I hope this email kills us both.

I mean... this is most likely the case.

I was gonna tie up some loose ends in my budget proposal tonight, but Aang disagrees

This felt like a scene from The Naked Gun series:

Iron Mike is almost as slow as the Netflix stream.

Mike how about a little nibble for old time's sake?

jake paul says boxing saved his life and it would be so funny if it ended it

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

- David Foster Wallace

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