Jinion
@timtalie.bsky.social
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Me, dying of a disease that was considered eradicated in the United States in 1937:
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me, dying of a disease that was considered eradicated in the United States in 1937:
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
"I... I don't understand. I... t-took my Hu-Huberman s-sstacks... I... s-s-sunned my b-butthole..."
Doctor, on other side of plastic tent, through intercom: "but did you fap? Did you fap?!"
[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]
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saying "normal milk is fine" at the woke coffee shop
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
saying "normal milk is fine" at the woke coffee shop
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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The Dems every time.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The Dems every time.
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just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art
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November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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This will be drastically different from their usual strategy of calling every Democrat a gay Muslim communist
The GOP’s new villain lives in New York — and they’re already launching attack ads to make him every Democrat’s problem in 2026.
Republicans try to turn national Democratic candidates into Mamdani copycats
Republicans are working to make New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani the face of the Democratic Party in the midterms.
www.politico.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This will be drastically different from their usual strategy of calling every Democrat a gay Muslim communist
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Doctors, lawyers, and engineers on culturally conservative white working class: these guys are so rugged and masculine… do I have a crush?
Culturally conservative white working class on doctors, lawyers, and engineers: look, these guys are all Jews
Culturally conservative white working class on doctors, lawyers, and engineers: look, these guys are all Jews
October 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Doctors, lawyers, and engineers on culturally conservative white working class: these guys are so rugged and masculine… do I have a crush?
Culturally conservative white working class on doctors, lawyers, and engineers: look, these guys are all Jews
Culturally conservative white working class on doctors, lawyers, and engineers: look, these guys are all Jews
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It’s a government by and for internet brainrot victims. They’re literally addicted to trolling and shitposting so when their shit starts going sideways their response is to mount a forum raid into bluesky.
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It’s a government by and for internet brainrot victims. They’re literally addicted to trolling and shitposting so when their shit starts going sideways their response is to mount a forum raid into bluesky.
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one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
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A Black student from Grenada, Trey Reed, was found dead hanging from a tree AG Delta State University in Mississippi.
Authorities say "no foul play suspected" but that seems highly doubtful.
www.wapt.com/article/delt...
Authorities say "no foul play suspected" but that seems highly doubtful.
www.wapt.com/article/delt...
Student found hanging from tree at Delta State University
Delta State University has identified the person found dead on campus as Demontre "Tre" Reed, 21, a student from Grenada.
www.wapt.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A Black student from Grenada, Trey Reed, was found dead hanging from a tree AG Delta State University in Mississippi.
Authorities say "no foul play suspected" but that seems highly doubtful.
www.wapt.com/article/delt...
Authorities say "no foul play suspected" but that seems highly doubtful.
www.wapt.com/article/delt...
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you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price
September 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price
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The one time we got the smoking gun of undeniable ideology that mapped neatly onto american partisanship in political violence was J6, and we decided it was too scary to treat it as such, so now we return to deciphering memes of school shooters like medieval peasants panicking at an eclipse.
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The one time we got the smoking gun of undeniable ideology that mapped neatly onto american partisanship in political violence was J6, and we decided it was too scary to treat it as such, so now we return to deciphering memes of school shooters like medieval peasants panicking at an eclipse.
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> high profile political murder
> political turmoil risks spilling over into open civil conflict
> federal police are warn down, tattered husk of what they used to be
> only one man left for the job and he’s probably a drunk
welcome back harry dubois
> political turmoil risks spilling over into open civil conflict
> federal police are warn down, tattered husk of what they used to be
> only one man left for the job and he’s probably a drunk
welcome back harry dubois
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
> high profile political murder
> political turmoil risks spilling over into open civil conflict
> federal police are warn down, tattered husk of what they used to be
> only one man left for the job and he’s probably a drunk
welcome back harry dubois
> political turmoil risks spilling over into open civil conflict
> federal police are warn down, tattered husk of what they used to be
> only one man left for the job and he’s probably a drunk
welcome back harry dubois
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Theres really no point to scrolling your phone waiting to hear about the day it happens, if you are a Real American and live in a decent sized city you'll know from horns honking, fireworks, people spontaneously hollering, passing out drinks, etc
August 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Theres really no point to scrolling your phone waiting to hear about the day it happens, if you are a Real American and live in a decent sized city you'll know from horns honking, fireworks, people spontaneously hollering, passing out drinks, etc
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea