@thrombocytosis.bsky.social
I don't know why the US State Dept. is changing fonts from Calibri to Times New Roman.
It seems like Fraktur is much more on point.
#fontjokes
It seems like Fraktur is much more on point.
#fontjokes
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I don't know why the US State Dept. is changing fonts from Calibri to Times New Roman.
It seems like Fraktur is much more on point.
#fontjokes
It seems like Fraktur is much more on point.
#fontjokes
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
Every time I have anything from PF Changs I get irrationally angry that they don't have a drink called a Changsaw.
To answer the next question, vodka, lychee, and strawberry purée.
To answer the next question, vodka, lychee, and strawberry purée.
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Every time I have anything from PF Changs I get irrationally angry that they don't have a drink called a Changsaw.
To answer the next question, vodka, lychee, and strawberry purée.
To answer the next question, vodka, lychee, and strawberry purée.
FATALITY
May 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
FATALITY
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🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
May 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
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Sean you’re a hockey writer, surely you know the blue team in Canada doesn’t learn the right lessons after their springtime collapse
April 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sean you’re a hockey writer, surely you know the blue team in Canada doesn’t learn the right lessons after their springtime collapse
THERAPIST: ...so when your amygdala is so active and hyperaroused, your frontal cortex shuts down and -
ME: So you're saying fear is the mind-killer?
T: I don't know if I'd put it like that -
ME: I need you to say that fear is the mind-killer.
T: ...
ME: ...
T: ...
ME: it is the little death.
ME: So you're saying fear is the mind-killer?
T: I don't know if I'd put it like that -
ME: I need you to say that fear is the mind-killer.
T: ...
ME: ...
T: ...
ME: it is the little death.
April 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
THERAPIST: ...so when your amygdala is so active and hyperaroused, your frontal cortex shuts down and -
ME: So you're saying fear is the mind-killer?
T: I don't know if I'd put it like that -
ME: I need you to say that fear is the mind-killer.
T: ...
ME: ...
T: ...
ME: it is the little death.
ME: So you're saying fear is the mind-killer?
T: I don't know if I'd put it like that -
ME: I need you to say that fear is the mind-killer.
T: ...
ME: ...
T: ...
ME: it is the little death.
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we are serious gardeners over here, spend a lot of money and time doing it, devote a significant amount of our yard to growing produce, and if we tried to live on only what we grew would starve within three weeks
*thinking about how much produce goes into a single salad, but I’m also dumb as rocks*
I can grow all that in my yard, nurture, maintain, and harvest it for every day of the year. That can’t be too hard.
I can grow all that in my yard, nurture, maintain, and harvest it for every day of the year. That can’t be too hard.
April 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
we are serious gardeners over here, spend a lot of money and time doing it, devote a significant amount of our yard to growing produce, and if we tried to live on only what we grew would starve within three weeks
Sebastian: Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!
Ben Shapiro: absolutely not.
Ben Shapiro: absolutely not.
March 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sebastian: Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!
Ben Shapiro: absolutely not.
Ben Shapiro: absolutely not.
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I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle
Three yachts were swallowed by fires early Friday after witnesses described a massive explosion in northwest Miami-Dade.
https://nbcnews.to/3DtQPVl
https://nbcnews.to/3DtQPVl
March 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle
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/sung through the Roger Troutman talkbox in the same cadence as "California Love"
March 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
/sung through the Roger Troutman talkbox in the same cadence as "California Love"
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RCMP confirmed it is investigating allegations related to Alberta Health Services and Alberta Health.
“Following a review, the RCMP has begun an investigation into the matter. As this is an ongoing investigation, no further details are available at this time.”
“Following a review, the RCMP has begun an investigation into the matter. As this is an ongoing investigation, no further details are available at this time.”
March 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
RCMP confirmed it is investigating allegations related to Alberta Health Services and Alberta Health.
“Following a review, the RCMP has begun an investigation into the matter. As this is an ongoing investigation, no further details are available at this time.”
“Following a review, the RCMP has begun an investigation into the matter. As this is an ongoing investigation, no further details are available at this time.”
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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
February 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
So on Alberta Hwy 2, at township road 470, there's a semi just jammed up under the overpass with boxes spilling out of the trailer, and the cab absolutely crushed. For the last 2 days. And like 40,000 people a day pass that accident. And nothing at all on the news. The heck?
February 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
So on Alberta Hwy 2, at township road 470, there's a semi just jammed up under the overpass with boxes spilling out of the trailer, and the cab absolutely crushed. For the last 2 days. And like 40,000 people a day pass that accident. And nothing at all on the news. The heck?
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My kids are currently having a physical fight which started based on who shot whom during a game of imaginary finger guns, and I am going to have a damn stroke
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My kids are currently having a physical fight which started based on who shot whom during a game of imaginary finger guns, and I am going to have a damn stroke
Plus side to Super Bowl Sunday is that the movie theatres are frickin' EMPTY. Keep your sportsball, I'm watching Dogman with my kids.
February 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Plus side to Super Bowl Sunday is that the movie theatres are frickin' EMPTY. Keep your sportsball, I'm watching Dogman with my kids.
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There’s an entire persistent cosmology that exists only within the confines of my daughter’s bathtub centered around a zebra named Billy Slimes who stars in a TV procedural called Slime Masters that follows the Slime Squad as they investigate “slimergencies.” His catchphrase is “It’s slime time!”
February 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There’s an entire persistent cosmology that exists only within the confines of my daughter’s bathtub centered around a zebra named Billy Slimes who stars in a TV procedural called Slime Masters that follows the Slime Squad as they investigate “slimergencies.” His catchphrase is “It’s slime time!”
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My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps
February 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps
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Triple Stuffed!
December 23, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Triple Stuffed!
Good lord. This company is awful. And I hope their executives feel bad.
⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️
Wait wait wait….
UnitedHealthcare did what now?!?!?🧐😳
Wait wait wait….
UnitedHealthcare did what now?!?!?🧐😳
December 14, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Good lord. This company is awful. And I hope their executives feel bad.