish i had the rudimentary art skills to do a "crucifixiön" diagram ikea-style.
#joke 2 of 2
i wish i had the rudimentary art skills to do a "crucifixiön" diagram ikea-style.
#joke 2 of 2
I feel your pain. Oh, and without the required chocolate.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I feel your pain. Oh, and without the required chocolate.
Comfort food b/c sportsball team lost?
Let me see.
"I could care less" -- not actually true, except maybe when speaking sarcasm.
"I couldn't care less".
Oh, but comfort food! Recommend eating chocolate for a month.
Let me see.
"I could care less" -- not actually true, except maybe when speaking sarcasm.
"I couldn't care less".
Oh, but comfort food! Recommend eating chocolate for a month.
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Comfort food b/c sportsball team lost?
Let me see.
"I could care less" -- not actually true, except maybe when speaking sarcasm.
"I couldn't care less".
Oh, but comfort food! Recommend eating chocolate for a month.
Let me see.
"I could care less" -- not actually true, except maybe when speaking sarcasm.
"I couldn't care less".
Oh, but comfort food! Recommend eating chocolate for a month.
The saying i'd heard was, three people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The saying i'd heard was, three people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.