Mike Stephens
@mikestephens.bsky.social
I call myself the blond Christian Slater to compliment my acting career and insult my hairline
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This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
We’re really playing fast and loose with the sounds of letters when it comes to pronouncing the name Joaquin.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We’re really playing fast and loose with the sounds of letters when it comes to pronouncing the name Joaquin.
I love the fantasy elements of Pluribus, like an altruistic species or being able to have an entire grocery store to yourself.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love the fantasy elements of Pluribus, like an altruistic species or being able to have an entire grocery store to yourself.
Watching Land Before Time with my kids. It’s well past time they were forever traumatized.
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Watching Land Before Time with my kids. It’s well past time they were forever traumatized.
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Uber keeps sending me push notifications about their services. Dude I’ll use you when I’m going somewhere but I’m currently a 39 year old father, I don’t do shit unless it’s a child’s extracurriculars.
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Uber keeps sending me push notifications about their services. Dude I’ll use you when I’m going somewhere but I’m currently a 39 year old father, I don’t do shit unless it’s a child’s extracurriculars.
Gotta be playing in the NHL if you want to be considered an NHL player. He’s not currently and it was agreed upon by 32 teams that he’s not after he went unclaimed on waivers.
David Kampf is reportedly away from the Marlies as he contemplates his future in Toronto
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November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Gotta be playing in the NHL if you want to be considered an NHL player. He’s not currently and it was agreed upon by 32 teams that he’s not after he went unclaimed on waivers.
Had my kid sort and count out his candy (it was his school homework) but also made him pose like it was a drug bust
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Had my kid sort and count out his candy (it was his school homework) but also made him pose like it was a drug bust
Man I cannot wait to dig into the shit as fuck leafs now. We’ve been letting those assholes off the hook cause of the new hotness but now it’s time for the hate to really flow.
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Man I cannot wait to dig into the shit as fuck leafs now. We’ve been letting those assholes off the hook cause of the new hotness but now it’s time for the hate to really flow.
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I don't know the next time I'll be that close to sports joy again.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I don't know the next time I'll be that close to sports joy again.
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
I have a working theory that all my sports misery can be avoided by turning off the team currently pissing me off and rewatching 2001’s Band of Brothers.
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have a working theory that all my sports misery can be avoided by turning off the team currently pissing me off and rewatching 2001’s Band of Brothers.
Winnable game they pissed away
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Winnable game they pissed away
Baffling challenge
October 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Baffling challenge
Typical give up early in the second period
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Typical give up early in the second period
You know who better have a great game tonight after (rightfully but very pointedly) calling out the stars and the coaching staff? Anthony Stolarz.
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You know who better have a great game tonight after (rightfully but very pointedly) calling out the stars and the coaching staff? Anthony Stolarz.
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A deal is a deal sports gods.
I will sacrifice a Leafs win against Seattle for 2 Jays wins against Seattle
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A deal is a deal sports gods.
Poor from Nylander there, not great from Stolie either. Oh well.
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Poor from Nylander there, not great from Stolie either. Oh well.
Refs are hilarious. A clear face/head injury and they don’t want to stop play because the Kraken have the advantage. Dude safety. Safety.
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Refs are hilarious. A clear face/head injury and they don’t want to stop play because the Kraken have the advantage. Dude safety. Safety.
At the risk of upsetting the Italians on here, Carlo has been fucking brutal tonight
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
At the risk of upsetting the Italians on here, Carlo has been fucking brutal tonight
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Not sure I've ever seen a goalie pull the "knock the net flying so the guy who just ran over you can't hide in there" move before.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Not sure I've ever seen a goalie pull the "knock the net flying so the guy who just ran over you can't hide in there" move before.
I wish the league would protect all goalies but Anthony Stolarz in particular.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I wish the league would protect all goalies but Anthony Stolarz in particular.
This should still be a power play for the Leafs, I don’t care what Stolie did. Marchment is a piece of fucking shit here.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This should still be a power play for the Leafs, I don’t care what Stolie did. Marchment is a piece of fucking shit here.
Chris Tanev old man barely any contact injury? Fuccck
October 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Chris Tanev old man barely any contact injury? Fuccck