Mike Stephens
@mikestephens.bsky.social
I call myself the blond Christian Slater to compliment my acting career and insult my hairline
Had my kid sort and count out his candy (it was his school homework) but also made him pose like it was a drug bust
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Had my kid sort and count out his candy (it was his school homework) but also made him pose like it was a drug bust
My little halfling barbarian 🥹
August 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My little halfling barbarian 🥹
Removing some trees from my dad’s cottage. Made my six year old get a picture of me looking cool
August 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Removing some trees from my dad’s cottage. Made my six year old get a picture of me looking cool
I had a good thing going with the tabby. Dicey but winnable game with him sleeping on the other side of the couch. Then Hermes shows up looking like a god damn cow and the Jays relievers shit the bed.
August 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I had a good thing going with the tabby. Dicey but winnable game with him sleeping on the other side of the couch. Then Hermes shows up looking like a god damn cow and the Jays relievers shit the bed.
If you’re looking to play the blame game with the Jays tonight, and you forget about Jeff Hoffman, you can blame this asshole. Jays were up 4-2 before he showed up
August 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you’re looking to play the blame game with the Jays tonight, and you forget about Jeff Hoffman, you can blame this asshole. Jays were up 4-2 before he showed up
Just saw the coolest dog of all time
August 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just saw the coolest dog of all time
First time I’ve seen a snapping turtle at the cottage in 30+ years
August 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
First time I’ve seen a snapping turtle at the cottage in 30+ years
I swear my six year old weighs more than zero pounds
August 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I swear my six year old weighs more than zero pounds
It is simply impossible to get my kids to behave
August 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It is simply impossible to get my kids to behave
French Duolingo is extremely French
August 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
French Duolingo is extremely French
Birthday boy got a decent Lego haul
July 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Birthday boy got a decent Lego haul
Fine I’ll do this thing to actively attempt being active here daily. But I bet I give up in 3-4 days tops
July 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Fine I’ll do this thing to actively attempt being active here daily. But I bet I give up in 3-4 days tops
My kid is trying to steal the bride at a wedding with his sick dance moves.
July 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My kid is trying to steal the bride at a wedding with his sick dance moves.
Went to the Titanic exhibition, well worth it
June 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Went to the Titanic exhibition, well worth it
Beautiful day for it
June 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Beautiful day for it
Sometimes I look at my son and think he could be prime minister of Canada one day.
June 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sometimes I look at my son and think he could be prime minister of Canada one day.
Why is the pope tweeting like he’s read @actingthefulemin.bsky.social’s sad in a group post
June 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why is the pope tweeting like he’s read @actingthefulemin.bsky.social’s sad in a group post
My cousin who moved to New Zealand was watching the game
May 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My cousin who moved to New Zealand was watching the game
Matt Knies to Jack Han
May 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Matt Knies to Jack Han
I can’t help but think of this when reading that sign
May 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I can’t help but think of this when reading that sign
Brad Treliving signing Simon Benoit
April 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Brad Treliving signing Simon Benoit
The Maple Leafs when asked to play a full 60 minutes:
April 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The Maple Leafs when asked to play a full 60 minutes:
Something about this hat makes him extremely docile.
April 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Something about this hat makes him extremely docile.