Koh The Nutt Stealer
@gregathus88.bsky.social
[He/Him] NSFW. Black. Queer.
Aaliyah, Buffy, horror, travel, writing, dick…
Vampire slaying, earthbending witch.
Business inquiries: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Aaliyah, Buffy, horror, travel, writing, dick…
Vampire slaying, earthbending witch.
Business inquiries: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Pinned
If you love…
Horror movies
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Books
Nature
Pokémon
Video games
Gay shit
Nerd/geek shit
Animals
Culture
We should be friends.
Horror movies
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Books
Nature
Pokémon
Video games
Gay shit
Nerd/geek shit
Animals
Culture
We should be friends.
So before the Target boycott I was subscribed to Target Circle. I immediately cancelled my subscription and deleted the app from my phone. Tell me why did these MFs just charge me for another year of Target Circle?????? I know I cancelled that shit immediately last year.
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
So before the Target boycott I was subscribed to Target Circle. I immediately cancelled my subscription and deleted the app from my phone. Tell me why did these MFs just charge me for another year of Target Circle?????? I know I cancelled that shit immediately last year.
Bringing this back.
What are some things you’d wanna see in a Buffy “What If…”-like series?
What are some things you’d wanna see in a Buffy “What If…”-like series?
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Bringing this back.
What are some things you’d wanna see in a Buffy “What If…”-like series?
What are some things you’d wanna see in a Buffy “What If…”-like series?
Brilliant fucking work 😭😭😭😭
I need someone to hire him to make this a reality (and please also hire me to write).
I need someone to hire him to make this a reality (and please also hire me to write).
Felt like scratching this itch so to speak 😂😂
To the Xander defenders that might get mad at me, it’s just some fun. Put down your sword, please.
(Animation - not ai)
To the Xander defenders that might get mad at me, it’s just some fun. Put down your sword, please.
(Animation - not ai)
February 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Brilliant fucking work 😭😭😭😭
I need someone to hire him to make this a reality (and please also hire me to write).
I need someone to hire him to make this a reality (and please also hire me to write).
I just wanna ______ on it.
A. Suck
B. Choke
C. Sit
D. Bounce
E. All of the above
A. Suck
B. Choke
C. Sit
D. Bounce
E. All of the above
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I just wanna ______ on it.
A. Suck
B. Choke
C. Sit
D. Bounce
E. All of the above
A. Suck
B. Choke
C. Sit
D. Bounce
E. All of the above
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
And the sushi hit the spot.
Been craving sushi so I just ordered some sushi.
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
And the sushi hit the spot.
Gonna ride horses through mountains. I’m so damn excited haha
February 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Gonna ride horses through mountains. I’m so damn excited haha
Been craving sushi so I just ordered some sushi.
February 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Been craving sushi so I just ordered some sushi.
Bucket list item:
Travel to Hunan, China and climb the Sky Ladder at Zhiangjiajie National Forest Park.
Travel to Hunan, China and climb the Sky Ladder at Zhiangjiajie National Forest Park.
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Bucket list item:
Travel to Hunan, China and climb the Sky Ladder at Zhiangjiajie National Forest Park.
Travel to Hunan, China and climb the Sky Ladder at Zhiangjiajie National Forest Park.
I really want a ground type and dragon type Eeveelution.
February 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I really want a ground type and dragon type Eeveelution.
It happened again… a bug bite on my right buttcheek. At least someone’s eating my ass.
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
It happened again… a bug bite on my right buttcheek. At least someone’s eating my ass.
Happy Valentine’s Day. Here’s an oldie for y’all but with a lil more… love…
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day. Here’s an oldie for y’all but with a lil more… love…
High af listening to music.
bart simpson sitting at a table with his arms outstretched
ALT: bart simpson sitting at a table with his arms outstretched
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 AM
High af listening to music.
Baby Rose did it again. About to listen to this on repeat the rest of the night.
music.apple.com/us/album/fri...
music.apple.com/us/album/fri...
Friends Again by Baby Rose & Leon Thomas on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:38
music.apple.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Baby Rose did it again. About to listen to this on repeat the rest of the night.
music.apple.com/us/album/fri...
music.apple.com/us/album/fri...
Do we like Zygarde’s nickname? Lmao
February 14, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Do we like Zygarde’s nickname? Lmao
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dear Oomf,
Your dick is very pretty and you should show it to me in person.
Thanks in advance.
Your dick is very pretty and you should show it to me in person.
Thanks in advance.
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Dear Oomf,
Your dick is very pretty and you should show it to me in person.
Thanks in advance.
Your dick is very pretty and you should show it to me in person.
Thanks in advance.
Is it called “Cracker Jack” because Jack was a cracker? Cuz there ain’t no actual crackers in Cracker Jack.
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Is it called “Cracker Jack” because Jack was a cracker? Cuz there ain’t no actual crackers in Cracker Jack.
Thinking about the days when you could use Microsoft products without a subscription, or most things for that matter. Buy a new computer, buy Microsoft Home/Office and it was good until you decided to upgrade (or your school demanded you use the latest version of Word).
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Thinking about the days when you could use Microsoft products without a subscription, or most things for that matter. Buy a new computer, buy Microsoft Home/Office and it was good until you decided to upgrade (or your school demanded you use the latest version of Word).
It’s booked. I will be riding a hot air balloon over Segovia.
Think I’m gonna ride a hot air balloon while I’m in Spain. Like, why not? What was it that Canadian white woman rapper once said? YOLO! Lmao
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
It’s booked. I will be riding a hot air balloon over Segovia.
Powder Rangers
In honor of Black history month day 13, what is your favorite term to call them ppl?
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Powder Rangers
“How would you describe DJT/M*sk/any of the 1%?”
Me:
Me:
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
“How would you describe DJT/M*sk/any of the 1%?”
Me:
Me:
Straight friend: Can I show you something?
Me: Your dick?
Him: What???!
Me: What?!
Me: Your dick?
Him: What???!
Me: What?!
February 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Straight friend: Can I show you something?
Me: Your dick?
Him: What???!
Me: What?!
Me: Your dick?
Him: What???!
Me: What?!
Oomf’s dick is so thick. It’s a holeful.
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Oomf’s dick is so thick. It’s a holeful.