Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
@suitti.bsky.social
Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Writing a book. Have dogs.
Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
I don't really do DMs.
Pinned
I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
#joke
#joke
Visualize whireled peas.
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Visualize whireled peas.
Aren't we all
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Aren't we all
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...
Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently...
An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough.
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough.
God was the first person to say how do you like them apples
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
God was the first person to say how do you like them apples
Sagan: If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe.
Me: So, it's OK to buy one from the store?
Also me: The apple pie of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
Me: So, it's OK to buy one from the store?
Also me: The apple pie of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sagan: If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe.
Me: So, it's OK to buy one from the store?
Also me: The apple pie of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
Me: So, it's OK to buy one from the store?
Also me: The apple pie of the knowledge of Good and Evil.
Technically correct
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Technically correct
Reposted by Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
#cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
#cloudflare
All the leaves are brown
and the sky is grey
and the sky is grey
![Sisko: I own two shirts and some neckwear
that used to belong to a guy in
The Mamas & The Papas.
All the sleeves are brown,
and the tie is grey.
Odo: [withering look]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5wilelxnydnfyhyywta34fvb/bafkreigmulxu5gqzr6zco4rp7zapo37f4bvxqmsylcrheozwji5jelsfde@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All the leaves are brown
and the sky is grey
and the sky is grey
It's a conspiracy.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's a conspiracy.
Super efficient.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Super efficient.
Was thinking that 'pickles' should be pronounced 'pick-less'. Don't change the spelling b/c hundreds of different spelling checkers would all have to be updated. Just get everyone to start pronouncing it like it's spelled.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Was thinking that 'pickles' should be pronounced 'pick-less'. Don't change the spelling b/c hundreds of different spelling checkers would all have to be updated. Just get everyone to start pronouncing it like it's spelled.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.