Tmiale
@tmiale.bsky.social
Communications professional
Amateur oyster farmer
Father of 2 humans and Julep the Dog
Eater of everything
#NYC and #NoFo of Long Island
Amateur oyster farmer
Father of 2 humans and Julep the Dog
Eater of everything
#NYC and #NoFo of Long Island
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We apologize for the Europa trophy. Those responsible have been sacked.
June 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
We apologize for the Europa trophy. Those responsible have been sacked.
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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Mikal Bridges said no
May 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Mikal Bridges said no
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Bridges all over New York have improved since the start of congestion pricing.
May 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bridges all over New York have improved since the start of congestion pricing.
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McIlroy giving us Sunday Greg Norman or Sunday Tiger Woods on each shot. Nothing in between.
April 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
McIlroy giving us Sunday Greg Norman or Sunday Tiger Woods on each shot. Nothing in between.
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Harness. Energy. Block. Bad.
April 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Harness. Energy. Block. Bad.
The best app that I use for one week every year.
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The best app that I use for one week every year.
Dad has the TV to himself tonight.
March 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Dad has the TV to himself tonight.
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Me watching the Matrix in 1999: "Wait, so human leadership decided the best strategy to defeat their enemy was to destroy... THE SUN?? LOL what were the writers smoking"
Me watching the Matrix in 2025: "Yeah, no, this absolutely tracks."
Me watching the Matrix in 2025: "Yeah, no, this absolutely tracks."
March 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Me watching the Matrix in 1999: "Wait, so human leadership decided the best strategy to defeat their enemy was to destroy... THE SUN?? LOL what were the writers smoking"
Me watching the Matrix in 2025: "Yeah, no, this absolutely tracks."
Me watching the Matrix in 2025: "Yeah, no, this absolutely tracks."
Come on…. I was just joking. You need to get a sense of humor.
"The mainstream media takes him too seriously. The truth is, it’s all a big overreaction to some good old-fashioned gags."
“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row
People don’t understand what’s funny anymore. You basically have to tell them when to laugh—and that burden often falls on yours truly. “He’s just ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
March 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Come on…. I was just joking. You need to get a sense of humor.
Sad that daughter’s softball practice was cancelled.
Happy that I get to wear my new robe around the house all morning, pretending to be Tony Soprano.
Happy that I get to wear my new robe around the house all morning, pretending to be Tony Soprano.
March 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sad that daughter’s softball practice was cancelled.
Happy that I get to wear my new robe around the house all morning, pretending to be Tony Soprano.
Happy that I get to wear my new robe around the house all morning, pretending to be Tony Soprano.
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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
Why does everyone that runs for NYC mayor hate this city? Every campaign is like “NY is a hellhole that only I can fix”.
March 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why does everyone that runs for NYC mayor hate this city? Every campaign is like “NY is a hellhole that only I can fix”.
On the rare occasion that I smoke a cigar, I always say it this way.
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
On the rare occasion that I smoke a cigar, I always say it this way.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
January 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks"
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Zuckerberg Says 'Everything I Say Leaks' in Leaked Meeting Audio
"There are a bunch of things that I think are value-destroying for me to talk about, so I’m not going to talk about those."
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
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Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”
Ainsley Earhardt makes a case for RFK Jr: "When you go to Europe, the food is delicious. It's so fresh. And you don't gain weight if you eat a big bowl of pasta. So we want that to come here to America."
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Americans will go on vacation to a place that isn’t a car sewer, walk and take public transit for 8-12 hrs. a day, notice a change in their health, and attribute it to “they must not have the Illuminati chemicals here”
I watched The Traitors the other night because I heard it was great TV. I never felt more out of touch with pop culture. My reality show knowledge ends with Flavor of Love and The Amazing Race 14 (which aired in 2009-coincidently the year I had my first kid)
January 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I watched The Traitors the other night because I heard it was great TV. I never felt more out of touch with pop culture. My reality show knowledge ends with Flavor of Love and The Amazing Race 14 (which aired in 2009-coincidently the year I had my first kid)
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
January 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.
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This week's Internet winner goes to...
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
This week's Internet winner goes to...
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My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.
January 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.
