Mike Stephens
@mikestephens.bsky.social
I call myself the blond Christian Slater to compliment my acting career and insult my hairline
“Canada is a medium sized high school” moment. Went to buy my older kid a hockey helmet at Canadian Tire and the guy who helped me is cousins with a guy who just got drafted by the Minnesota Wild. Then I went to the LCBO and recognized a guy who used to work at the one near me.
December 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Canada is a medium sized high school” moment. Went to buy my older kid a hockey helmet at Canadian Tire and the guy who helped me is cousins with a guy who just got drafted by the Minnesota Wild. Then I went to the LCBO and recognized a guy who used to work at the one near me.
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being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
🎶I’m dreaming of a whiiiiite boxing day
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
🎶I’m dreaming of a whiiiiite boxing day
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donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
Feeling skeptical that I have enough oil this time
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Feeling skeptical that I have enough oil this time
People don’t discuss the Parenting Overton Window enough. First one gets the sniffles and you’re terrified they have consumption. Checking their temperature every 20 minutes, debating going to Emerg. Second kid falls and cuts open their lip? Shit, guess that one’s just a bleeder.
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
People don’t discuss the Parenting Overton Window enough. First one gets the sniffles and you’re terrified they have consumption. Checking their temperature every 20 minutes, debating going to Emerg. Second kid falls and cuts open their lip? Shit, guess that one’s just a bleeder.
The rest of the movie is pretty mid, but the opening scene of 28 Weeks Later is one of the absolute best openings in any horror movie ever. Explains everything you need to know about the world, provides stakes and consequences in about 5-6 minutes.
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The rest of the movie is pretty mid, but the opening scene of 28 Weeks Later is one of the absolute best openings in any horror movie ever. Explains everything you need to know about the world, provides stakes and consequences in about 5-6 minutes.
Maybe this kid will like hockey
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Maybe this kid will like hockey
I think everyone should have kids but man hearing my boys argue in the basement is so damn tedious. I know the older one is overreacting but I also know the younger one is being a dickhead and now I gotta go play peacemaker cause they can’t just watch Octonauts in peace.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I think everyone should have kids but man hearing my boys argue in the basement is so damn tedious. I know the older one is overreacting but I also know the younger one is being a dickhead and now I gotta go play peacemaker cause they can’t just watch Octonauts in peace.
Finished rewatching Stranger Things ahead of the final season coming out. The show really rests on the laurels of the first season. Really agonizing rewatch past season two.
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Finished rewatching Stranger Things ahead of the final season coming out. The show really rests on the laurels of the first season. Really agonizing rewatch past season two.
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This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
We’re really playing fast and loose with the sounds of letters when it comes to pronouncing the name Joaquin.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We’re really playing fast and loose with the sounds of letters when it comes to pronouncing the name Joaquin.
I love the fantasy elements of Pluribus, like an altruistic species or being able to have an entire grocery store to yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love the fantasy elements of Pluribus, like an altruistic species or being able to have an entire grocery store to yourself.
Watching Land Before Time with my kids. It’s well past time they were forever traumatized.
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Watching Land Before Time with my kids. It’s well past time they were forever traumatized.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Uber keeps sending me push notifications about their services. Dude I’ll use you when I’m going somewhere but I’m currently a 39 year old father, I don’t do shit unless it’s a child’s extracurriculars.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Uber keeps sending me push notifications about their services. Dude I’ll use you when I’m going somewhere but I’m currently a 39 year old father, I don’t do shit unless it’s a child’s extracurriculars.
Gotta be playing in the NHL if you want to be considered an NHL player. He’s not currently and it was agreed upon by 32 teams that he’s not after he went unclaimed on waivers.
David Kampf is reportedly away from the Marlies as he contemplates his future in Toronto
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November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Gotta be playing in the NHL if you want to be considered an NHL player. He’s not currently and it was agreed upon by 32 teams that he’s not after he went unclaimed on waivers.
Had my kid sort and count out his candy (it was his school homework) but also made him pose like it was a drug bust
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Had my kid sort and count out his candy (it was his school homework) but also made him pose like it was a drug bust
Man I cannot wait to dig into the shit as fuck leafs now. We’ve been letting those assholes off the hook cause of the new hotness but now it’s time for the hate to really flow.
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Man I cannot wait to dig into the shit as fuck leafs now. We’ve been letting those assholes off the hook cause of the new hotness but now it’s time for the hate to really flow.
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I don't know the next time I'll be that close to sports joy again.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I don't know the next time I'll be that close to sports joy again.
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
I have a working theory that all my sports misery can be avoided by turning off the team currently pissing me off and rewatching 2001’s Band of Brothers.
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have a working theory that all my sports misery can be avoided by turning off the team currently pissing me off and rewatching 2001’s Band of Brothers.
Winnable game they pissed away
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Winnable game they pissed away
Baffling challenge
October 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Baffling challenge