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Jimmy Fallon being the last is some real Aureliano Buendía eaten-by-ants shit

Whether it's Democrats making it harder for kids to get cigarettes or Republicans making it harder for kids to get vaccines, both sides have imposed the will of government on America's children.

Democratic Senator Chris Murphy on Mahmoud Khalil.

Joke's on Elon Musk.

He can't defund the ACLU.

They don't get any government funding.

What an idiot.

I would like to opt out of finding out, I was not doing any of the fucking around.

People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse

The outcome of this election should not be decided by debates. It should be decided by the fact that one of the candidates is a bigoted lunatic.

"When I was president, I totally protected the guns."

—Donald Trump on 8/8/24

That's true. Too bad he didn't work as hard to protect the children.

Guns became the leading cause death for American kids under Trump.

With less of a check on presidential criminality than many of us had been counting on, it becomes all the more important not to elect a brazen criminal to the presidency.

The landmark reversal nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.

The Court ruling today is terrible but expected. I will just gently remind everyone that the election hasn’t happened yet. We shouldn’t assume the worst outcome as a foregone conclusion. That only encourages more apathy than many are already feeling.

March 23 1933, the Enabling Act becomes law in Germany, giving the chief executive power enforce his own laws without checks and balances. The passing of the Act marked the formal transition from democratic republic to totalitarian dictatorship. 6 months later, it was a 1 party state.

I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.