tiny elvis
@tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social
yeah, it’s me. in case you need confirmation: beer. beach boys. dad bods. dan fielding. scumbag gang 💜
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tiny elvis
@tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social
· Dec 4
opening a bar called All the President’s Gin, and featuring presidential-themed drinks such as the Daiquiri Taylor. don’t steal my idea.
animal house of 1000 corpses
insert a movie into another movie
Red Dawn of the Dead
Red Dawn of the Dead
Princess Brideshead Revisited
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
animal house of 1000 corpses
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So started ham chowder today, all's left to do is add the buttermilk n starch.
Also made salisbury steaks and garlic parmesan green beans and street corn. Look at it....
I am glorious... I mean the food is glorious!
Also made salisbury steaks and garlic parmesan green beans and street corn. Look at it....
I am glorious... I mean the food is glorious!
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
So started ham chowder today, all's left to do is add the buttermilk n starch.
Also made salisbury steaks and garlic parmesan green beans and street corn. Look at it....
I am glorious... I mean the food is glorious!
Also made salisbury steaks and garlic parmesan green beans and street corn. Look at it....
I am glorious... I mean the food is glorious!
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Nobody be alarmed. I'm going to ask Chad to feel my butt.
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Nobody be alarmed. I'm going to ask Chad to feel my butt.
went to omaha this year to try some of those famous steaks, and it went pretty well. next year, we’re going to cincinnati to see what that chili is all about.
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
went to omaha this year to try some of those famous steaks, and it went pretty well. next year, we’re going to cincinnati to see what that chili is all about.
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OMG IT'S @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social's BIRTHDAY AND I ALMOST MISSED IT!
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
Alt: Kermit! Flailing arms! Super stoked for Tiny Elvis and her birthday!
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
OMG IT'S @tinyelvisbkwd.bsky.social's BIRTHDAY AND I ALMOST MISSED IT!
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Looking for a pumpkin pie recipe which doesn’t have any pumpkins but maybe apples or cherries instead
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Looking for a pumpkin pie recipe which doesn’t have any pumpkins but maybe apples or cherries instead
if dan rather doesn’t tell us what the frequency was in his obituary, i’m going to be very disappointed.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
if dan rather doesn’t tell us what the frequency was in his obituary, i’m going to be very disappointed.
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yesterday i noticed that my neighbor’s trash can had been tipped over after being emptied, & i felt bad for not picking it up.
today, said neighbor cleared the leaves from his yard & put the debris on the curb in front of my house, so i’m ok with the decision i made yesterday.
today, said neighbor cleared the leaves from his yard & put the debris on the curb in front of my house, so i’m ok with the decision i made yesterday.
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
yesterday i noticed that my neighbor’s trash can had been tipped over after being emptied, & i felt bad for not picking it up.
today, said neighbor cleared the leaves from his yard & put the debris on the curb in front of my house, so i’m ok with the decision i made yesterday.
today, said neighbor cleared the leaves from his yard & put the debris on the curb in front of my house, so i’m ok with the decision i made yesterday.
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Also missing the point of stories. For most of us, the first stories we were learned were told to us orally. When someone tells me they love my writing or my stories, I never ask - oh, but did you read it on paper? No writer cares. The story is the thing, not the method of delivery
People who dismiss e-books or audiobooks as being somehow less worthy or less meaningful than physical books are missing the point of books. Books are not ink and paper, just as human beings are not defined by their physicality. Books are connections; emotions; ideas; just like their creators.
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Also missing the point of stories. For most of us, the first stories we were learned were told to us orally. When someone tells me they love my writing or my stories, I never ask - oh, but did you read it on paper? No writer cares. The story is the thing, not the method of delivery
night court doesn’t get enough credit for how perfect its casting was. every public defender was great; every bailiff was great; all the long term main cast members were great; the recurring side characters were great; and also mel torme. it’s a top ten sitcom that deserves way more praise.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
night court doesn’t get enough credit for how perfect its casting was. every public defender was great; every bailiff was great; all the long term main cast members were great; the recurring side characters were great; and also mel torme. it’s a top ten sitcom that deserves way more praise.
kids today have no idea that former president gerald ford spent his retirement years as an actor named john ashton who played the role of detective sergeant taggart in the hit 80s action comedy movies “beverly hills cop” and “beverly hills cop II”.
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
kids today have no idea that former president gerald ford spent his retirement years as an actor named john ashton who played the role of detective sergeant taggart in the hit 80s action comedy movies “beverly hills cop” and “beverly hills cop II”.
if your night out drinking ends with you looking like a spirited gg allin performance, it’s time to make some changes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if your night out drinking ends with you looking like a spirited gg allin performance, it’s time to make some changes.
were you born in 1987? you were conceived to “sledgehammer”. sorry, i don’t make the rules. i just report the news.
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
were you born in 1987? you were conceived to “sledgehammer”. sorry, i don’t make the rules. i just report the news.
you’re his huckleberry; i’m his dingleberry. we are not the same.
…wait a minute
…wait a minute
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
you’re his huckleberry; i’m his dingleberry. we are not the same.
…wait a minute
…wait a minute
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Respect for this one person who’s repping for Rowan Atkinson as Edmund Blackadder
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Respect for this one person who’s repping for Rowan Atkinson as Edmund Blackadder
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this scoreboard knows me
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
this scoreboard knows me
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Time to STOP making mortal enemies on The Internet and START making mortal enemies at the therapy pool.
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Time to STOP making mortal enemies on The Internet and START making mortal enemies at the therapy pool.
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thank you james very cool
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
thank you james very cool
why am i, a 41 year old, having sexy dreams about a footloose-era john lithgow???
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
why am i, a 41 year old, having sexy dreams about a footloose-era john lithgow???
“violent night”, except it’s just me raging when i go to make a sandwich at 2am and the turkey’s a little dry.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“violent night”, except it’s just me raging when i go to make a sandwich at 2am and the turkey’s a little dry.
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Been off work except for an aborted 2 week attempt since the beginning of June. Just found out this one airline wants to bring some work back to us after being gone for a while. Now I don't want to go back. They suck.
The Friendly Skies my ass.
The Friendly Skies my ass.
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Been off work except for an aborted 2 week attempt since the beginning of June. Just found out this one airline wants to bring some work back to us after being gone for a while. Now I don't want to go back. They suck.
The Friendly Skies my ass.
The Friendly Skies my ass.
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Nothing like a steady 36 hour rain to make sure you gotta cut the fucking grass at least one more time.
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nothing like a steady 36 hour rain to make sure you gotta cut the fucking grass at least one more time.
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“I’m down for whatever,” I say, falling asleep.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“I’m down for whatever,” I say, falling asleep.