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got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
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BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
BUCK: welcome to Monday Night Football going out across the fractured and shattered united states. we'd especially like to welcome our newest viewers from the greater Omaha Demilitarized Zone who are joining us courtesy of the warlord Lord Bones, the Water Prophet.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
AIKMAN: Tremendous warlord, Joe.
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One of my favorite genre of posts on Twitter right now is people who think grok can help them find the killer
September 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
One of my favorite genre of posts on Twitter right now is people who think grok can help them find the killer
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i'm running for president in 2028 on a single-issue platform: outlawing the public usages of both "the ick" and "neurospicy". five year mandatory minimum. i'll wing the rest.
June 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i'm running for president in 2028 on a single-issue platform: outlawing the public usages of both "the ick" and "neurospicy". five year mandatory minimum. i'll wing the rest.
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doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now
yoda: thanks dude
yoda: thanks dude
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As a longtime @plex.tv user, Plex Pass payer and advocate in general: the new iOS app is very bad! Like very, very bad. Bad enough to get me looking into how to roll it back to the old version on my phone, and I’m a real path-of-least-resistance kinda guy. Like “looking into Jellyfin” bad.
May 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
As a longtime @plex.tv user, Plex Pass payer and advocate in general: the new iOS app is very bad! Like very, very bad. Bad enough to get me looking into how to roll it back to the old version on my phone, and I’m a real path-of-least-resistance kinda guy. Like “looking into Jellyfin” bad.
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Democrat voter with a time machine:
“Mrs. Harris! Mrs. Harris! I have an urgent message from the future! Don’t change your campaign tactics! You’re perfect.”
“Mrs. Harris! Mrs. Harris! I have an urgent message from the future! Don’t change your campaign tactics! You’re perfect.”
May 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Democrat voter with a time machine:
“Mrs. Harris! Mrs. Harris! I have an urgent message from the future! Don’t change your campaign tactics! You’re perfect.”
“Mrs. Harris! Mrs. Harris! I have an urgent message from the future! Don’t change your campaign tactics! You’re perfect.”
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The government was wrong to cut winter fuel payments.
It was wrong to keep the 2-child benefit cap.
It was wrong to slash disability benefits.
Pushing people into poverty is the wrong thing to do. The right thing to do is redistribute wealth and power so that everyone can live in dignity.
It was wrong to keep the 2-child benefit cap.
It was wrong to slash disability benefits.
Pushing people into poverty is the wrong thing to do. The right thing to do is redistribute wealth and power so that everyone can live in dignity.
May 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The government was wrong to cut winter fuel payments.
It was wrong to keep the 2-child benefit cap.
It was wrong to slash disability benefits.
Pushing people into poverty is the wrong thing to do. The right thing to do is redistribute wealth and power so that everyone can live in dignity.
It was wrong to keep the 2-child benefit cap.
It was wrong to slash disability benefits.
Pushing people into poverty is the wrong thing to do. The right thing to do is redistribute wealth and power so that everyone can live in dignity.
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Conclave Day 2, rise and grind. Let’s get that daily bread!
May 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Conclave Day 2, rise and grind. Let’s get that daily bread!
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Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Democratic House Leader That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?
May 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Democratic House Leader That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?
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Why walk when you could ride?
May 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Why walk when you could ride?
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This place is amazing
April 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This place is amazing
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A frog wizard and his faithful familiar on this international bat day
These two will be the leads on my next frog book (whenever I finally get to it)
These two will be the leads on my next frog book (whenever I finally get to it)
April 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A frog wizard and his faithful familiar on this international bat day
These two will be the leads on my next frog book (whenever I finally get to it)
These two will be the leads on my next frog book (whenever I finally get to it)
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this is the song that doesn't end. yes, it goes on and on, my friend. some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because…
April 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is the song that doesn't end. yes, it goes on and on, my friend. some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because…
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The DOJ lawyer who made the mistake of answering the court's questions about Abrego-Garcia candidly (eg yes he was mistakenly deported, a fact the Administration already has acknowledged), which got him put on administrative leave, has now been fired, ending his 15-year DOJ career..
April 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The DOJ lawyer who made the mistake of answering the court's questions about Abrego-Garcia candidly (eg yes he was mistakenly deported, a fact the Administration already has acknowledged), which got him put on administrative leave, has now been fired, ending his 15-year DOJ career..
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pictured: a sensitive girl wasting my money
April 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
pictured: a sensitive girl wasting my money
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the white house: there's transgender dogs winning at the derby today... gender ideology gone too far!
the stock market:
the stock market:
April 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the white house: there's transgender dogs winning at the derby today... gender ideology gone too far!
the stock market:
the stock market:
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