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tiredresearcher.bsky.social
@tiredresearcher.bsky.social
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That’s my secret, I’m always tired.
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whiskeynachos.bsky.social
What's wrong babe, you haven't touched your crab destroyer nachos.
crab nachos in a DD-shaped box.
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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dailybunnies.bsky.social
A light gray bunny sits on a red couch wearing a tiny black cowboy hat.
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
tiredresearcher.bsky.social
It isn’t the worst part of the original article, but I hate this stat. The correct stat is that the top five firms in 1998 (LM, BA, NG, RTN, Litton) used to be fifty one firms - it’s just gotten garbled over the years to suggest that it went from 51 to 5. www.airandspaceforces.com/article/0798...
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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peark.es
This is so funny, as someone who was a finance bro in NYC on the apps at one point. Levels of skill issue I cannot even begin to describe from ole boy at the hedge fund.
tranoflamancha.bsky.social tran of la mancha @tranoflamancha.bsky.social · 19d
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"

Meanwhile, just the other day...
A screenshot of a tweet by Rohit Mittal @rohitdotmittal that reads "Friend in NYC who works at a hedge fund was venting about his dating life. He came from nothing, worked his ass off through school, landed a job most people would kill for. makes great money. stable. Ambitious. Has his life together. And he’s struggling on the dating apps. The average profile he sees is optimized for a completely different value system. He showed me that the most common requirements were: No Trumpers. Free Palestine. Make the world a better place (or something similar). And the average girl is woke, working in marketing or social media or a social worker type job. Nothing about building a life. Nothing about stability or ambition or partnership. Just political credentials and virtue signaling. My friend’s not even political. He just worked hard and made something of himself. But in NYC dating, that’s almost a liability now. According to him, 'Finance Bro' is almost a slur. Making money is something you apologize for. But women are also willing to throw away all principles if the guy is hot and they really want him. Seems like women who value stability, who want to build a family, who respect hard work, they’re either not on the apps or they’ve moved to cities where that’s still considered attractive."
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
tiredresearcher.bsky.social
I am so tired
dexeve.bsky.social Decker Eveleth @dexeve.bsky.social · 19d
I'm sorry, what?
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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mtsw.bsky.social
To the extent Gemini feels different than ChatGPT to me it's mostly because ChatGPT has started to go down the road of revenue generation enshittification (despite losing tens of billions per year) and Gemini is still in the "all our good shit is basically free and fast" stage
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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sherlachness.bsky.social
vampire survivors what the fuck is this
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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unenthusiast.com
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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theonion.com
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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ryanlcooper.com
tired: UK-USA conflict over the word "biscuit"

wired: UK-USA conflict over the word "flapjack"
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
sunday afternoon chores don't stand a chance when lying on the couch is the vibe
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
tiredresearcher.bsky.social
-Responding to LinkedIn invites sometimes works
recurse.com Recurse Center @recurse.com · Nov 11
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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markriedl.bsky.social
Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
tiredresearcher.bsky.social
How it feels to get picked up from the groomer
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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kashana.blacksky.app
Oh, so now it’s a crime to bring your whole self to work
sdotcarter.bsky.social Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · Nov 13
So apparently my company can't remove the guy cooking his beets and tuna in the air fryer. People have picked up and moved their desks because of it. One guy said he was at his desk seasoning chicken breasts.

People are livid.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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gigansprogress.bsky.social
Mon Empereur, your campaign is a flop, it’s messy boots, you’re a downed diva. Schwarzenberg and Blucher are snatched to the gawds mama, they’re thriving, they’re giving. The slayed the runway in Paris, girl.

I’m sorry sweetie but it’s gonna be the chop from all us legends at the House of Marshal.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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shoe.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
tiredresearcher.bsky.social
@popjustice.bsky.social - after years of searching, I finally found the music of Super Jupiter, which you championed back in 2006. It still slaps: www.youtube.com/watch?v=npOf...
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YouTube video by Superjupitermusic
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
tiredresearcher.bsky.social
I was not expecting @popjustice.bsky.social
- the greatest website ever - to enter this story
hunterw.bsky.social Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · Nov 18
Based on this link, it seems Olivia Nuzzi's debut pop single was titled "Jailbait." www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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josephpolitano.bsky.social
mfw the Federal government is publishing official data again
the "girl who is going to be okay" meme depicting a woman who accepts and moves beyond her trauma in an unrealistic way like in most hollywood movies
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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theblogginggoth.bsky.social
On this day, 45 years ago, #Visage released their debut album "Visage" including their breakout hit "Fade To Grey".

Dan LeRoy for AllMusic wrote "this is the music that best represents the short-lived but always underrated #newromantic movement", calling it "a consistently fine creation".
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
tiredresearcher.bsky.social
If there’s one thing Germans love to do, it’s call your cell phone. No text, no slack, no email - always a phone call.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM