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Cleo Pearl
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✨Certified Yapper✨ 33 🩷💛💙 She/They

Gemini Stellium - put on ya seat belt 😜🎢
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January 3, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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I’m still laughing
January 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Aint really got much to say but I’m here
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

😂

just had to get that out lol
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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who liked lil girls.

But let’s pretend he wasn’t a racist pdf
Gandhi was a racist
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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You don’t have a Special Needs child.

You have a DISABLED child who has regular ass needs like you but requires additional support/aides/etc.
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Her thought process makes me feel so seen. I used to really struggle with anxiety about the future until I realized that studying history can take all of that away.
I stopped calling Octavia butlers work prophetic once I realized she herself literally said that her work was influenced by deeply studying history which gave have her insight into the future. I realized I was watering down how truly brilliant she was and what she was trying to get across
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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I watch this show in 10 minute intervals. That's all I can manage.
Jensen Ackles says a scene in 'The Boys' S5 shocked him so much he had to briefly walk out

“I walked in and said, 'Oh my God' ... and I just walked back out ... They were like, 'Uhh... cut', and I was like, 'I'm sorry, I wasn't prepared for that' ... and I don't think anybody else will be either'"
October 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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The Love Island reunion as soon as they brought Jeremiah out lol
August 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Praying for discernment & clarity will really save you fr 🙏🏽

Good night 🌙
August 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Crying and thanking the lord as I eat.
ik plenty of niggas who only need jelly or syrup additional before they inhale this 😭 tf they talking about
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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This is evil.
I hope you wake up missing the left shoe lace out of all your shoes and sneakers.
My wifes closet is very much color coded, she starts getting on my nerves I go in there and just start rearranging her clothes. Drives her insane, its great.
August 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Niiiice
Everybody has a mouth, but not everyone has sense. Let them talk. But don't let it stick.
August 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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11:11

Make a wish.
August 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
August 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I love a good end of Summer Sunday rain.
a window with a bird on it looking out at a tree in the rain
ALT: a window with a bird on it looking out at a tree in the rain
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I have Scooby Doo (all the iterations) on in the background while I work. Some of us adults like it because it makes us happy.
Watch a cartoon you loved as a kid right now and try to stay awake 😂😂
hate how when ppl get older they lose their sense of child like fun.

Idc if im 56, im still watching cartoons and running around outside
August 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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musKy 👍🏿 (sometimes)

musTy 👎🏿 (always)
August 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Couldn’t pay me to get back on dating apps .. that shit is the trenches fr.
August 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Judy Garland, Whitney Houston, Audra McDonald, Patti LuPone, Aretha Franklin, Mariah Carey, Liza Minnelli, Brandy, Monica, Ariana Grande, Gladys Knight, Patti LaBelle…
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: a willingness to tolerate me eventually steering the topic into musical theater, I WILL try to find an in that you can resonate with (the works of Howard Ashman often work for this!) but unfortunately I am so serious this has been confirmed quite a bit irl
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Futurama season 3, knowing Mr Belvedere sat on his balls and they had to stop shooting for a couple of days, the Garfield comic where Jon accidentally drinks dog semen, why Jacob in Mass Effect is awful, that British group of old guys who do sex raps
August 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’m going to go ahead & make me some breakfast for dinner so that way when I sleep past my alarm 2morro & I’m racing to work, I don’t have to scold myself for not havin breakfast b4 going into the office. 😬I’ll do a little grits, some cheese eggs, turkey bacon.. or I could do a green pepper quiche..
August 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Cutwaters are now getting popular because we’re in a recession and people got tired of spending all that money on Don Julio 😂
August 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I BEEN saying this! 😳 alarming!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg he do wtf
Justin Bieber starting to look like Chris Brown
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM